57 FOOL!

The girl dressed as a witch was happily eating some fish for breakfast as Neo and and her crew ate at the table. Everyone apart from Neo herself didn't seem to be confused as to why they were there or who Blair was. Neo already knew the cat, being a small fan herself. Arturia seemed to enjoy feeding Neo for her, which sparked some competition between her and Pyrrha. Which turned into a 'who can stuff Neo's face faster' contest.

"Mmfh! Wait!" Neo held up her hand and swallowed the lump of food.

"Master?" Arturia blinked.

"Oh! Sorry!" Pyrrha stifled her smile and apologized.

"It's fine.. but how did we get here..?" Neo looked at them and asked.

"Ah, that. After Arturia essentially rocked you to sleep, we looked around Death City for a hotel that wasn't a 'Love Hotel'. We ran into Maka and Blair here. She offered to let us all sleep over. Nobody really wanted to be left out so we all agreed to come and had you piled on all of us. Though I have to say, you must have been exhausted not to wake up during all that" Raven informed her as she drank a mug of coffee.

"Oh you have no fucking idea.. I'm pretty sure I saw a child chug a gallon milk jug of.. what I can only really assume is LSD or something. That was weird and out of the blue.. But! I got Arturia and new Devil friends out of it, so some good came from it" Neo finished while putting her plate away.

"Anyway.. Thanks for having us, Blair. My god I've met three catgirls now.." Neo muttered the last sentence to herself.

"Nooooo problem!! I just love your look! Oh, so cute!" Blair fawned over Neo and started running her fingers through her multi-colored hair.

"Master does look.. unique" Arturia commented and put away everyone else's dish once they finished eating.

"Damn right she does.." Raven smirked to herself and watched Neo's butt as she walked, along with Neopolitan and Pyrrha.

"Okay, I gotta go conduct my 'lesson'. You guys should scout around Death City and let me know if anything in particular sticks out" Neo looked back at them, receiving nods from Pyrrha, Raven and Neopolitan.

"Pyrrha, you talk to the students about demonic humans and missions. Raven, you should go talk to the teachers and Death, if you get the chance. OG, you should be looking outside the school. Maybe look for signs of magic, see if Witches are or were around. Good?" Neo finished with a question.

"Just don't.. mess the kids up too much?" Pyrrha asked with a small smile.

"Heh.." Neo just chuckled and used her semblance to don herself in a Witch outfit. Adorned with a white and pink open long coat, pink and white stockings, her black leotard, a flashy white and brown skirt, black combat heels and a neapolitan colored Witch hat.

"Ooooh!" Blair seemed to enjoy the theatrics and cheered her on as Neopolitan blatantly checked her out.

"Catch ya later!" Neo waved back and left Blair's house, followed by Arturia, who nodded at her change of apparel.

Raven then looked at Pyrrha and Neopolitan and folded her arms.

"I'm taking her tonight.. I've waited long enough.." She impatiently stated, earning a soft giggle from Neopolitan.

"Should we.. schedule this kinda thing..? Like after you, it's me, then Neopolitan, then back to you..? And eventually Blake when she joins in?" Pyrrha asked, putting her idea forward.

"Sure. But every night is a bit excessive.. We'll all be tired constantly if we do it every night" Raven added.

Neopolitan raised her brow and rubbed her chin, giving them both a look of challenge.

"There's no way you could pull off every day.." Pyrrha muttered, getting red in the face.

Neopolitan smirked and shook her head. She then held up three fingers and licked her lips suggestively.

"THREE times a day!?" Pyrrha gasped.

"If we were on vacation, that could work. Just limit it to twice a week. I'm not sure she could stand all of us, one after the other" Raven finished with a sigh.

-Neo, arriving at the DWMA-

"Suddenly I feel like taking a vacation.." Neo mumbled to herself.

"Master..? Are you that tired? We just arrived" Arturia asked with a worried tone.

"Oh, no. I'm fine. Let's go get the ORC and the Soul Eater teams" Neo shook her head of strange thoughts and proceeded inside the DWMA.

Minutes later, after retrieving the ORC, Neo visited Maka, who was visiting Soul in the infirmary. Though she was surprised to see no nurse Medusa there. There was a regular looking nurse who was seated at her desk. Seeing that, Neo popped in and observed Soul putting his shirt on. The scar he should have got from Crona was there in full display. Neo wondered still, if he had the black blood or was that too changed?

"Hello Soul, Maka. How are we feeling?" Neo asked as amicably as she could sound.

"Oh, Professor Neo.. right?" Soul asked, which in turn caused Neo to grin at the title.

"Why are you dressed so.. Witchy!" Maka asked and pointed at her outfit.

"And who are all these supermodels!?" Maka glared at Rias and Akeno's chests.

"Ara.. a supermodel? Thank you.. Fufufu.." Akeno blushed with her hand on her cheek.

"Aha.. yes, thank you.. Miss..?" Rias probed the pigtailed girl.

"Maka. Maka Albarn. This is my partner, Soul Eater" She introduced themselves, though still glared at both of their chests.

"I'm Rias Gremory. This is Akeno Himejima. The white haired small girl is Koneko Tojou and the two boys are Gasper Vladi and Kiba Yuuto. Nice to meet you!" Rias tried to keep upbeat despite the withering glare sent her way.

"Oh don't worry about her. She's just jealous because she doesn't have boobs" Soul snarked, earning a chop to the head with a heavy book, courtesy of Maka.

"Besides that obviously true statement.. Where is Tsubaki, Kid, Blackstar and the Thompson sisters?" Neo asked, not forgetting to tease Maka.

"Grr... Tsubaki is in the library.. Blackstar and Kid were talking about a powerful weapon of legend and went off to look for it near Death City" Maka finished, glaring at Neo's boobs too.

"OH FUCK I cannot miss this!!" Neo excitedly jumped up and down.

"Maka, mind going over the basics of being a Meister to these guys? They're new and training will have to be postponed until later.. I HAVE to see this shit.." Neo then ran out of the room, followed by a confused but oddly uneasy Arturia.

"Um.. what just happened?" Rias asked, slowly turning her head at Soul and Maka.

"We're surrounded by weirdos is what happened.." Maka faceplanted her book with a sigh while Soul chuckled.

"Oh come on. At least things aren't boring? So, we telling them about being Weapons and Meisters?" Soul asked, cocking his signature toothy grin.

"All right. Sit down.. this will take a while" Maka sighed.

-An hour later, fairy cave-

It hadn't taken too long to get the exact coordinates to the holy sword. In fact, many people really seemed to want to forget it. Not that they could be blamed, though. The sheer presence of the holy sword is said to drive someone to madness. Neo had been carried through the watery cave by an enthusiastic Arturia, who insisted Neo be piggybacked by her. It seemed to relieve the unease Arturia felt by a lot. Then, they heard the shouting of Blackstar further in, making Neo snicker almost evilly.

As they reached the spot where Blackstar and Kid were, they saw it. The human....? Form of the holy sword, Excalibur. Neo and Arturia made it to the spot Excalibur was constantly interrupting Kid and Blackstar and cleared her throat.

~I wonder how Kiba'd react if I said this was Excalibur..~ Neo sniçkered at the thought.

"Who are you!?" Excalibur asked and before Neo could retort, Excalibur started to monologue about his legend beginning in the twelfth century.

"Somehow... I feel offended by this thing.." Arturia said while her eye twitched.

"My legend began in the twelfth century.." Excalibur then turned away and tapped his white cane on the ground.

"Nobody freaking asked!!" Blackstar shouted in annoyance.

"FOOL! Would you like to hear me sing?" Excalibur asked, twirling around.

"HELL N-" Blackstar was cut off and Excalibur started singing.

"EXAAALIBUUUR! EXCAAALIBUUUUR! From the United K, I'm lookin' for Heaven! I'm going to Californiuuuuuuh!!" He sung that verse about twenty times while Blackstar screamed in annoyance while Kid tried his best to plug his ears and not lose his mind.

Though, to Neo it wasn't as bad. He oddly had a nice singing voice. So she decided to use her semblance to turn into him and join in on the song, further torturing Kid and Blackstar while Arturia seemed to get increasingly annoyed at Excalibur for reasons she couldn't understand. They both paused for ten seconds in silence before Neo and Excalibur both walked over to Kid and Blackstar.

"She has good taste, Young ones. You should learn from her. FOOL!" Excalibur said while trotting around them as Neo burst into a fit of giggles, returning to her Witch look.

"What a pleasure to meet you, Excalibur.." Neo smiled and tipped her hat to him.

"Why of course it is. My legend began back in the twelfth century you know.." Excalibur pointed his cane at Neo, who just laughed.

"Now I must tell you all three thousand of my established rules for a partner.. listen close!" He said while strolling back and forth.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Blackstar shouted again, reaching his mental limit.

"No it's not.." Arturia chimed in, folding her arms, catching Excalibur's attention.

"Arturia..?" Neo looked over to her with Excalibur, who finally noticed her.

The moment he did, he paused and took in her appearance. One that screamed regality, yes. But one that reminded him of Arthur, his first and only true partner who created him. The disappointment in her eyes and scoffing made him actually.. embarrassed? He fixed his tophat and tried to regain his cool but in front of this woman, he felt like an adult reading back on their edgy teenage years' texts and videos. He felt an unstoppable wave of pure cringe wash over him.

"Er.. I have to go.. FAREWELL, Young ones!!" He quickly turned into his weapon form and flew out of the cave at breakneck speeds.

"Wow.. you beat him.." Neo looked at Arturia with an astonished gaze.

"Thank you.. Psh.. Holy Sword.. What rubbish!" Kid spat.

"Ugh.. yeah. That thing belongs in a scrapyard.." Blackstar said while both him and Kid made a sour expression.

"It wasn't that bad. He was funny! Anyway.. You two come with me. We'll begin training today. I just had to see the Legend himself.." Neo gestured them to follow, once again being piggybacked on the way out by an all-too-happy to do so, Arturia.

"You're the best, Lion King" Neo complimented her and rubbed her silky blonde hair.

"Thank you, Master.. I apologize for my reaction back there. The image of Excalibur being... that.. quite annoys me.." Arturia grumbled.

~Interesting.. maybe she got more than just Arturia's looks~

"No problem. I think I can understand. Kid and Blackstar sure as shit do.. hehe" Neo said as she looked back at their still soured faces.