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Would you like to be an actor?

"Found him boss, he looks tender, can I have him"

"NO, YOU STUPID, DO YOU KNOW WHO OUR CLIENT IS, WE JUST NEED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON"

"But boss, my heart won't listening to me"

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU GAY B**CH"

"Boss I'm sad, you scold me"

"THERE THERE, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW DRESS"

"Boss, you are the best... UMMMMAAAAA.."

..... Gay Gangster boy hits boss with an attack of 10,000 . It's supper effective. Boss's health critical...

Eric didn't know any of this, he just knew that he has bad luck today and staying out is more dangerous than indoors . So he rushed to go back.

He decided to take a shortcut through an alley, after turning a corner he bumped into something and feel down. He stood up and was about to apologize, what he saw might have cursed him for life.

There in front of him was a burly 7 foot ugly man, but what's more incredible is he was wearing a women's one piece dress with stockings. He had pink lipstick, long earrings and a ponytail'ed hair. Never had Eric seen something so nauseating .

Eric thought that he being deformed was a curse, but this, you can't put words into it. it's like a man and a lobster had a child. His arms look harder than a rock, his chest so big, with the dress you could see the cleavage, and his lower portion, that BADONKADONG was sticking out

This was no ordinary human, Infact this wouldn't even be considered a human, this the devil. Eric was brought back to life by a sweet voice, it was like honey, what he heard would haunt him for eternity

"Darling you touched me, I can't get married, take responsibility, UMMAAA..."

Thus was what he heard before a visible red heart symbol landed up on him and he lost consciousness.

DREAM KISS (silver technology)-makes people enter a dream like state in a tight sleep.

What landed on Eric was a star technique, dream kiss, that makes people go to sleep, this is a weak technique it doesn't work much against cultivators, just induces on them a little tiredness, but for normal people it's super effective, so most kidnappers have this technology.

Eric dreamed of a harem, surrounding by wealth, worshipped by all beings, slaying his enemies, just when it was getting to the good part, someone literally splashed cold water over him. Still in the role of his dream, Eric answered

"YOU LOWLY BEING, HOW DARE YOU SPLASH WATER ON YOURS TRULY...."

stopped half way, as he found something was wrong, looking around he found he was being tied to a chair, in a dark room and the lobster man he met earlier in front of him.

Everything makes sense now, he was kidnapped, from the look of the lobster , he felt chills, He did want to lose his virginity, but not this way, never. Seeing these sultry and winki winki motions from the lobster, Eric felt a creepy feeling down his butt, he didn't want to experience this giant.

Weren't gays speed to be rich, successful and handsome; all lies, Nimma kill that dumb idiot who said it .

The lobster just stood there checking his new toy, there was just pure silence, no extra motion but with each passing second in that room Eric felt that he had aged a few years.

.... KNOCK, KNOCK ....

Eric felt that he had found his savior, the door was open and...

Never would someone be so astonished and disappointed at the same time in life. Eric thought that someone came to save him from the lobster, but seeing that person.. , if you want to describe him by comparing him to one person, you would say Tyrion Lannister. Infact he looked more Tyrion than the original, even the dress is the same.

A red medical type Western dress, Eric thought if he was going to make game of thrones in this world, this guy should be booked. But the disappointment was ,never could this Tyrion save Eric from the clutches of the lobster, It's damn impossible. I mean look at the size. Even in the original series you don't see mountain and Tyrion fight. Just then..

"Boss, I'm shy"

Eric felt that he had lost his mind, what did he hear, the lobster calling this Tyrion ,boss, and the lobster's shy, is this the reason why he didn't do anything up till now.

"NICE TO MEET YOU, YOU CAN CALL ME BOSS"

Eric swears that he felt all the words this Tyrion said were in capital letters, literally capital letters .

Calming himself,

"Can I call you Tyrion Lannister"

The boss was surprised, normally all the people whom he kidnapped either begging to let them go out too afraid to answer. For the first time a kidnapper answered back and that too asking him to change his name.

He even liked the name 'Tyrion Lannister', he was an orphan and from an young age people called him boss, but for the first time someone gave him a name. But if I accepted the name wouldn't that make him my Godfather. Finally seeing that there was already a weared lobster near him everyday so this wouldn't make much change, he decided to accept it.

"YES, FROM NOW MY NAME'S TYRION LANNISTER"

But Eric was in ecstacy, not for anything else because the new Tyrion's figure of speech is even same as the original in the series, Eric found a way to make money . He had dollar signs in his eyes thinking about his future prospects.

"Would you like to be an actor?'