1 Never say Never

I guess , it was to be expected that I would eventually die but the last thing I expected was to die in an orgy of all things, ok not that surprising if you considering the amounts of one night stands I had and this is not the first orgy I had however it is one that I did drunk

which in hindsight not a bright idea.

I do not how it happened, I went to a bar , accidentally joined a sex cult and started banging . I guess it was a bit of a coping mechanism, distracting myself with constant sex and alcohol to hide the fact that for all intents and purposes, I am lonely and truth of the matter is I am scared of committing to an actual relationship, after all those you love the most are often the ones that hurt you the most .

I was so drunk that I lost count of who and what I banged, which is definitely a first . I eventually died from suffocating under a mountain of bodies which really all things considered is not the worst way to die , I could have died a virgin N.E.E.T getting run over by a truck or something and as such I do not really mind and hey it does look like I am getting reincarnated which again thank the author he did not go the cliche route.

So strange voice beyond the fourth wall you may be wondering why I think I am being reincarnated ? Well it is kind of obvious , that my life is a fanfic made by a N.E.E.T as a sort of wish fulfillment shtick. I mean come on considering how many women I have slept with , how I literally had a whole company handed to and my life being a Tony Stark backstory rip off without the genius part , it is kind of obvious also what with me being in a white void as what I think is in my soul form for like ten minutes, which mind you is ridiculously cliche it is kind of obvious. Not that it really matters because really what am I going to do? So anyway where is my R.O.B

It also does not take long for someone to actually come as I expected and here is the very first thing they say" Ok so , I should probably say congrats for banging like 90% of all women in your world and I will admit that you have impressed me as such , I will reincarnate you into a world of choosing along with three wishes" I mean if I was not expecting it then I would be surprised also dang , I knew that I had a ridiculous body count what with me stopping to count after 1000 but huh , the more you know.

I guess you learn something every day also I guess I should start thinking what I want. I suddenly have a wonderful idea, an idea that if done properly could be very interesting, I will probably use these wishes to become as overpowered as I can get because really I would rather be a Gary Stu edge lord then dead .

" So , I decided what I wanted for my first wish , I want a gamer system but a version that has the infamous skill create that lets me have any skill at all as long as I have the stats for it , an Omniversal lottery, an Omni verse travel system and an Omniversal shop where I can buy absolutely anything provided I have the money along with being able to sell anything in there"

" Ok , I am impressed, you clearly put some thought into it and have also planned to exploit it as much as possible also granted" what I think is a R.O.B in a clearly impressed tone .

I smirk and say" I am glad that you are impressed and for exploiting as much as I can ? if there is anything I learned in my time as a professional play boy , lover of women and all around dastardly dashing fellow that makes women wet their panties with his charming good looks, it is the fact that unless you are willing to take all opportunities, you will never succeed."

" Damn straight, you got no idea how many times I have seen idiots waste wishes ." said my lord and savior R.O.B . I understand it cause like most authors do not want there MCs to be overpowered after all it is damn hard to use an op character without making the story boring but thank the one above all that my author has a fetish for overpowered characters

I then quickly get to my second wish b" I want to have absolute immortality "

I think I just surprised R.O.B what with his/ her/ it having their eyebrows raised" Huh? A gamer with absolute immortality , you do not see that every day , I think the last guy to do that was 5 quadrillion years ago also granted"

I think , I am on a roll because my next wish is " I want shattered limiter from worm CYOA v1"

" Hot damn and granted" I think R.O.Bs default mode is impressed

" Not really " oh yeah I forgot they can read minds, yeah probably should apologize

" No need and hey can you blame me , do you have any idea how stupid some of the reincarnated are? Now where and who do you want to reincarnate as?"

" I also want to reincarnate as Luke Castellan in Riordan verse "

" wait why?"said R.O.B in pure confusion

" Simple , that godhood and of course if I remember correctly Hermès the god of gambling which is the closest thing they have to a god of games, also I do plan on selling some demigods and gods provided I am strong enough. Not to mention , I am gonna try to one up canon Luke and steal as much stuff as I can "

" What you just said is legally questionable, morally disgusting but personally, I like it" said a clearly disturbed R.O.B

" Ok so let the games begin, watch out multiverse for I shall loot and pillage and plunder , hide your wives and daughters for I am gonna be enacting every cultivation novel young master wet dream Bwahahahahahahaha."