Shameless Xie Yue

Xie Yue's attack was undoubtedly fierce, and soul masters below the Soul Sage level had to put out a lot of effort to deal with it.

For those under the soul emperor, if they the wanted to deal with it...hehe, there is no chance.

When the attack moved closer to Hu Liena, she didn't retreat even a bit until she felt the icy breath on the moonblade.

In this way, Xie Yue's attack was avoided within a few millimeters.

How can this be. Can this be dodged like this?

Xie Yue couldn't help but pause. When facing his attacks, all previous opponents desperately dodged and pulled away from him.

He couldn't believe that someone could dodge his attack with such a meticulous body technique.

And this person is his sister!

For a big brother, this is unbearable!

"I don't believe that you can do it again."

Xie Yue turned around and attacked again.

Without exception, the same situation appeared. This time it was still easily dodged by Hu Liena.

"Brother, neither of your attacks can you."

Hu Liena raised the corner of her mouth and said contemptuously.

"No? Humph, then I will attack with my best. You won't get any more mercy from me."

Xie Yue was obviously irritated by his sister's contempt.

After all, men cannot say they can't do, nor can they be said you can't do.

This is the biggest insult.

Of course, he will not act recklessly.

After the two attacks, he had already believed what Hu Liena said, he really felt that he could not hurt her.

With the infusion of more soul power, the full moon that Xie Yue used suddenly expanded several times.

At the same time, Hu Liena's pupils were full of gold. She took out a dagger and casually threw it at him.

This dagger has no speciality it is made of ordinary fine iron.

"Uh, even if you block my way with a dagger, it won't do anything ."

Xie Yue smiled and thought that his sister is panicking.

But the next moment, a bad premonition appeared in his heart.

Um?

Not good!

Because the dagger thrown by Hu Liena turned out to be strange and confusing. It moved towards the moon blade.

What caught him even more by surprise was that the timing was just right when his two Moon Blades interacted to produce an attack gap.

How could the timing be so perfect!

His spirit ability has been tempered by him for thousands of times, even the Pope praised it as perfect.

However, it was broken?

He had never thought that he would have such a big flaw in his attack, and that in a moment someone could grasp it.

"Ding."

There was a crisp sound and Xie Yue could no longer maintain the form of the full moon, so he blocked his chest with the moon blade.

"How on earth did you do it?"

Xie Yue asked bitterly.

He is the best of the younger generation. He is also has the first place in the golden generation of Spirit Hall.

It's not that he has never failed, but he has never encountered an opponent at the same level.

But today he was defeated by his younger sister who was far lower than him in terms of cultivation.

"It's easy, just look at it carefully and you can find the interval between your attacks." Hu Liena answered it as if it was that easy.

Simple?

Haha, excuse me.

"You are an evildoer, I don't have the same knowledge as you."

She doesn't know if Xie Yue is sincerely praise her or not.

After that, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion. "Fortunately, you are a member of my Soul Hall. Now that your strength has greatly increased our position as the number one in this Continent Soul Master Competition is stable!"

However, Hu Liena gave her brother a blank look. "You are too optimistic. There will be more than one strong opponent at that time."

"What? Is there something stronger than us?"

"There are some outsiders who are stronger than what we can imagine."

Hu Liena didn't say anymore, she was afraid that speaking too much would hurt her brother's confidence.

"Now, don't say I don't take care of you."

Hu Liena flipped her palm, and some objects appeared in her palm.

Xie Yue's face went black immediately. "Nana, you're too much, if I'm not mistaken, this seems to be orange peel?"

"Congratulations on your answer. This is a reward for you."

Hu Liena said, carefully tearing off a piece of orange peel. Handed it to Xie Yue. "I have saved some food. This is a good thing, and it took a lot of effort to get it for you."

She secretly added: I swear, I really ate those three oranges in tears.

But it is undeniable that this thing is still a rare treasure.

"I thank you...but please don't insult me."

Xie Yue smiled coldly, ha ha, woman.

Do you think I'm stupid?

"Insult you?"

Hu Liena smiled, "What's wrong? Do you still want to eat a whole?"

Xie Yue looked at Hu Liena and sneered secretly. I, Xie Yue, even if he was starved to death or lived on the street, he wouldn't eat orange peels!

Do you think I'm going to be fooled into eating orange peels to show you a joke?

Just like how Xie Yue's hidden character is that of a talkative, Hu Liena's hidden side is that she is a mischievous person. Xie Yue didn't suffer any less when she was young.

"You are too much!"

Hu Liena's beautiful eyes were full of evil light: "You don't believe me? I will count to three, shut your mouth and it eat quickly, we will still be friends!"

"Don't be angry, I just have to eat it, right?"

Xie Yue had no choice but to take the orange peel and smell it first.

Then, he couldn't help but lean closer. Um? So fragrant?

Now he was not hypocritical and threw the orange peel into his mouth.

With gentle chewing, the juice in the orange peel suddenly sputtered out.

Not bitter.

On the contrary, it is sweet and sour.

However, soon a feeling of coolness quickly spread all over his body, making him feel so refreshed.

"This! Excellent!"

Xie Yue licked his lips. "You orange peel... it tastes really good. Give me some more..."

But before he could finish talking his pupils suddenly widened.

His soul power is actually increasing sharply!

"One...a trace of orange peel is worthy of half a month of hard cultivation."

That's right, this trace of orange peel has provided Xie Yue with such a huge soul power.

He realized it instantly.

This thing is invaluable to the soul master!

"If I eat it all, doesn't it mean that I will improve my cultivation progress by one year?"

There was an incredible look in his eyes, it was a little crazy and stared at the whole orange peel on Hu Liena's hand, and he was about to take it, when he raised his hand.

"Snap."

With a crisp sound, Hu Liena slapped his hand away.

Hu Liena sneered: "Do you want it? No more! Who looked disgusted just now, if it wasn't for you being my brother, you won't even to get have a drop of juice!"

"Uh, sister.... Brother is wrong, please give me another piece...Ah no, a little bit is fine too!"

Xie Yue's voice was earnest and his eyes were fiery.

Hu Liena smiled. "Didn't you think I'm insulting you now?"

"Then I ask you to insult me ​​again!"

Xie Yue had already moved closer and grabbed Hu Liena's hand, "Come on, hit me, don't be polite, abuse me as much as you want!"

Who would have thought that the famous high-cold male God of the Spirit Hall would be so shameless.

"Go aside!"

Hu Liena quickly took out her hand and said solemnly, "As you are my brother, this piece of orange peel belongs to you."

"No, no, let's share the good things together, I know half is enough."

Xie Yue was not dazzled by the treasure.

"It's okay, I still have two more." Hu Liena smiled. This brother is still conscientious.

"That's good." Xie Yue no longer hesitated to reach out and take the orange peel in Hu Liena's hand, putting it away as if it were a treasure. Then asked: "Nana, how do you plan to deal with the other two."

"Don't think about the rest. I will keep one piece. As for the other orange peel, of course I will bring it back to the teacher. I believe she will be very pleasantly surprised."

"Of course, this gift is too expensive."

Xie Yue nodded seriously.

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APRIL 28

CLEAN COMEDY DAY

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