New World

Just because I love bloodshed doesn't mean I love war... b..baka -Tsundere Tzu

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Today as usual I was bored out of my mind, so to pass some time I decided to read some manga.

As I was searching for hidden gems my eyes met with a new cultivation manhua in the box, since I didn't have anything else to read why not burn some brain cells on this, still better than decoding an MTL.

After binge-reading 80+ chapters I was satisfied with it, 'Beyond Myriad Peoples/Above ten thousand people' is the story of a man who reincarnated in a cultivation world, is overpowered, insanely so, but is not aware of it, as the story progresses he meets various bigshots who after seeing his feats mistake him for an Immortal who is bored of his life and is disguised as a mortal to experience a normal life.

Unlike the usual overpowered Immortal reincarnating as trash, this story IS slightly unique, but at its core, it is the same, nothing blood-thumping or serious just the usual, but still a good read nonetheless.

It has everything a manhua has to offer weird jokes we don't get, jokes we do get, weird characters, sometimes actually funny, and there is a lot of parody, also for Overload fans there is Ainz's child.

I remember a few years ago I was reading a manhua it's name was 'I have a dragon in my body' or something like that, which I dropped after 300+ chapters since it became too repetitive.

After which I picked a different manhua which coincidentally had exactly the same story, characters, and some other differences but exactly the same story, I had this feeling of deja vu all the time I was reading that.

Also, can someone tell me why the heck I forget a manhua after reading it? except some, very few of them.

Excluding manhwa, which many people still don't know about, the other two are manga, made in Japan, and manhua, made in China, which I generally read.

Considering both nations' love for each other I would refrain from comparing their stuff.

There was a meme comparing 'beta' Japanese MC to 'chad' Chinese MC.

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{A/N: I lost it, can someone please post it in my stead}

*swoosh*

Focusing on Cultivation stuff, the Chinese version of the isekai genre, there are two types of beginnings, a low-outversal rank Immortal failed to reach the mid-outversal rank, died, and reincarnated in his previous life.

The other is a modern boy reincarnating in his past life, wait doesn't this make it transmigration?

Anyway, I hate the overly paranoid protags who believe every powerhouse in the world will be after their life if they show even a little bit of talent, or something a tiny bit extraordinary.

If you have the strength to do something then do it, instead of living your whole life thinking it was Aizens plan all along, being cautious and being paranoid are different things.

Isn't this what the cultivation world is all about, man eats man, dog eats dog, and dragon eats everyone?

Oh, and Did I mention the non-existent common sense of the people surrounding the MC.

*sigh*

Even though I am dissing cultivation novels, there ARE hidden gems among them out there waiting for chosen ones, so go dear readers spread your wings and never stop your search for hidden gems, because you ARE warriors who read over a hundred books, found gems, lost brain cells, questioned the existence and in the end you are here right now, reading this third rate fic.

*swoosh*

It is windy today huh? I might catch a cold like this, I better sleep after reading today's diary.

x-x-X-x-x

Dear Diary,

It's been two days since I last had a meal, I already ran out of all the supplies I had, as well as anything edible, including edible grass.

Today also I could not find any survivor on this island nor any rescue team, who would take me away from this godforsaken island, I look like a damsel in distress, don't I?

The loneliness is killing me, the Kangaroos here don't count, the moment they saw me they have been punching me since then, every day they wake me up early by punching me, then at noon, and once before sleeping, at least I don't need a clock.

I don't think I would live to tell the world that kangaroos are actually intelligent and have developed technology more advanced than humans, they might be planning to take over the world.

Rather they would have already taken over the world if not for that laser kiwi, yes there is a kiwi here with laser eyes, I think many would say I am hallucinating, but I am not, that thing is real.

I might be going insane since I find myself talking to air often.

Long live humanity.

x-x-X-x-x

*thud*

The young man fell face first into the ground as he was hit behind his head by a kangaroo dressed in a mechanical suit, to never wake up again.

The kangaroo raised its head to the sky hearing the noise of a helicopter, and an eerie smile appeared on its face when it looked at the pilot.

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*News channel sfx*

"GOOD MORNING WORLD! I am your host Kenny Koay from BBC international news, today joined by our special guest Jhonny Sins!! ..say what!?"

"Ha-ha thanks Kenny and BBC interracial "International!" for having me today, so what are we doing today? threesome? BDSM? wait I only see you here so does that mean?"

"Hold your horses, Jhonny! also we are live on international TV so please watch your mouth or we might get canceled!"

"Putting that aside! as our global viewers remember the tragedy of the first December when a cruise sank nearby Australia claiming two thousand lives with no survivors, might.. have a survivor! a chopper has been sent near the area to look for the possible survivor!!"

"Really!? that is a good thing, but isn't it like six months since the tragedy? why did it take so long?"

"Good question Jhonny! there was worldwide outrage and protests regarding the inability of the forces to look for potential survivors, but the rescue team claimed that it was very difficult to survey the terrain also there was trouble using satellite signals in the area but.. BUT with the new US technology today we would be able to finally watch the survivors being rescued, ...live!"

The screen lit up as the live recordings from the chopper appeared on the screen.

[Millions watched from their homes, thousands from their phone.

People watched with bated breaths, recording of the drone.

In the quiet of the evening.

As the sun sets low.

Some with teary eyes, others with regretful hearts.

Some fathers wait for their daughters and some mothers for their sons.

Some for their brothers, others for their sisters, and many others unbound.

*ba-dub* *ba-bud* the heart said, Hope was the sound.

ma, where is the father? the child said, silence was the response.

The tears in her eye's said hopes were never begone.] -Your's truly

*wooho~*

The whole world cheered when a person came into view, since they found one there was a possibility that there would be others too.

*thud*

Unfortunately, the celebration was short-lived, as if on a cue the whole world came to a halt, when the first survivor of the tragedy fell face first on the ground, even with the potential it had for becoming a meme, no one paid attention to it since right now... -tbc.

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-10:30pm-

As my consciousness returned, I felt a hand on my shoulder shaking me slightly, maybe I failed to notice when the person appeared behind me.

"Che'er what are doing there mumbling to yourself?" he heard a soft voice behind him.

"Nothing, just some nonsense please don't mind me"

A few seconds passed away, and he felt literal goosebumps on his whole body when he realized that he lives alone.

Shakily the young man turned his head back as a girl came into his view.

Four heads shorter than him, dressed in green looked to be 15 or 16 of age, she was fair as snow with charming rosy lips and a delicate nose, and her face exuded gentleness and softness.

[A/N: tf is this description]

"hump! Che'er are you already daydreaming about your future wife" she pouted and looked at him accusingly.

"ah.. umm..." he was too bewildered to even make an appropriate response, so he did the best thing he could do at that moment.

"Little aunt, I'm feeling tired right now so let's talk later, ok?" he left without waiting for her reply, directly to his room or where his muscle memory took him.

Once inside the room, he locked the door and threw himself on the bed, taking a moment to reorganize his thoughts.

The last thing he remembers is reading a manhua, this is as far as he could remember.

As he focused on remembering his past a new set of memories belonging to this body came to him rapidly.

Xiao Che, Cripple, Disdained, City's strongest persons grandson, More disdained, About to marry the city's most beautiful and genius girl, Even more, disdained.

Hmm... pretty accurate summary of this body so far, rather myself now, this plot somehow felt similar.

As I let the info sink in, he remembered his new name is 'Xiao Che' it was when the realization hit him.

He reincarnated as Xiao Che rather Yun Che, the protagonist of 'Against the Gods by Mars gravity',.

As a cripple moving this world where mountain-cleaving bastards are roaming left and right, not to mention the assholes from the realm of gods, he doesn't have a good feeling about this.

*ding*

Came a sound outta nowhere, which made his heart beat rise not because giddiness overcame him mind you, but because he was sure that his mind was playing tricks on him as there was no such sound in reality.

[AN: lol, this is not a system fic, systems are overated]

In this lonely world, a cripple without cheats, the ROB must be heartless to do this.

'Wait! I still have Yun Che's cheats and the future knowledge, no... I don't know shit about ATG, all my knowledge comes from fanfics and fandom.

Still Yun Che's cheats! what were his cheats again the pearl and the.. pendant? what does that do even?'

He frantically searched for the items but with no result, few moments later he realized the harsh reality of the world, it was easy for him before to criticize others but when it came to him, he panicked.

There was no use searching for them, maybe Yun Che got them later on.

'Instead of worrying about something which is not in my hands, I would make use of my modern wisdom to the maximum'

'Even if there are no cheats, no heaven's blessing for me, then I would just have to go against the heavens, as Rengoku-san once said when life doesn't go your way just set the heavens ABLAZE!'

[AN: from demon slayer]

The heavens rumbled under his declaration, as heaven pretty much reacts to such provocations here.

He threw himself on the bed to give some rest to his tired mind, totally unaware that the whole city was in an uproar due to such a reaction from the heavens.

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