Meeting God

I opened my eyes to the Deep dark abyss.I knew what must have happened. I was crossing the street, after all, I must've been hit by a car and died. I guess the afterlife is really overhyped? I never was big on faith. My parents forced down the idea that " Pray or Die " was the only way to raise a child, so I was quite rebellious in my teenage years. When My Parents found out I was an Atheist, they disowned me, and one day, when I came home from school, they were gone.

After that, I stayed at a friend's house, where he introduced me to a new show called RWBY. Apparently it's first volume had finished about a year prior, and the next volume was about half-way done. me and him binged it, until we were caught up with it, and we have been fans ever since.

It's actually why I died, I was going to a Roosterteeth Preview of Volume 7. I was hoping it would get better because volume 6 was absolute trash. Not that it matters, ever since they fired Vic they've only really had money in their sights.

Sighing to myself, I look down, or...whichever way I could before a bright light filled my vision. Soon enough, An old man appeared, sitting on a throne. "I'm going to take a gander and say your God?" I say as the old man nods. "Yes, you are correct. Now anyways, you are the 10,000,000,000th human to die this cycle, which means you are given the choice to reincarnate, well, only if you wish to." He says, as my eyes widen. "Wait, what is there to it? Wishes? I have no choice of the location? I get reincarnated into an Otome?!" I said as I looked at the old man. "Only if you want to. You can choose any world you want, along with Three wishes. If you do not want to be reborn, then you can go to heaven, and the reincarnation will be passed onto the next person." He said as I jumped up. "No! I'll take the opportunity! Reincarnate me Into RWBY!" I said, as He nodded, before a Scroll, along with a quell appeared from thin air. he quickly wrote my location onto it. "Ok, now, what are your wishes?" he asked, as I thought long and hard.

"For my first wish, I wish for the Knowledge of Mastery over any weapon I touch. how to wield it properly and so on so forth." I say as I hope he accepts. It's kinda... overpowered, but it doesn't matter its quite a smart choice! "Hmmm... I Shall allow it, Continue." He said as I nodded. "For my second wish, I would request for the ability to craft anything, as long as I can imagine what it would look like, and have the needed materials." I said as I hoped he would accept this. I tried to limit this, as this would basically break a few physical laws. Technically if I wanted, I could make anything. A gun that could shatter an aura and kill in one shot for instance. "Fine. But it will be limited, with no massive structures. Next?" He said as he continued writing.

"For my final wish, I wish to be the son of a Board member, for the Schnee dust company," I say, as He nods. "And why this wish in particular, my good boy?" he said, as he stopped writing for a moment. "Well, it's quite simple. I will be rich when born. Not only that, but flat is justice." I say, as I raise my fist into the dark skies of the void. "very well... I will...allow this rather strange wish... why do I always get to reincarnate the ones who think with their cocks?" He said as He snapped, and I began to fade. "Oh well, be a good boy. and enjoy your life. You're the first person to be reincarnated in about a few millennia. The first of course was before this universe was created." He said, as I raised an Eyebrow, before vanishing completely.

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I felt an intense Squeezing on my body, as I was being pushed through a tunnel. Quickly I started to panic. I had always hated stuff like this, I was always claustrophobic! My body could not react to how I was freaking out inside, as almost instantly I head popped out of the tunnel, and a bright light invaded my vision. quickly I close my eyes, as someone grabs my head and viciously pulls me out!

"It's a boy!" I hear, as my eyes adjust to the light. In front of me, a man whose face was hidden behind a white mask cut a cord on my body. wait, shit. no, I already went through this shit, why again?! "Artoria, you and your husband have a son." the doctor said, as he handed me to a blonde woman, who I can only assume to be my mother. "Honey, what will we call him?" a black-haired man said, his hair was pulled back, in a fancy looking ponytail, with a cleanly trimmed beard to run with it. "Hmmm... My father Branton always wanted to meet his future son. If only that train accident didn't occure... How about Branton, Branton Steele?" She said, as I nodded off, well, at least im in RWBY.