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Showdown: This Is The Chat Group Of The Gods

# PARODY # COMMUNICATE Su Ze joined a chat group. The members in the chat group were peculiar; they enjoyed discussing topics such as ancient history and hymns of the gods. Their usernames were all bizarre too. Some examples of usernames were Handsome Guy With Lightning Bolt, the Most Beautiful Goddess, Dominator of the Sea, Grandpa With Magical Power and A Fireball In My Hand. Grandpa With Magical Power asked, “Su Ze, what’s your thoughts on Ragnarok? How would you handle the situation?” The Most Beautiful Goddess asked, “Who do you think is prettier? Venus or Athena? The Dominator of the Sea asked, “Do you think it’s Poisedon’s fault that there's rising tides in the sea? If he is not at fault, should he kill all those who slander him?” Su Ze answered all these strange questions one by one, but his responses stirred up a huge commotion in the group! One of them replied, “Su Ze, how are you so well-versed in everything? You are surely a sage!” Another one of them exclaimed, “You solved our biggest problems! If you become a god, I suppose you can solve many problems!” Much later, a female chat group member named Golden Apple told Su Ze privately, “Let me tell you the truth. This is actually a chat group among the gods. I have long taken a liking to you…”

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Mingzhe Martial Arts Academy's Invitation, New Mission!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

[Indestructible Vajra Body (Level 2): Sold for 1,000 points. Your physical body's cultivation speed has increased by 100%. Your defensive power has increased once again. There are very few Martial Masters who can deal fatal damage to you!]

[Chaos Supreme Palm Technique (Book 1): Sold for 500 points. Sold for 500 points. It is a martial arts move that emphasizes using the least effort to accomplish a huge feat and using softness to overcome hardness! Using this move, one can at most resist damage that is five times stronger than one's strength! At the same time, there is a high possibility of the damage rebounding! After gathering all nine books, the user can unlock the special ability, the Sky-fall Palm Technique!]

Su Ze had just exchanged for the Indestructible Vajra Body when he immediately felt the effects of the second level.

Golden light shone on his body, out of his control. Su Ze, on the other hand, enjoyed the feeling of power bursting out from his entire body once again!

He was sure that this time, he had definitely broken through to the Martial Master Realm.

An eighteen-year-old Martial Master. Even if he said it out loud, people would doubt its truth.

Moreover, the eighteen-year-old Martial Master came from a remote, small base city that lacked resources!

This made the matter even more unbelievable, but Su Ze had indeed done it!

He was worthy of being number one among his peers!

Su Ze looked at the remaining 500 points he had and pondered for a moment.

Cultivation in the Martial Master Realm was not as simple as simply increasing one's strength, after all, the human body did not only have muscles.

When one's muscle strength reached the Martial Master Realm, one had almost reached a bottleneck.

To break through the bottleneck, it required one to do so through one's internal organs, meaning that one had to further strengthen one's internal organs. This was something difficult!

An ordinary person with bad aptitude might be stuck in the Martial Master Realm for the rest of one's life.

This was because the strengthening of the internal organs was too painful and difficult. The strengthening method was mostly through taking pills.

However, if one relied on external forces, there was a high possibility that one would enter the "ICU first aid competition" if one was not careful, and one could even have a very high chance of "winning"!

Therefore, after thinking about it, Su Ze decided he would first lay down a foundation in advance before using these points to exchange for some pills that were useful in strengthening his internal organs.

After searching for a while, Su Ze found several pills.

[Constitution Strengthening Pill: Sold for 100 points. After consuming it, it will strengthen the kidney! Like a golden spear and an iron horse, standing tall and firm! This is the true nature of a man!]

[Liver Protection Liquid: Sold for 100 points. After consuming it, within seven days, when using an external force to strengthen the liver, it has a protective effect. It can withstand several fatal injuries!]

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[Internal Organs Soaking Liquid: Sold for 250 points. It is a liquid made from many kinds of precious herbs. After mixing it with clear water and soaking in it, it will slowly strengthen one's internal organs. Its effects are mild and there will be no accidents! Generally speaking, within 20 bottles, one's internal organs can be strengthened to the limits! (there will be danger if you don't mix it with water. Please consider carefully)]

Among the group of pills that only improved one of the organs, Su Ze suddenly noticed the unique soaking liquid.

"All-round Improvement?" Su Ze rubbed his chin and started thinking. The soaking liquid seemed to be a good choice!

One bottle only cost 250 points. He could exchange for two bottles right now.

After thinking for a moment, Su Ze exchanged for the liquid.

After the transaction was successful, a bottle made of white jade appeared in Su Ze's hand.

Su Ze opened the cap and immediately, the fragrance of herbs filled his nostrils.

"I have to be careful when I take it? It's referring to if I drink it all in one go, right? What if I take small sips?" Su Ze suddenly had this idea in his mind.

After thinking about it, he dripped a few drops into his mouth.

The sweet taste filled his taste buds. In just a few dozen seconds, Su Ze could feel his upper body suddenly heat up.

A warm and comfortable feeling rushed to his head.

Ten minutes later, the feeling disappeared and he did not feel any discomfort.

It seemed that his guess was correct!

Just as he was about to continue to take the liquid slowly, a notification suddenly sounded in the Pantheon Chat Group.

[Respected Su Ze, you have a new personal mission. Please check it!]

[Mission Master: Su Ze]

[Mission Content: Mingzhe Martial Arts Academy has sent you an invitation to enroll. Please think of a way to become dean Zhu Wantian's student!]

[Mission Reward: 500 points]

[Time Limit: three days. Upon failure, your points balance will be cleared]

"New mission? become Zhu Wantian's disciple?" Su Ze raised his eyebrows. What kind of charm did Zhu Wantian have? To think both his missions had something to do with the guy.

Could it be that he had a treasure with him? Was that why the chat group system kept mentioning him?

"Hello, Su Ze. Are you home?" Just as Su Ze was guessing, there was a knock on the door.

"Speak of the Devil!" Su Ze smiled and opened the door.

A beautiful female teacher stood at the door and smiled at Su Ze. She went straight to the point and said, "Hello, student Su Ze! I am an instructor at Mingzhe Martial Arts Academy. My surname is Lin! Due to your outstanding performance, Mingzhe Martial Arts Academy would like to help you recover your student status and invite you to join our Academy! The benefits we will provide for you include..."

Su Ze said with a smile: "I do not ask for much, and I only have one condition, that is to become Dean Zhu Wantian's student!"

The lines Instructor Lin had prepared came to an abrupt stop and the smile on her face froze.

The two looked at each other, and Instructor Lin only saw the determination in Su Ze's eyes.

After a long while, Instructor Lin said slowly, "Student Su Ze, you're not joking, right? The dean hasn't taken in a student for fifty years..."

"But I only have this one condition!" Su Ze said without changing his expression.

"This isn't up to me to decide. Allow me to ask first!" Instructor Lin smiled awkwardly.

After the door was closed, Instructor Lin fell into deep thought while staring at the door. Just now, she had waited at the door for several minutes before knocking.

The reason for waiting was that she had felt a thick blood Qi fluctuation in the room through the door.

The fluctuation didn't seem like something one in the Martial Artist Realm could have!

The impression that Su Ze left on her was mysterious!

Could the top scorer from a small place become a Martial Master at the age of eighteen?

Although he was very strong, talented, and was indeed among those favored by heavens, wasn't his vision was a little too far-sighted?! To think he wanted to become the dean's student right from the start.

His appetite was too big.

Dean Zhu Wantian was one of the top ten powerhouses of the human race!

He had not taken in a disciple for fifty years. The disciple he had taken in previously was now a pillar of the human race!

Instructor Lin hesitated and could not make a decision. As such, she could only ask for instructions from the academy.

What she did not know was how much of a shock the news would cause.