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Rice's Daily Chuckles

Step into the world of mirth and merriment with "Rice Joke's," a side-splitting joke book that guarantees endless laughter for readers of all ages! Packed with an assortment of rib-ticklers, puns, one-liners, and witty wordplay, this collection promises to bring joy and cheer to anyone who flips its pages. Join us on a hilarious journey as we traverse through various topics and settings, from the groan-worthy to the sidesplittingly funny. Each chapter focuses on a different theme, ranging from animals, food, and technology to everyday life, school shenanigans, and beyond. Discover clever jokes that will have readers grinning from ear to ear, and cleverly crafted puns that are sure to elicit groans and guffaws alike. The novel also features delightful riddles and clever brain teasers that will challenge readers while keeping them entertained. Whether you're looking to brighten up a dull day or impress friends with your wit, "Rice Joke's" has got you covered. Ideal for parties, family gatherings, and social events, these jokes will surely be the talk of the town! So, if you're ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey, follow "Rice Joke's" and get ready to laugh your way through this joyous compilation of the finest jokes ever penned. Warning: Excessive giggling and unforgettable punchlines may occur. Reader discretion is not advised!

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How to Get the Husband Hot and Heavy

Two women are talking about their love life over coffee.

"I don't know what to do.." groans Margie, "I'm too shy to ask for

it, and he doesn't initiate enough!"

"Well," said her friend Sharon, "I have a surefire way to start up

my husband."

"Oh?" asks Margie, "DO tell!"

"Well," smirks Sharon, "I just sit next to him and then I slowly put

my hand down his pants and say: "My, aren't you cold in there, could use some heating up... works every time!"

"You know what, maybe I'll try that." laughs Margie.

They meet up again a few days later and Margie is in a terrible mood.

"You almost got me divorced!" she says to Sharon.

"WHAT? HOW??" Sharon is astounded.

"Well, I did what you said, and I stuck my hand down his pants, but it wasn't cold it was already hot!"

"So?" asks Sharon, confused.

"Well then I asked my husband why the inside of his pants is hot and not cold like Sharon's husband."