Chapter 54
“Well, she does love the tiramisu here. There’s also a chocolate lava upside down cake, that’s pretty good.”
“Tell you what. If I order both, will you have a couple bites of them?” Cujo asked. “I don’t want to eat them both. It’ll stop me from judging myself and the lack of self-control over food.”
“Both?”
“Dude. Do you see me? I don’t care if I have washboard abs. I want to live. And for me living is having a good brewski, an occasional wine, and food.” Cujo patted his belly. “Okay. I do work out a little because I have to not because I love to. I ain’t Caleb. I know I have a little beer belly. So what? I’m happy with myself. Except when I order two desserts. That’s why you’re going to help me. Right?”
“Sure, I’ll have one bite of each.”