1 Marvel here comes the saints

BAAM

Are you fucking kidding me a fucking truck how cliche.

sigh what ever so WOOOSH my soul flies away black black darkness vortex infinity and beyond ohh I'm in a warm wet environment, some tube connected to my stomach feeding me nutrients.

so I've been reborn cool kinda boring. but still kinda cool.

suddenly I started to hear music it no it couldn't be it's the menu theme for saints row.

fuck ya then I heard a little sound kinda bell like

...Ding Saints row System activated... said a voice that sounded oddly like a certain ex FBI hacker

yo system tell about what your all about.

The saints system let's you access the abilities and skills of the saints row series.

you can also buy certain objects and equipment, such as weapons, costumes and vehicles ranging from land ,sea and air.

you can also summon saints and later call them through the phone options.

you will be able to start a gang and summon help who can help you in battles. although they won't be as strong as summoned HOMIES like Johnny Gat and others.

with enough respect points and money you can unlock everything from the saints row series and more.

hmm cool so what the fuck else can I do right now.

for now boss you can customize how you want your crew to appear. and with what weapons.

hmm let me see open the crew customization

crew max summoned at one time is 12 cool down is 5 seconds.

crew gender at a 50: 50

crew weapons

pistols 6 saints

shotguns 4 saints

AKs...2

Crew costumes

regular saints gang colors.

locked ........

alright looks good enough

alright how about my personal customization saint system how bout you show me what and how I can customize myself.

ding... options 1 through 10.

hmm I'll just go with the dude the first option he looks good either way.

feeling all tingly then warm i feel exhausted and soon lose consciousness.

waking up to my head being squeezed I was just kinda like fuck its slimy and tight fuuck come on get me out of here ....

ahhhhhh push honey puuuuuuush.

what does it look I'm doing!!!!!! ahhhhhh

almost there ma'am ome more time push.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

congratulations it's a boy.

....wa.

doc is my boy ok he seems quite..

...

well I have heard of

after coming out I felt my lungs and throat burn so I let out a small wa then the pain just disappeared it could have something to do with a passive ability.

then one of the nurse had the audacity to spank me I look at her with an angry look she was stunned as I looked at her and said...

wa....waa.....wa.

well he seems fine just a quiet and strong little fella she passed me to my mom who held me so carefully the dude who I assume is my dad looked at me with warm eyes. soon I fell asleep.

after falling asleep his parents were looking at there son they loved his purple eyes and they were surprised by his birth Mark's they looked like tattoos.

soon both mother and son were discharged from the hospital and were driving home when

a vehicle crashed into their car and out came a group of 4 in Skye masks telling my parents to get out of the car when they took to long they gunned them down took the car.

before they could drive away a bright light flashed around the vehicle and 12 gangsters appeared they took the 4 murderers out of the vehicle and held them on the ground they kicked and beat the shit out of the murders.

until one of them yelled get the boss out of the car ask him what he wants us to do with these fuckers the people around the Street were all just staring and recording what was happening.

one of the girls who had double pistols took the boss carefully and asked what do you want us to do with them.

after summoning them the boss felt a connection to each and every one of them he could give them commands with a thought.

so he tried to tell them what he wanted ....wa wa waa.

blow there knee caps off. then execute them.

every one pointed there guns at the 4 and first shot there knees

ahhhh please were sorry were sorry it was George's idea

please shut up Paul !!

looking at them I said one word

waa

bang bangbang bangbangbangbangbangbang

every one was terrified by all the blood and brutality.

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I ordered my group to take me somewhere else and find a place to lay low.

feeling exhausted I lose consciousness the last thing I see is our group running from the scene disappearing into an alley only to hear the faint sounds of sirens.