"I've zero desire to be friends with you." He said in a serious tone. "Ouch," Caleb winced clutching his chest. "I guess I deserve that but you are a man of God and if I apologize you have to forgive me," Caleb reached for another piece of paper but again Samson moved it out of his reach.
"That's highly debatable but seeing as though I didn't hear an apology we can skip this annoying little chit-chat and move on with our lives," Samson said without looking at him. "I just did," Caleb said leaning back in his chair, but Samson just snorts and continue writing.
"Alright, alright, fine, I'm sorry for hurting your delicate ego; there I said it, now you've to forgive me," Caleb said cheekily. "Strain yourself there, did you?" Samson said more to himself than to Caleb.
"Excuse me?" Caleb asks leaning forward to hear well. "Never mind, you want my forgiveness? Then answer my question." Samson said in a calm tone. "And pray tell, what question is that, oh holy one?" "Don't call me that." Samson snaps in an annoyed tone.
"Now why did you marry Maya if you weren't planning on being faithful to her?" Samson asks in a demanding tone. "That again, damn man, you're like a Rottweiler with a damn bone." Caleb groans expecting to get a rise out of Samson but Samson said nothing except fix him with a cold glare that says, he didn't find this topic amusing, after a few minutes Caleb relents.
"Alright man damn, I did it to please my parents alright. Happy now?" Caleb asks in an irritated tone. "They forced you to marry her?" Samson asks raising his brow.
"No, well, more like guilt me into it, but the point is, I was planning on marrying her anyway, I would just rather have done it on my terms, not theirs but on the other hand, I would shave my head bald if it makes my parents happy-so….." His voice trails off as he bites his lips.
"Point taken, but why are you cheating on her?" Samson asks as Caleb groans and rubs his temples. "Let's just say that my lawfully wedded wife can't supply all my sexual needs, anymore," Caleb said rolling his eyes.
"Care to elaborate?" Samson asks. "Why? Are you my fucking shrink?" Caleb asks with a snort. "Please refrain from using such foul language in my presence," Samson said in a firm tone. "Oh, please refrain from using such foul language in my presence." Caleb mocks him. "You're one irritating little prick, aren't you?" Caleb snaps.
"This conversation is over," Samson said packing away his papers, he then got up to leave. "God damn it, alright, just wait. I named her wild cat for a reason alright." Caleb said as Samson sighed and sat back down. "Go on," "Even when she was a virgin she used to blow my mind, you know, among other things but ever since she got baptized, she has changed, she has become conservative. In other words, boring and yes, she now only wants to do the missionary position, the same boring position, every damn time." Caleb groans again running his hands over his face.
"Have you talked to her about this?" Samson asks. "More times than I can count, but oh, we can't do those other positions anymore because they're too crude and as children of God we've to act accordingly, thing is, the last time I checked I wasn't a damn Christian." He snorts.
"There's that unequally yoked thing again," Samson said with a sigh. "What's that supposed to mean?" Caleb asks in a threatening tone. "Never mind, I'll explain it when your mind is in a better position to understand it," Samson said. "Are you saying I'm stupid?" Caleb asks pushing his chair back angrily and jumping to his feet while giving Samson a glare that says; get up so I can kick your ass into the middle of next week, but Samson just groans and closes his eyes while rubbing his temples.
"Sit. Down. Caleb." Samson said in a tone that sounds a lot like a father scolding his son. Caleb heard the annoyance In his voice and slowly sinks back down in his chair. "Now to the best of my knowledge, unequally yoked is when a Christian marries a non-Christian. They see things differently, their desires are different, etc etc."
"Yeah, that's me and Maya alright, anyway sometimes I just want to go buck wild, let loose, so to speak and if she isn't down with that, then I'll find someone who is. Besides, you of all people should understand what I'm going through. Your wife changed on you too did she not? And I quote; she's not the same person I married." Caleb snorts.
"True, and the fact that I understand what you're going through doesn't make what you're doing right." "Maybe, but you know what, fuck it, I only live once," Caleb states. A few minutes later Samson was about to get into his car when he stops and turns to Caleb who was standing next to his vehicle.
"By the way, what are you doing back so early? Aren't you supposed to be on your honeymoon?" he asks. "I would rather take a long walk off a short fucking pier, than spend one more night doing the missionary position and Bible study. Pardon my French. See you around holy one." Caleb smirk as he fastens his seat belt and drives off.
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