0 Year old/Birth
[Third Person]
"Waaaaaaa... Waaaaa!" There was the cry of a baby resonating through the little hut just outside Konaha.
"Look at my little baby, are you hungry? Let mother feed you the first and last time. Your name is... Sumadera" The teenage girl said, filled with regret and sorrow. A handsome thirty-ish year old man standing over a black hair baby with a teenage woman holding the baby.
"Tsk. What a disappointment to the family, bring him to the farthest orphanage!" The man boomed, the servant carefully taking the baby to the place where he would meet Naruto.
"NOOO!!" The girl screamed, her motherly instincts coming in, clawing to get her child.
"The baby is a bastard, it will only shame this family even more." The man said coldly. (Man POV: I'm sorry but I need to protect our reputation, I hope you forgive me for this child... my grandson)
[MC Pov]
I'm a basterd and I'm getting carried to an orphanage. You know, things could have been much worse, like being born into slavery. My mother seems to really care about me huh. I need to engrave this to my memory. This old sack of organs better run to a different universe, because I will hunt you down old timer!
Ok, enough vengeance talk and lets get to the meat of the matter. Status!
What, I've seen Solo Leveling and all that good system manga, it's just I don't remember the plot very much.
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Name- Sumadera _________
Age- 0 years old
Strength- .05
Chakra- .05
Constitution- .04
Agility- 0.01
Intelligence- 54
Soul Strength- 1
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Summons- None
Past Lives Memories- Faku(AN:The set of memories that had the Uncle Ben worthy story)
Kekkai Genkai- Crystal Release - None= (0/1)
Techniques/Jutsu- None
Items- Blanket
Blanket-
Literally just a blanket made of yarn, made with love.
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{Activating system}
{10%.... 25%... 69%... 100%}
What?
{Hello Host, I am the AI Based System called the Remember System with the personality type YANDERE}
No no no no no no, I have several questions but no yandere's yet. Whatever that "yandere" is.
System, disable personality!
{System already enabling personality... ACTIVATED... Hello Sumadera, it's a nice day isn't it?}
The system said in a soft, cute voice.
First off, I don't even know the weather, second of all, why do you even have a personality? Why couldn't I got a normal system with no AI, god damnit. Ok, is it ok I give you a name, system?
{Ummm, you don't have too Sumadera, but I would appreciate it if you would.} The system asked shyly.
Ok, your name is now Yuno Gasai. Finally, why is my last name blank?
{Thank you, Sumadera, I would cherish this name for all of eternity... forever. As for your question, you could use a random last name or the last name you gave me because since you were disowned, you don't have a last name.}
Well I am not using your last name.
*Intense thinking intensifies*
How about Seiesnsui, sounds nice.
Wait, why do I have a feeling of deja vu the moment you said the personality type and the forever thing? Must be my imagination, god it's cold and windy in the orphanage.
One last thing, why is my intelligence is so high compared to the other stats.
{Do you really have the ask that question}
Is it because of the set of Memories?
{Yea, Idiot}
(AN: Wait, Hol up. Did I just accidentally make the system a pedophile? Also I'll be calling Sumadera, Suma.)
Year 4
[3rd POV]
"Hey Suma, wanna go hunting for fish?" A young, yellow-haired boy screamed at a black-haired boy with green eyes playing with a pink crystal in his hand. That yellow-haired boy is Naruto and the black-haired boy is Suma.
Suma was surprised by Naruto and dropped the crystal in his hand.
[Mc POV]
Bloody hell!
"Oi, don't startle me like that, I was checking out my Crystal Release."
I told Naruto about my Kekkai Genkai since he is a child right now, it is better to tell him earlier so he doesn't think I was lying to him.
"You have such a cool kekkei genkai , wish I had something like that!" He said pouting (AN: No yaoi) Your one to talk, you nine-tailed cheater.
"Oh, sorry Suma, it's just that I got this fishing rod, we could share the fish we catch!" Naruto said, clearly excited to be able to spend time with his best(only) friend.
"Where are we going to fish?" Suma
"We are going into the forest." Naruto
There was an awkward silence for about 5 seconds.
"Wait are we waiting for? Let's go!" Suma said impatiently.
"Just counting my change, if we don't catch any fish, let's have some ramen!" Naruto, holding his frog purse.
"Nah, I'll pay for the ramen." I spoke up.
Couldn't bring myself to put a -sama there, or any of that weeb dialect. I am not too depraved of life, just enough to write this.
Let me know about any mistakes and any jokes I could use and any idea the crazier, the better.