Serious Arguments

"... whut?"

*Angry German Noises*

Gilhaz and Amelia stood dumbfounded by the spider before them. It as about the size of an SUV. Kinda cute, kinda scary looking.

"Okay just calm dow-"

"Ich schwöre, ich werde deine Titten so hart treten, die Leute werden dich für einen Kerl halten !!"

*thump*

"!? Is she ok?"

"Yeah. She probably just passed out from overheating. We should probably let her rest" Gilhaz suggested

"Aye"

{ 2 Hours Later }

"Vhat zhe"

Your awake! How about that. And your speaking common tongue!"

"Vell, obviously. I noticed zhat speaking a more... sophisticated language vould not verk. Anyvay, vould you mind answering my earlier questions?"

"Alrighty. To dumb it down, I'm Gilhaz, she's Amelia, and we're in my nest"

"VHAT!?!? VHE'RE IN YOUR NEST!? A VILTHY DRAGONS NEST!? HAVE YOU JUST VAKEN MY UP TO EAT ME!?!? AND ZHE SNAKE TOO!?!?"

"Alrighty. First, that's just rude. And second, no wonder ur 8 legs are so muscular" Amelia snipped

"...Vhat?"

"Y'know, from all the conclusions you've been jumping to!"

"... Alvight, you got me zhere"

"Know that that's out of the way, could you mind telling us about yourself? It's the least you could do, seeing that we saved you, protected you, and tended to your wounds"

*sigh* "ok. But only on two conditions! You let me stay with you. You shall provide me with a comfortable steading, and I vill provide for you my own way. If you need, i can help you vith various construction and intelligence needs. I am quite handy in both of zhose fields"

"... Noted"

"Alvight. My name is adalheid. I'm a djieien, an endangered species of arachnids with only a couple hundred thousand left. I vas captured not far from here by a group of bandits who vhere under zhe impression zhat zhey could fetch a high price for me, seeing zhat I was endangered. Vone shot me vith Vhat I'm assuming is a tranq-gun. Because next zhing I see is a giant dragon slice open the crate i vas in"

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{ One Week Later }

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"So, adaleied, how are you settling in?"

"Oh! Quite nicely, thanks for asking. I vont lie, it has probably been zhe most enjoyable veek I can remember. So, Vhy-"

"AAAAADAAAAAAALEEEEEIED!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FOCK IS MA SHITTER COVERED IN SPIDER WEBS!?!?!?!?"

*Inaudible bickering in the distance*

"Well, I guess that I should probably be prepared for more of this..." Gilhaz sighed