Chapter 5: Club Hunt
It's been five days since I first entered this school and so far, I've gotten used to my new daily life except for the part were all those annoying school club members persistently chasing me every day to make me join their club.
Speaking about that, I'm currently hiding from them right now. I'm hiding inside my grandfather's office while they were looking for me like an angry mob in those medieval movies except they weren't carrying torches. I could hear some of them calling for me like a shy animal.
"Here Linel Linel Linel! We won't bite"
Some of them were talking like a S.W.A.T. team who's currently on a mission.
"Have you seen the target?"
""Negative!"
"Let's move to point B."
"Roger!"
Others were frustrated.
"Where the hell is he?!"
So basically, this is what I've been doing after school for the past few days.
"Hey sonny! Why not join a club, so they would stop bothering you?"
My grandfather was seating in his usual chair suggested to me while enjoying the tea that the head maidbot named Louise made.
"I'm too lazy to do any club activities."
I told him my reason.
"If that's the case, there's a lot of clubs that doesn't require you to go every day."
"Like?"
"Cultural clubs and research clubs. Most of them require you to attend three times a week."
"I see... Let me think about it."
Even though I said that, I wasn't interested in joining any club.
"Here sonny! I'll give you a list.
My cell phone vibrated and I took it out from my pocket to see the notification. I received a list of cultural clubs and research clubs with their location on it.
On the list, I saw a certain club that I will certainly not join let alone visit. The club's name is "Luna Fan Club." I should mark that red later.
"Thanks gramps! I'll make use of this."
After I had said my thanks, I left gramps' office since the people who were looking for me are already gone. I think.
As I step outside gramps' office.
"There he is!"
"Get him!"
"Holy crap!" (Linel)
I ran for my life.
"Aaaaaaargh!"
"Sign this and we will share our secrets to success!"
"Come join the dark side!"
"The target has been spotted! I repeat! The target has been spotted!
Requesting back up!"
"Come live with me and be my love!"
"Just give it a rest already!" (Linel)
I dash towards the escalators. Wait a minute! Did a guy just confess to me? No time to think about it now. Move legs! Move!
Inside the principal's office...
"Slurp* Ah! The spring time of youth."
Former General Gunn was leisurely enjoying his tea made by Louise the head maidbot.
"Master my processor tell's me that there are no seasons in outer space."
Louise said with her usual serious expression.
"Ho ho ho! It's an old expression Louise that means a certain time where youths are enjoying their lives."
Former General Gun explained to Louise like a child.
"I appreciate the explanation Master. I'll be adding that to my database."
Louise' green irises started glowing while turning at the same time.
"Data has been successfully uploaded."
Louise said after her eyes stopped glowing and turning.
Former General Gunn quietly enjoys his tea.
The next day...
I decided to join one of the clubs on the list that gramps gave me in order to put an end to this resident evil like mob chasing me every day.
I check the list to see which club is nearby.
Cooking Club
Location: Cafeteria 2
Occult Club
Location: Audio Visual Room 1
B.L. Club
Location: Classroom 1-2
Light Music Club
Location: Auditorium
Technology Research Club
Location: Tech Lab 2
Luna Fan Club
Location: Classroom 1-1
Club Free
Location: Arena 3 Armory
Gardening Club
Location: Observatory Deck
Gun Club
Location: Ballistic Lab 2
Gaming Club
Location: Tech Lab 1
Comedy Club
Location: Classroom 3-3
Sleeping Club
Location: Comfort Room 3
I decided to check out the H.G club since it's close by.
I wonder what B.L. means?
I made my way towards the location of the club. As I was in the classroom hallway, I heard a bunch of girls arguing inside Classroom 1-1. I decided to eavesdrop.
"Luna looks prettier in her pink outfit!"
"No you're wrong! Luna is much much much prettier when she's wearing her yellow outfit!"
"Please stop the both of you! Luna is always pretty in whatever she wears."
"You hypocrite!"
"Wh-what?"
"Yeah! I saw you yesterday staring at Luna's picture wearing her purple outfit with googly eyes!"
"No it's not what it looks like!"
"HYPOCRITE!"
"NOOOOOO!"
"Is anyone thirsty?"
That voice sounds really familiar.
"Peppermint Soda please!"
"Ice Latte for me!"
"L-lemon Twist..."
"Alright everyone! I'll be right back with your drinks."
"Take care Aeris!"
"See you later Aeris!"
I hear light foot steps approaching the door. That's my cue to leave.
While I was passing by classroom 1-1, the door suddenly opens. Aeris who is wearing a white t-shirt with animated printed image of Luna's face on it and a black mini skirt came out of the classroom door.
"Oh Linel!"
She said while looking surprised.
"Sup!"
I greeted her casually.
Her eyes started glittering for some reason.
"A-are you here to give us information on your sister??"
I know exactly who she's talking about but I decided to play dumb.
"Who Brea?"
"No Linel! I mean Luna!"
"Oh Brea's three sizes? I can't exactly remember, but I'm pretty sure she has big boobs. If you want more details, you can search that on the uni-"
Before I was able to finish my sentence, she suddenly drags me inside the classroom.
As I entered the classroom, I saw three cute girls. One of the girls who have pink short hair is holding a poster of Luna wearing a pink outfit.
The girl who has curly light blond long hair was holding a poster of Luna wearing a yellow outfit.
Those two were harassing the girl with purple pony tail hair.
All of them are wearing the same t-shirt that Aeris is wearing.
"Everyone! We have a very special guess!"
As Aeris said that, the three girl turn their gazes towards me.
The first one to react was the pink hair girl.
"Hey Aeris! Isn't that guy the principals grandson?"
Aeris answers her question cheerfully.
"Yes and he's also my classmate."
"Is he a fan of Luna?"
The blond hair girl ask Aeris.
"No but he's-"
"WHAT!? HE'S NOT A FAN!? "
The blond hair girl quickly interrupts Aeris and reacts exaggeratedly.
The pink hair girl and blond hair girl approach me.They started interrogating me.
They started interrogating me.
"What do you want?"(pink hair girl)
"Well nothing in particular.
"What? You're here for Aeris?" (Blond hair girl)
"No Aeris-"
"Aeris is not interested in you. Better find someone else!" (Blond hair girl)
"Shoo! Shoo!" (Pink hair girl)
This is pissing me off.
"Just shut up and listen to me for a sec dammit!"
The two girls finally shuts up after my burst of anger.
"Aeris drag me here alright!"
"Aeris drag you here? She'll never do that! Your lying!"
The pink hair girl reacted to what I said looking angry.
"Keep your fantasies to yourself or else I'll have to report you to the prefects!"
The blond hair girl said while looking at me with disgust.
Fantasies? I'm not a damn pervert! Wait! Thinking about it, Aeris is really pretty isn't she?
Not to mention her assests are way beyond standards and her personality is so pleasingto the point that anyone one, no matter how bad they are, they will feel terrible if they have wronged Aeris.
I wont be surprise if she has her own fan club or two or maybe ten.
While I was thingking about Aeris, the purple hair girl tries to stop them from badgering me.
"You two please stop!"
"HUH!?"
The two girls reacted at the same time while turning their gazes towards her.
The purple hair girl became nervous.
"Umm please- No, I mean stop- No- I- I..."
The two girls approach her and started interrogating her like what they did to me.
"Is he your type?" (Pink hair girl)
"No I-" (purple hair girl)
"Let me guess, your scared that we might get expelled for annoying him just because he's the principal's grandson." (blond hair girl)
I dont even think I have that kind of power at all.
After all, the whole reason why I am here in the first place it is because it is a punishment from dad.
Besides, even if I do have that kind of authority, I wouldn't abuse it like those ass holes that I beat up from my previous schools.
"No what I mean is-" (purple hair girl)
"Everyone!"
Aeris said cheerfully.
Everyone's attention turn towards Aeris and she continues speaking.
"Linel is Luna's twin brother."
The three girls' eyes started glittering like Aeris. Talk about a 180 degrees turn.
"You're Luna's twin brother??" (pink hair girl)
"Yeah so what?"
"No wonder you look like her!!" (pink hair girl)
You just realize it now?
"Are you the one who Luna always talks about in Luna's Corner??" (blond hair girl)
"Luna's what?"
"Umm... What was she like before she became an idol?" (purple hair girl)
"Search it on the uninet."
"What is Luna's Lime user name?"
"Luna underscore- Wait when did you join in Aeris?"
"Luna underscore??"
Aeris ignore my question and takes out her phone.
The other three took out their phones out as well.
"Luna underscore??"
The four girl said at the same time while trying to make me finish what I said. If I give Luna's Lime user name to them, Luna will surely ask them where they get it.If she does, they will tell her that they got it from me.
If she does, they will tell her that they got it from me.
If that happens, Luna will surely wonder what kind of relationship I have with them and start spamming me about it.
Although I never opened my email nor my Lime for a long time, knowing her, she'll find other means to spam me.
I decided to escape.
(Note: Linel forgot all about the consequence of his mother finding out that he's studying in his grandfather's school.)
"Look! A U.F.O.!"
I said while pointing towards the digital window which is currently displaying outerspace.
"Huh?"
"Hmm?"
"Where?"
"U.F.O?"
The four girls look towards the digital window.
Good, they fell for it.
Now time to escape.
I quickly left the room and make a run for it.
"Come back here and give us Luna's user name!"
"You won't escape!"
"Wait for me!"
The three girls notice me and runs after me.
"Have a safe trip everyone!" (Aeris)
I always hope someday that I'll be chase by a bunch of cute girls like in those harem animes but not like this.
They started using atomic synthesis.
Booooom* (fire bolt)
Woooosh* (Compressed air ball)
Bzzzzzt* (lightning bolt)
Crap! I barely dodge those!
"COOOOOME BAAAAAACK!"