Ver 3: The border of Insanity
There are three absolutely annoying things in the world, one is stumping your pinkie toe on the side of something solid, two is accidentally biting your tounge and the third but not the least are people who likes to shout 'Sike!' for a horrible prank. Mine is the third one albeit a whole blue cheese straight out of Europe load better.
"Wha?!"
The scientist, who by now I can see is named Bediago is utterly shocked. He unstrapped me from the metal bed thinking the tranquilizers did their part and was about to ask a helper to place me back on the cylinder but no I don't go that way, instead I took a little sip of the green thing when I heard it was potion and when the tranquilizers were taking effect I used it to heal back.
"I'd admit it was smart to make sure the potion dried first before using the tranquilizers but apparently glasses does me bad eyesight huh?"
Bediago was down on his ass and couldn't move, I mean he was terrified or surprised as a tortured kid just immediately shouted "'Sike!" after you thought he was asleep and now he was standing in front of you with, doubt thirst for revenge.
"Let me go but I know that isn't gonna slide so I'm just gonna tell you that you won't be able to escape this underground lab, even I have hard time and I'm one of the freest employees here"
This guy just straight up denied himself of the usual villain trope... Not that it matters anyway, I took a step forward and stretched the potion already healed me so all the pain was gone atleast the for now adrenaline was helping.
"Card, eyeball and keys to the garage and elevator"
Bediago tilted his head and started going even deeper back to the corner, you'd think that there was a camera somewhere in this room which should alert others but that was not the case at the very least not for this room. This room was, in the shortest term too brutal to record however on the bright side, for them anyways the outside was guarded like a princess of some rich billionaire company so I could take as long as I ... actually not a good idea this guy might bumpy dumpy on the door and get myself some doubt points from princess door. Without much conversation I took his keys which made him shiver a bit.
"Relax, I won't be doing anything to you. Not that I would risk it"
In a moment Bediago's cowardice disappeared and he had a disappointed face as he grunted at me.
"How did you know that my heat signature was being monitored? I never took you for a smart cookie~"
I didn't bother answering him unlocked the case when my sweet little Dominoes are, Bediago had a very interested look and he was about to ask another question but before he even opened his mouth my drones dashed to him and charged up some sparky sparks making him shut his mouth and clicking his tounge on me.
"Professor can I ask a question?"
Bediago raised an eyebrow and I took his silence as a yes.
"What's the border between Insanity and Sanity?"
Bediago laughed, as much as it annoys me that one he took my laugh and two his voice is pathetically the most abnormal and annoying defect I've ever heard in the entire universe.
"Isn't that as simple as what's the difference between a dog and a cat?"
He silenced with a sudden serious stoic face and answered.
"Insanity is the state when someone is going beyond the wall that makes someone sane, this border called sane is what people would consider as normal and relatively nothing to bother about. Did I answer you perfectly Dynam-"
Bzzzzt!
Thud!
Dead, the scientist was fried to death and the extra crisps should buy me some time to prepare facing against princess door. The signature might change slightly but since I crisped him the blood will remain hot for a while as opposed to making him bleed.
"Insanity and Sanity only has an imaginary border, because sane people would view some as sane because they believe it is while insane people would still think what they're doing is normal because they're insane"
At that point looking at his crispy body made me shiver and a jolt of holy joy reverberated in my spine tingling me and tickling me making me laugh and laugh and laugh while smiling at the corpse of a dead Bediago, this was normal for me but others would call me insane after all they're sane.
...
A man in a suit is sitting fabulously in front of a big window staring at what I could call sci-fi dystopia with flying ships and bluish theme with interfaces, he was spinning a glass of wine like the villains typically does. Suddenly the door opened and a snow white glasses beauty with big honkeroos and thick mamalapas walked in with swaying shoomaloopas and placed a file in front of the fabulous man.
"Ganod Technology: Aerial Nanite Controlled Tactical Drones - Dominoes"
The man in the suit sipped his wine and grinned while pointing his goblet at the beauty and calling her name.
"Anastasia! Amazing! A blueprint that was just thought of appeared out of nowhere controlled by a test subject who for no reason decided to rebel~ simply AMAZING!"
The beauty bowed and took out another file and placed it in front of the man, this however made him furrow his eyebrows and the glass of wine disappeared into white light in his hands.
"Subject: 576-666S escaped? From that lower than hell bunker? Guarded by a lot of high tier guards and they were all found dead?"
The beauty simply nodded her head and explained with more details.
"We don't know the whole story but apparently from what we can make out it happened like---
...
A guard with a rifle in his hands suddenly stood up and knocked at a metal door.
"Excuse me? Professor are we supposed to help you out now?"
He heard a sudden loud sound inside and deduced that the "experiment" was done.
Creaaaak!
The metal door opened much to the guards surprise but the next thing he saw was a few drones and a grinning white haired child and then black.
Thud
...
Ever had a thought about what if that guy that just fell down had important life problems? Yes? Not me though in fact it was laughable and I did laugh.
"Now let's begin my 3rd escape from this godforsaken underground bunker, I'll even let luck pull a french kiss on me"