Chapter - 4: Oi! You Weren't Supposed To Answer! - Singularity F

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Only and I mean - only after ten minutes of rushing after Berserker, and carefully explaining why he was going the wrong way(fuck you Mad Enhancement!), did we start walking the right way.

How did I know I was going the right way?

I didn't.

But, I will when I see it. It's pretty hard to pass up a massive cave. Even I'm not that blind.

Plus...

When Darkened Archer starts shooting us, then I'll know we are close.

Not the best way to direct, but which other way do I have?

*Bam!*

Watching as Berserker bulldozes through a group of skeletons, I sighed from his back.

" Can you stop doing that? We're not playing a game(heh!), where we get scored on how many enemies we kill."

We, well, Berserker been killing everything that moved. Hell, he even chased after a rat(how the fuck did it survive?!) across a neighborhood.

... Seriously, It's like I over eager dog sometimes that wants to get praised every time it did something.

" Arrr?" The Berserker asked me.

And funny enough? I can understand Berserkers. I even understood Heracles. Though what gave me the chills is the the tone he used - made me want to help him. And I probably would have helped him, but I love my life a lot more. A fucking lot more, may I add.

' Illya... Illya... Illya.'

I shivered remembering his word. Especially how sad he yelled when I left. It was like he knew I could help him and free him from this sadness.

And I am sorry, but I can't. I know me very well, Lovecraft bullshit or not, I can't bring back the dead. That's above my pay grade.

So... I am sorry Great Hero Heracles.

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A few moments later, I answered Lancelot," Yeah, you did a good job." I patted his helmet. He likes this for some strange reason(did I already say how much of a dog he me reminds of? Because he does!).

In a manner like this - we kept on running.

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" Huh..." I overlooked the battle going on between Chaldea and the Darkened Servants.

" Arrrr?"

I shook my head," Nah, they're got this. Let's go."

The sound of footsteps suddenly sounded out from behind me.

" To where?"

That voice... That voice already told me who was behind me.

And yet, I smiled. The smile became even larger when I turned around. It wasn't out of madness as many would think.

Oh no... It was in pure excitement. Excitement at meeting someone who I always wanted to meet.

" The hell at you smiling about?" EMIYA frowned.

I bowed, making him blink," Very nice to meet you, Archer."

However, even though I have many-many words I would like to say, this situation isn't one I quite like.

Nobody likes getting pointed at with any type of weapon. Especially a weapon that can kill me In a heartbeat.

So... Sorry, Archer, but may the Gacha Gods allow me to summon you. I always needed a good cook in my life.

-*Kill him Berserker*- And thus, I ordered. Not command. I ordered the barely contained Servant Of Madness, for he found him an opponent he can finally take out his anger on.

" Arrrrrrrrr!!!" The being of Madness roared and quite literally flash to Archer. In his hand was a pole he claimed on the ground as his weapon. A very big pole, if I may add.

Using the hole in the ground next to me, I hopped down as an arrow blew where I once was. With a curse, EMIYA started firing arrows at Berserker.

' Two seconds...' I shivered. All that happened in seconds.

Fucking hell... I could have died! I would have died if wasn't because of Berserker.

' I should buy him a treat.' I run through the building as the battle above raged on.

' Wait! He's not a dog! Not a dog you stupid brain! He may act like an adorable black Labrador, but he isn't!'

My brain can truly need some repairing sometimes. Shirou, you got a few magic circuits you can spare? I might need a few.

*BAM!!*

Suddenly landing in front of me with a truly painful groan of pain was none other than EMIYA... who I just asked help from.

' Oi! You weren't supposed to answer!' I paled as his steel gray eyes looked at me.

However, he didn't have time to curse me, as Berserker pushed him down another floor, and then another and another.

" Good boy!" I cheered, but then cursed myself,' Stupid Brain!'

As I made my way down - the sounds of. walls being broken and painful groans told me Berserker was winning.

When I got down to the last floor, I watched as Berserker used his pole as a baseball bat and knock Archer into a building. A building that immediately fell on top of him.

However, Berserker wasn't done. Far from it. Even as a disbelieving blooded EMIYA stood out of the rubble, the Black Knight bounced on him with all the grace of a Hound finding its prey and punched him through another building.

" Holy fuck." I mouthed. Berserkers are fucking awesome! Fuck all the other classes! Give me all the Berserkers!

I however then blinked In surprise as EMIYA ran away after giving me a death glare that promises a world of hurt.

In return? I cheerfully waved at him, as he disappeared.

" Arrrr!" The Black Knight was not happy. He was not happy at all.

" Hey, Berserker," I asked, making him look at me with his red visor.

" Follow him," I said, but then just got a blank stare.

I sighed," If we follow him, he will lend us to your King-"

I didn't have time to finish my sentence, as I got the wind knocked out of me at how fast we are now going.

Berserker is fast. Especially fast when that King is in the mix.

I swear, it's a skill or something!

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