Chapter 5

Chapter 5

"Who has said that?" Vail asked, hearing Crimson for the first time now.

"Your creator, I am talking from the great beyond and am rather disappointed with you my prized creation. How could you not have pushed your user into having a harem of diverse women, big boobs, small boobs, animal ears, animal tails, both, legal lolies, mature women, half cybernetic and all the other amazing types that exist." Crimson says with a bad old man impression causing Jace to not know if it should face palm and laugh at its sudden idiocy.

"Note. I was created by more than one person thus rendering your deception flawed. Additional note. My host would not be interested in such carnal features. Optimal Mate would be what is classed as a Futa and would require a minimum of 3 to ensure future reproduction should the host not be present." Vail replied. Its response causing Jace to stumble and press Crimson against it.

"Listen here you hunk of junk, I have no idea where the hell you would even get such an idea but I am not into chicks with dicks! You try and do something like that, and I swear I will cut my own arm off to rid myself of you and then chuck you into a self-containing black hole or put you in a rocket and blast you through a singularity!" Jace all but screamed at Vail getting a hearty laugh from Crimson.

"Note. I am only stating what would be optimal for you, my host. Injection of your own genes would ensure your bloodline has the possibility of continuation even without you present. It would also be cleaner as you would not require the act of fornication to ensure breeding. Additional note. Severing of the arm would not remove me as I would ensure nanobots would continue operation within you. Mission holds far too much importants to leave the host. Query. How would host find a self-containing black hole or acquire a rocket that has the possibility to reach a singularity?" Vail states in its dull tone, if Jace wasn't aware of the restraints he would have believed that it was screw with him intentionally.

"Bwhahahahahaha. Oh, Oh god I would be choking for breath right now if I needed to breath hahaha, you scrap metal really are something hahaha." Crimson chimes through hearty laughter, almost uncontrollable.

"Okay shut up both of you, Crimson stop laughing and Vail I freaking swear if you try to pull that kind of shit I will find a way to wreck you. When I get my harem, it will be filled with beautiful women of all kinds, and they will be fully female understand! Well maybe not lolies, some of them are real freaking traps and honestly, I'd rather avoid the risk if I can." Jace says frustratedly as he ends with a mumble causing Crimson to just laugh even harder.

"Acknowledged. Futa shall be put on hold and primary harem shall consist solely of females. Is there a preference to size? Would you like to me release strong pheromones and aphrodisiac in the presents to increase chances of copulation my host?" Vail asks still in its monotonous tone but bringing a new round of laughter from Crimson.

"How the hell did we even end up on this? You know what? Enough I don't want to talk about this anymore, conversation on this ends here and now, just point me to the nearest pack of magic beasts, or a strong solo beast or even a group of bandits, I don't really care! I need something to distract myself from this insanity. I sware you weren't even like this before…" Jace says before freezing.

"Crimson what the hell did you do to Vail!" He screams at the blade with a glare.

"See? Even for a meat bag without a designation or title he isn't as stupid as you said he is, it only took him till now to figure out that something changed." Crimson chimes up seemingly happy.

"Sigh, I wanted to play a bit more with the host but it seems that he did pick up on it sooner than I thought, rather impressive considering how stupid his record data says he is, but then again it came about from speaking of women, maybe that's why." Vails monotone voice seemed to change slightly, more emotion that wasn't present before infecting it, becoming even more female and almost sensual.

"Okay what the hell has happened now! Its one bloody thing after the other and I am tired of being in the dark here!" Jace finally yells at them, his anger reaching a peak.