CH.1 The Life Of A Mule

luke woke up to the sound of clanging "get up you lazy pr**k". rushing to pack all the needed items for the dungeon raid. "right potions check" "arrows F**k where are the arrows".After assembling all the items needed for the raid he got up and heaved the almighty pack onto his shoulders."Alright lads let's go were all sorted now, Luke dont slow us down". After walking for about 15 minutes they finally arrived at the ruined city. "this is the day" Luke muttered under his breath. You see Luke's always been sturdy. Always able to carry more then others. But that was all never good at hunting nor sword skills. so it was the trusty bag for him.

Finally they opened the dungeon ,with Luke gaurding the rear with nothing but a little whip. They began moving forward cutting down enemies as they went ,first slimes. As they went further in there was wolves and goblins. As they went through with luke managing the potion distribution , everything seemed easy breezing through the enemies.They came through to a cross section "all right split in two groups lads ,Luke your with me".

They finally assembled into two groups deviding the strength of the group. "alright meet up at the b..". Luke never got to hear the end of that sentence.one that should of instilled hope to the raiding group now ended in tragedy. after close inspection it was a large spear , by the likes of which Luke had never seen. wooden,shoddy yet thrown with such precision.out of the shadows stepped an army of orcs. "f**k. Runnn". And so began the massacre a 50 people raiding party, diminished down to a mesely group of 7.

Obviously Luke wasnt going to die, he was worthless what could he do but run. Two giant hands picked him up before he could get far. "ogreeee. S**t".The ogre swallowed him whole, a stinging sensation caught him as he slid through the ogres stomache ,burning away some of his flesh. Clutching on for dear life Luke's hand enclosed around some stragely strangely sized object the size of a small rabbit.That's been left out for days to go squishy and stinks. "what the hell do I do now" Luke thought to himself as he felt the stinging sensation once more. What was it dad told me. ahhhh no I cant remember. wait something about the heart.

As the memory flooded back "Got ya the heart of an ogre can strengthen you".No one knows how not many people think, ahhh yes you know what I wanna snack on this bad boiz heart.Luke however needed to survive , at least till he could buy some of that amazing looking fish.