"Hey there, folks! I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm broke. I'm so broke, I can't even afford to buy more coffee to fuel my writing. That's why I'm asking you to sign up for my Patreon or PayPal. For just a few bucks a month, you can help me keep writing and uploading chapters to webnovel. And who knows, maybe if you donate enough, I'll even start writing about you!
But seriously, I love writing. It's my passion. And I want to keep doing it, but I need your help. So please, sign up for my Patreon or PayPal today. And who knows, you might even get a shout-out in one of my chapters!
Thanks for your support!
P.S. If you don't sign up for my Patreon or PayPal, I'll start writing about how broke I am. And they won't be pretty."