3 Chapter 3

As God said that, I cursed him in my heart. "How dare you trick me like that. I could have been OP, do you know the implications of this? Now I'll have to start from the bottom like everyone else, granted with a little extra, but still, not fair"

"I don't care, you already made your wish. Have fun in the Naruto World. Bye."

I felt my by body being pushed through a vortex as God said that. I looked around me and all I saw were tiny little marbles, almost like the kind you see at the end of the movie, Men in Black. I would assume this is the multiverse. For the next half hour or so, I was stuck being sucked at unimaginable speeds towards what I would assume is Naruto.

30 minutes later...

"Finally," I think to my self, "I'm free from that horrendous ride. I'm never doing that again." As the Naruto universe gets closer and closer to me, I start to think, 'Am I going to born the conventional way, or am I going to start at the age of three? Oh God, please let me be three. I'm sorry for cursing at you earlier.'

*No response*

Then suddenly everything went black.

I opened my eyes in suspense. I found that I couldn't. 'Dammit' I cursed inwardly. I have to be born again. That means I have to sit through 9 months of doing nothing. It's not like I can practice chakra control while I'm floating I my mother's womb?

Ding: System activation is commencing

Ding: Please do not turn off system

'How would I even turn it off' I thought, always wondering why systems say that. It's not like people would do that in the first place.

Ding: Please do not turn off system.

"OK I got you system you don't have to repeat your self"

Ding: Please do not turn off system

"Please stop saying that I get it. I have to stay here for 9 months. That won't help

Ding: System is 0.1% done

commencing.

Ding: Estimated time of completion, 6 months 8 days 3 hours and 34 minutes.

Ding: Please say countdown to look at countdown.

Ding: To get rid of ding, go to system notifications when system is commenced.

'I have a feeling it's going to be a very long 9 months'

'What to do to pass the time? Have philosophical debates? No, since the existence of God puts a whole new perspective on them. What about thinking about past memories? No, because I can't really do that. It's not how my brain works. How about I start making future plans for Naruto? Yeah, general ones but if I don't know what time period I start in, then it's kinda useless. So I seriously have to wait here and do nothing until the system commences? Fuck me.'

'I guess I'll annoy the system then'

'Countdown'

Ding: 6 months 8 days 3 hours and 33 minutes

'I now know what Kakashi went through when Itachi put him under Tsukuyomi. Fuck that.'

6 months 8 days 3 hours and 32 minutes later...

'1,238,987 sheep jump over the fence. 1,238,988 sheep jump over the fence.'

Ding: System is about to commence in 0 months 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 45 seconds left.

'44'

'43'

'God this is too slow I should get a achievement or something after doing literally nothing for over 6 months.'

'38'

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'37'

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'3'

'2'

'1'

Ding: System has commenced