Chapter 1 (Pilot)

After i have gotten isekaid to this shitty world by non other than Truck-Kun (and by Aether)i first looked a bit around and there was nothing that much its just your average normal fore- wait Waaaait a second why does my ass feel hot?

(Damn my cheeks are burnin ima look what..) (am i sittin at)

oh my... FUCKİNG GOD!!! İ AM SİTTİNG ON A FİRE ANT ANTHİLL AND THE BİTES ARE BURNİNG OH GOD!THEY ARE USİNG FİRE MAGİC AS WELL SHİMATA MY ASS CHEEKS ARE BURNİNG!

( İS THERE ANY FUCKİNG WATER NEARBY!?)

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(DAMN İ AM LOOKİNG AROUND BUT İ AİNT) (FİNDİNG NO SHİT DAAAAMN! İT BURNS!)

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(YES İ FİNALLY FOUND SOME WATER TİME) (TO COOL MY CHEEKS DOWN!)

(HAA HAA!)

"Splash"

(OH İ CAN FEEL BETTER..yeaaah my ass feels very cool now but.. uhh... why is it hurting) (again?)

o ..H! FUCKİNG PİRANAS NOW !? WHY DOES EVERY ANİMAL WANT A PİECE OF THEES CHEEKS?! İ GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

... "SPLASH"

well then i jumped out of the water but MY FUCKİNG ASS İS BLEEDİNG AND SUN İS STARTİNG TO GO DOWN!?

(well i guess i have to fucking survive the) (night now but... WHY DİD TRUCK MOTHER) (FUCKİNG KUN SENT ME TO THİS SHİTTY) (İSEKAİ! THİS SHİTTY İSEKAİ LİİİİİFEEE!)

end of the chapter

Note:

Hello author of this series is speaking and i hope you enjoyed this short but good chapter and since this is my first original Light Novel i think that this should be a web novel beacuse this is just a proto-type of it and it would be a fun experiance so i created this and this series is inspired by my favorite isekais

KonoSuba, ReZero and Tate No Yuusha but do not expect the MC to get any strong cuz i aint planning of giving him no power ups or magic well atleast for now and by the way the ... appear when ever an action happens and i cant quite make the traditional Light or Web novels so ill be sticking to this style for a while and i will not make any chapters bcs of school and irl stuff but if it do be getting alot of readers i might pump out a chapter every week and uhh.. well... i guess ill see ya in the next chapter bye!