We all need a Fatty

Jun awoke to see an old man with dark skin and glorious facial hair looking over him curiously. "You ok there Bud?" Asked the man in the most wonderful male voice I have ever heard, Glancing closely I found his face familiar.

"Wha-What? Gordon Freeman? You're God?" Jun asked with a trembling and surprised voice. "So I'm dead huh? I wonder what my family would think?" Jun muttered in a sad tone causing Morgan Freeman to laugh, Which again made Jun awestruck by how beautiful his voice was.

Morgan Freeman seemed to have wanted to say something but before he could, Jun beat him by asking a barrage of questions that contradict his sad demeanor before.

"So since I'm dead do I get wishes? If so I want to have an advantage in my new world, It needs to be big enough for it to be significant, 2nd I want to have a map that shows me hidden treasures or anything I ask it to search for, 3rd I want IQ that would put geniuses to shame, 4th I want an inventory, Pretty simple, And lastly, I want magic, Like really strong magic hehe" Jun demanded all in one breath with a shameless grin.

Morgan Freeman was gobsmacked, 'What a shameless kid, Even demanding God for gifts... Interesting' He thought.

"Well you see Kid, You aren't dead" Morgan dropped a bomb so big it blew the mind of the author himself, Nonetheless Jun's who thought his ears were playing with him. Well, he wouldn't be surprised, after all, That heavenly voice isn't fit to be heard by mere mortals.

Even though he heard it fine, Jun still asked "What was that?" Fully expecting another answer.

Hearing Jun, Morgan was a little peeved, but nonetheless like the great 'man' he was, he repeated himself. "You're not dead Kid, Look around you." He said while he gestured for Jun to check his surroundings.

Jun following where Morgan indicated and was surprised to see he was exactly where he was when he was hit by truck-chan, Except he was surrounded by people either pointing or murmuring about him, Some even took videos.

Standing up, Jun looked at his hands and saw an apple which immediately let go of like it was some sort of cursed object, Earning him a few raised eyebrows from the crowd.

"Wait wasn't I hit by that Pink Truck?" Jun asked confusion filled in his question. Hearing Jun's question a fat guy with blonde hair in the crowd looking as old as Jun, retold what happened in great detail As if he stared unblinkingly and he was there with Jun, Which made Jun raise his eyebrows

------ Fat Guy's Memory ------

'Hoh~ Finally my dream game came out, Raid:Shadow League a new world where I can be anyone hehe, I need to hurry before all the copies are sold out, I also need to be home for lunch, I'm sure mom is cooking something good today' Fat guy thought to himself While strolling towards the game shop, Which if you consider his size is already pretty fast.

Turning the corner fat guy saw a Jun picking apples off the road, Seeing the apples, Fat guy's eyes gleamed as he slowly made his way to Jun, Tho he might've reached there faster if he started rolling on the ground.

'Hoh~ A snack on the road, Must be my lucky day!' Fat guy thought to himself while a grin slowly formed on his face that to whoever looked at him, They would actually think him cute and have the urge to pinch his face. Of course without the blonde hair he would probably look cuter, But that's a story for another day.

While heading over, Albeit very slowly, Fat guy noticed a pink truck from the distance. 'Hoh~ a Pink Truck? Weird tastes but who am I to judge?' Fat guy said to no one but himself, That was until he noticed something peculiar.

The Pink Truck wasn't stopping!! Panic filled fat guy's voice as he shouted at the still preoccupied Jun. "Hey!! Jump out of the Way!! There's a Pink Truck coming!!"

Fat guy's Shout attracted everyone else's attention except for the guy who the shout was intended for, Fatty watched in Horror as Jun noticed too late and the truck was already in front of him, Fatty was ready for Jun's head to splatter and brain matter to go flying.

That was until he saw how Jun closed his eyes!! "No!! don't give up!!" even though fatty shouted those words, He knew it was futile. That was before Jun suddenly laid his head onto the concrete, Completely dodging The Pink Truck.

Fatty was surprised, What kind of reflexes do you need to be able to dodge it that close, Fatty didn't know it himself but the way he looked at Jun changed, He looked at him with awe and respect.

Not knowing Jun just fainted.....

-------- Back to Jun ---------

After hearing everything Jun was a bit bummed that he won't be getting those wishes, But also happy that he didn't have to leave his family behind, and he can still fulfill all his regrets. Completely forgetting about Morgan Freeman being there... (AN: Even I am disappointed smh)

Noticing all the drama was finished, Everyone dispersed leaving only 2 people still there in the middle of the road. Jun and the Fatty, "Hmmm? You need something big guy?" Jun asked curiously, Why would this guy even stay? Although after telling his side of the story, Jun's opinion about Fatty definitely rose to an all time high.

"Umm, Can I have some of those apples?" Fatty asked with a sheepish grin Baffling Jun Before they both start laughing their asses off.

"Hahhahahah, From what I heard from your story You were also going to the game shop right?" Jun asked filled with mirth after a good laugh.

While the fatty replied after a soft chuckle. "Hehe, Yeah I want to be one of the first to experience that new life that Raid:Shadow League said they'll give" Fatty replied honestly which made Jun grin at finding someone his age with similar interest.

"My name is Jonathan, But my friends call me Jun" Jun introduced himself first followed by the fatty, "Hoh~ My parents named me Jaèron Jãreen Jòe, Though my friends call me Fatty" Fatty introduced himself contributing to even more laughter from both sides.

They both started to head to the game shop together while munching on the apples, Of course Jun washed his hands and the apples before he gave them to fatty.

Jogging slowly so that fatty doesn't get left behind, They finally arrived at the Game shop, Jun being able to skip the line because of his reservation, And fatty going with him since it was more convenient.

Everything was going well, that was until... Nothing really happened, Both Jun and Fatty exchanged their FeetBook accounts and went on their merry way, Nothing interesting really happening....

------ In Heaven ------

A Dark Skinned old man with glorious facial hair muttered in amusement "Interesting Kid" before Clapping his hands twice and everything went black.

But we're not sure if that was all he did hehe