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Self inserts guide to the multiverse ( Multiverse Fanfic)

Lord_of_cringe9000 · Anime & Comics
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20 Chs

Dogs paradise

Timeskip : 6 years

My name is Inuzuka Kiba.I'm 6years old. My house is in the Inuzuka clan compound of Konoha, where all the Inuzuka's are, and I am not married. I work as an Anbu for Konoha, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest at least when I am not out on a mission . I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink orange juice and indulge myself by eating some ramen . I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, after which I brush my teeth, have a breakfast and take my adorable pet for a walk.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up from the medic nin . My amount of chakra is extremely high for my age and I am in really good health .I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very simple life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone .

Just as an example , some years ago I had invested a bit of my time on a woman named Kushina Uzumaki . Her one job was to protect her husband Minato Namikaze which she failed at miserably , so I simply resurrected her and made her my b*tch . I transformed her into my ninken who I named shishimaru and used a kotoamatsukami to make sure she is a completely loyal little pet. She has not once troubled me and like a perfect little dog. I of course as a generous owner take care of her and give her treats . I even let her occasionally see her son.

The third Hokage was a hinderance to my simple life so I used kotoamatsukami on his bodyguards to be loyal to me and with a generous amounts of genjutsu and kamui, I took control of the Hokage . His grandson was a threat to me so I had him kill Konohamaru with his bare hand. His son Sarutobi Asuma was also a threat to me so I had old Hiruzen send him on a mission away from the village where I kamui ' d my hand through his chest. The sanin were also being a threat as such I took care of them like I took care of their sensei by generous usage of kotoamatsukami to make Orochimaru and Jiraya kill themselves .

For Tsunade I had taken a different approach, before I used kotoamatsukami on her she would waste her days away gambling and drinking and as a fine gentleman I could allow a lady to waste her life away so when I got control of her, I made her into a productive member of society by making her "service "other men in my fine establishment by using her beauty to help them release some stress all the while her lover Dan watches her be a productive member of society from the necklace where I sealed his soul into . Now as a generous boss I let her take 1% of the money she makes while I keep rest of the 99%.Her apprentice on the other hand "services "me exclusively .

Plenty of other people tried to threaten my happy life and like Kumogakure they all got wiped of the face of this earth for you see I do not make enemies, I kill them before they can become one.

( A/ N: I should probably mention that this is a villain origin story , in the future I am planning a companion fic to this which will be about the actual hero of the story . This story is not about the protagonist but about the major antagonist for another story)