I'm Masturbating, Dumbass!

Seven Sins System Chapter 306. I'm Masturbating, Dumbass!

I didn't waste any more time. Without uttering a single word, I shifted back into my humanoid form, casually peeling open my clothes near the bed. As I exposed my torso, I could practically feel her gaze sharpen in shock and disbelief.

"What are you doing?!" she exclaimed, her voice laced with sheer astonishment, as if she couldn't quite believe what was unfolding before her. In a fluster, she averted her gaze, her eyes darting away in a desperate bid to avoid the sight.

I maintained an innocent tone, masking my true intentions. "I want to sleep, and demons always sleep naked," I explained casually, hoping that this revelation would send her scurrying out of my room. There was a deliberate nonchalance in my demeanor, and I continued undressing without hesitation, my pants following my shirt to the floor.

My eyes remained fixed on her, closely monitoring her reaction. I couldn't help but smirk internally at the unfolding drama. It was a nice tactic to drive unwelcome guests away. A devilish grin crept across my face as I waited for her to make her hasty exit.

"This is the mortal world! Wear your clothes! Have some manners a bit!" she admonished me, her voice exasperated, but she still refused to meet my gaze.

I rolled my eyes, a sly grin playing at the corner of my lips. "Do demons really need to bother with such trivial things?" I replied, my tone tinged with deliberate annoyance as I continued to nonchalantly strip off my underwear. "I don't think so," I teased, my playful tone making it clear that I was enjoying her discomfort.

My underwear flew through the air, landing squarely on her head. Oblivious to the airborne undergarment, she reached for it, her fingers making contact with the foreign object. The realization of what she held hit her like a bolt of lightning. Her expression contorted into one of sheer disgust, and she nearly screamed, but her self-control prevailed, and she managed to stifle the urge.

With an exaggeratedly disgusted expression, she promptly discarded my underwear to the side and turned to face me. Her mouth opened as if she were about to launch into a scolding tirade, but before she could utter a single word, I gave her something that would surely get her out of here.

I took a seat at the edge of the bed and began to touch myself. I made sure to give her a front-row, VIP view of my not-so-enthusiastic 'Dong.' There was no way she could avoid seeing it now.

Her reaction was immediate. She swiftly averted her gaze, fixing her eyes anywhere but on me. She even went the extra mile to close her eyes, as if trying to erase the image from her mind. Her face, however, betrayed her feelings, turning a shade of bright crimson. "What in the heavens are you doing, you perverted devil?!" she exclaimed, her voice a mix of embarrassment and outrage.

I merely shrugged, maintaining my nonchalant demeanor. "Well, all our bickering has left me a little wound up, and I can't sleep when I'm all worked up. So, I need a way to burn off some of this excess energy," I explained casually. A sly smirk tugged at the corners of my lips as I continued, my words punctuated by quiet groans and ragged breaths.

"What do you mean?!" she asked, her confusion evident.

I couldn't believe her naivety. I sighed deeply, wondering how she could be so dense at a moment like this. "I'm masturbating, dumbass!" I stated bluntly, irritation creeping into my voice.

Her reaction was immediate, and she gasped in shock. "You disgusting devil!" she exclaimed, and with a swift hand motion, she used her telekinesis to summon the blanket. It wrapped around me like a tightly swaddled newborn, leaving me completely immobilized and unable to continue what I was doing.

"What the hell!" I shouted in frustration. I had been so close to finishing, and now she had rudely interrupted me. But it seemed she had other plans as she pounced on me, hugging me roughly. It wasn't a gesture of intimacy, though; it was clear she just didn't want me to break free from the blanket's grasp.

"I won't let you!" she declared, gritting her teeth in determination.

Our struggle continued as we rolled left and right on the bed, locked in a ridiculous battle.

"I just want to sleep, you crazy stalker!" I protested, frustration mounting as I tried to break free.

"Then I will sleep with you!" she declared without a moment's hesitation, before realizing how that sounded. She quickly corrected herself, her cheeks flushing. "I mean I will watch you sleep!" she clarified, though it didn't make her intentions sound any less creepy.

"Then sit there like a good audience and let me go!" I complained once more, my patience running thin. I used my telekinesis to push her away, but she countered with her own telekinetic power, gripping my body firmly. An aura emanated from her, further restricting my movements and making it impossible for me to teleport away.

It was like a bizarre wrestling match on the bed, and it was starting to feel utterly ridiculous. I struggled against her hold, but it seemed she was determined not to let me escape her bizarre vigil.

Our rolling and struggling on the bed continued, the absurdity of the situation sinking in with every futile attempt to break free.

But suddenly, an unexpected interruption came. An announcement materialized right in front of me.

[A mortal is summoning you. Do you want to answer her call?]

[Yes / No]

The voice of a woman resonated in my mind, filled with a plea, a hint of desperation. 'O, Lord of Wrath, please answer my call and grant my request…' her voice echoed within my head.

The strange occurrence made me pause. An opportunity to escape this craziness, if only for a while. So, without much hesitation, I selected 'Yes'.

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