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Reincarnating Randomly

You know those stories where the protagonist dies and meets ROB who grants wishes? Well that happened to me, kind of. "...You have a chance to choose any three wishes, are you sure this is what you want?" R.O.B asked me with a perplexed expression. "Yes, Please randomize my wishes and send me on, I would like for it to be a surprise." ~Current Worlds~ Against the Gods - Main world Bleach Naruto Highschool DxD

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Yoruichi watched with barely hidden resignation as Aizen ascend inside the negacion towards the garganta that split sky above while he continued to spout nonsense about standing at the top.

She couldn't help feeling annoyed that he managed to outmanoeuvre them and get what was hidden within Rukia's soul.

While Jasmine could have easily prevented this from happening, they had decided against it because they were unsure if the subtle hint in one of the missions about not changing the plot too much would result in any negative consequences if they did so.

"... For the little fly buzzing around that tried to set me up with Kaname's murder, I wish you would stop hiding... Or is it that you are afraid to face me?" 

"Fucking idi-" Hearing Aizen mocking Jasmine, Yoruichi tried to curse him only to be slammed to the ground with an unbearable amount of bloodlust and spiritual pressure.

Yoruichi with great difficulty managed to turn her head and look around. From Captains and Lieutenants to Ichigo and his friends, they were all in the same situation.

Not even the Head Captain, the strongest Shinigami for the past 1,000 years, was not dealing with it any better.

After what felt like hours the suffocating spiritual pressure eased up and allowed everyone to stand again, though the blanketing oppression kept anyone from making any sudden movements.

"An ant dares to mock This Princess?!" A voice cold as ice shattered the silence.

"Sigh, why did he have to set off the walking nuke…" Yoruichi lamented as she got to her feet.

Thought it was said quietly, her comment was heard by everyone in the deafening silence.

"Do you know what is happening Lady Yoruichi?" Soifon asked, still breathing heavily from the spiritual pressure bearing down upon them.

"Sigh… While she's an easy going person that has been basically messing around this past week, My friend is also a very prideful person…" Yoruichi paused for a moment as she thought on how to explain further.

"She is also many, many, times stronger than the Soul King... So hearing Aizen imply that she was afraid of him… well you can see what happened."

The Shinigami around her were stunned hearing this, while they were sceptical of her being stronger than the Soul King, they could see that even the Head Captain was affected by the spiritual pressure so they must be very strong.

Movement in the sky above Aizen's location caught everyone's eye.

A young crimson haired girl that looked to be around 13 years old in a blood red dress, as she stood in the sky her ruby eyes were looking down at Aizen in disdain.

Just seeing the small figure radiating such bloodlust brought a chill down their spines.

As she descended the oppression and bloodlust faded to nothing causing everyone to be unable to sense anything about her other than what their eyes can see.

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Slowly floating down to Aizen's prone body, Jasmine began to rein herself in.

'Hmm, hearing this ant looking down on me really pissed me off and brought my more quick to anger tendencies to the forefront…' Jasmine analysed. 'Sigh, there goes completing the mission without being revealed…'

Looking down with a face full of disdain at Aizen as he stumbled a little as he getting to his feet.

She began to feel the ethereal fluctuations of Aizen's Spirit Energy which she matched with him trying to trap her in his illusions.

She couldn't help but scoff lightly as he started to walk behind her.

"Are you done insect?" Her words startled the traitor a little but he continued to move behind her, not believing his illusions could be seen through.

"Oh? Are you the little fly?" Aizen said condescendingly. "While I admit you surprised me a little, in the end it means little."

"…" Jasmine stared blankly at where Aizen was originally standing for a moment as if she was trapped in his illusion.

"While your power does currently exceed my own, it must come with some form of draw backs for one as young as you to have this much power." Azien said confidently, attempting to get inside her head.

With a light snort at the fools words Jasmine turned to face where Aizen's real body was.

"I said... Are you done? This Princess has no need to explain anything to an insect." Her voice was laced with apathy, as if this whole scenario meant nothing to her.

While his face showed shock for a moment it didn't last, in his arrogance Aizen refused to believe she knew where he actually was.

"While you seem to have a general idea of where I am, it is still meaningless in the end as I will show you now." He declared arrogantly, with a step forward he drew his sword and slashed at her unprotected back at a blinding speed.

*Tink* *Shatter*

As the blade closed in on her, Jasmine raised her arm and caught Aizen's Zanpaktou on the tip of her index finger's nail and promptly shattered the illusion for everyone to see.

Seeing the scene in front of them shatter and reveal Jasmine holding Aizen's Zanpaktou in such a way stunned everyone.

This went more so for Aizen himself, he could not comprehend what had just happened.

Someone had not only seen through his Kyouka Suigetsu but also stopped his slash with her finger nail, while it wasn't a strike using all his strength, it was still more than enough to cut the average Captain in half.

"Impossible!" Aizen shouted, his mind turning trying to reason with what happened before calming down as if he figured something out.

"No wait! I see, your spiritual pressure is gone… traded away for increased physical attributes."

"…" Watched on in boredom as the man failed to accept the reality in front of him.

"Are you happy that you were able to stop my blade? While this has surprised me, it will no longer be an issue now that I am aware of it." Aizen taunted, as the ethereal wave of spirit energy expanded again as he believed that she was only able to block on instinct alone and not see through his illusion.

'Master… Can we just end this already, it's kind of annoying to hear this ant speak.' Jasmine heard her Zanpaktou speak within her mind.

'Mm, you're right.'

*Swish* *Shatter*

The scene shattered again as Aizen's arm which was holding his Zanpaktou fell to the ground.

*Splatter*

The only evidence of who did it was Jasmine who now had her Zanpaktou in hand.

With a quick flick of her wrist, she removed the blood that was lining the the blade.

"You bore me Insect, always using the same little tricks." Her apathetic voice carried over the execution grounds. "Scurry away to your little hidey hole, make your elaborate plans, maybe you might even prove yourself worthy of being promoted past being an insect into a rodent."

With a last look of disdain, Jasmine slowly walked away with a few parting words.

"As you said before Insect, It's all meaningless in the end."

As she made her way to Yoruichi's side she felt his Zanpaktou's ability activate again to cover his and his subordinates retreat with his severed arm in tow.

Her foot steps were the only sound that could be heard as the Shinigami all watched on warily.

"Nyahaha~ Little Princess you sure are scary when pissed off!" Yoruichi's laughter broke the heavy tension.

"Bleh~ Arrogant little ant wanted to say I was afraid of him? Hmph." Jasmine just stuck out her tongue and replied.

"Ara, no need to be so grouchy Little Princess~ Anyway I like the way you gave us a hand there, even if it wasn't part of the original plan." The cat woman teased.

"Really... A pun Yoru-chan..." Jasmine just deadpanned at her only to receive laughter back.

"Nyahaha~"

Their little conversation was broken by an aged and authoritive voice.

"Yourichi Shihoin. Who is this young lady and why did she let the traitors escape?"

"Mm? Didn't I say it earlier? She's a friend of mine." Yourichi replied without fully explaining anything.

*TAK!*

The Head Captain slammed his disguised Zanpaktou on the floor.

"And the traitor? For what reason did she allow them to escape when she was clearly capable of detaining them."

"Hmm I wonder~" Yoruichi replied lazily with a wave of her hand as if waving away a fly.

The old man was not liking being so blatantly dismissed.

"I demand-" 

What ever was going to be said was cut short as someone interrupted him while a terrifying spiritual pressure slammed on top of the head captain.

"Ne, Old man." Jasmines bored voice cut him off. "While I know you're in charge around here… Please stop acting like you can demand anything of me."

Sweeping her vision across all who gathered, she could see them trembling in fear at the sudden shift in atmosphere.

"I came to this world to lend a hand to my friend here and while I may of had a little fun when I removed that blind traitor Captain, I never intended to clean up your messes.

I let that insect go because he bored me, simple as that.

You had 100 years since he was exposed for the first time but in your blind following of central 46 who were being manipulated by Aizen, you caused the exile of 6 Captains, 3 Lieutenants, and both the leader and vice leader of the Kido corps.

Clean up your own mess." Saying her piece, Jasmine's figure vanished.

"Sigh, really Old Man? Now I'm going to have to listen to her ranting for hours about demanding old men." Yoruichi complained.

"…"

The surrounding Shinigami were speechless, not just at Yoruichi's behaviour but at what they heard about something happening 100 years ago that caused the loss of so many high ranked Shinigami.

*TAK!*

Slamming his Zanpaktou again to get everyone's attention, the Head Captain ordered.

"Enough! There will be an Officer meeting in 5 hours, all uninjured Officers are to attend. Yoruichi Shihoin, bring the girl if you are able."

"Hmm, We'll see old man, I was exiled remember? And what makes you think I have any sort of authority over her?" Yoruichi waved him off nonchalantly.

"…" Everyone was stunned at what she had said.

"Hmph, Do what you want." The old man gruffly retorted as he walked away.

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It has been a day since Aizen's retreat and Jasmine could be found back in the world of the living with Yoruichi draped atop her head as they walked towards the shopping district.

"Hmm, You know Yoru-chan I think It's time for a change of clothes..." Jasmine mused aloud as she looked down at her dress, her mood shifting slightly when she shouted out in grievance. "How many times do I have to tell these people that I'm not cosplaying!?"

"Nyahaha~ But it such a nice dress, you look like ancient Chinese royalty~" The black cat was shaking in laughter at her friends plight.

"Hmph! I am a Princess, of course I will have clothes that reflect that." Jasmine said while raising her chin arrogantly.

"Ne, how do you think those prude women back home will react to some skinny jeans and a crop top?" Jasmine asked her furry friend changing the subject.

"Ha! Your world is like ancient China right? Ahh lets do it, and when I come visit we can shock all those prudes with our shameful clothing~" The cat slapped Jasmine's head excitedly.

Two hours later the a crimson haired teen could be seen leaving a clothing store dressed in a black crop top and blood red skinny jeans, on her feet she still had the flats from her home world as they were good to fight in.

"Sigh, that took way too long Yoru-chan~ Just because we have infinite space in our inventories doesn't mean we have to buy everything we try..." The red-head complained to the black cat sat on her shoulder.

"Ara? But you're so cute that it was hard not to dress you up~" Yoruichi replied with a lazy flick of her tail.

"Sigh..." Jasmine sighed at her friends' attitude before something drew both of their attention.

*PING!*

The Chat Group notification caught both of their attention.

[Congratulations on completing Chat Group Mission #1]

[Number of Participants: Original inhabitant +1]

[Mission 1: Help expose the traitors of the Soul Society.] [Complete]

[Mission 2: Do something that will deviate the original story in some way without destroying the plot.] 

[Deviations caused: The death of Kaname Tousen resulting in small changes in future conflicts.]

[Conclusion: Minor change accepted.] [Complete]

[Bonus Mission: Complete both missions without being exposed.] [Fail]

[Reason for Failure: Member Jasmine confronted Souske Aizen which resulted in others linking her to past actions.]

[Rewards received]

- 5,000 points

- 2x Gacha Ticket

"Tsk." Jasmine clicked her tongue reading about the failure of one of the missions.

"Nyaha~ It's only the bonus mission don't be mad." Yoruichi laughed.

"Sigh, you're right but still, we missed a chance at a new member." Jasmine lamented.

"There will be more chances in the future though~" The cat reminded her.

"Yeah, Yeah, Lets just roll the Gacha Tickets and see how things go, maybe that will cheer me up~" Jasmine said while rubbing her hands together.

Opening her inventory and selecting the two tickets, Jasmine read what she needed to do.

[Group Chat Gacha Ticket] [Rip Tickets to use]

A truly random Gacha Ticket where the user can receive anything, from a pencil to mythological weapons. the basic ability to make a small magical fire on your finger to light cigarettes to True Magics of the Nasuverse.

"..."

"Sigh, I just know this is going to suck. I've never been lucky..." Jasmine cried while getting PTSD Flashbacks of playing Fate/Grand Order.

"Mah~ It will fine lets just do it and compare~" The cat pet Jasmine's head consolingly.

Taking the two tickets from her inventory and tearing them in half, Jasmine looks at the opaque screen in front of her to see what she got.

[Gacha Ticket x 2 used]

- Empty Notebook x 1 [Miscellaneous] 

- Customizable Anbu Mask x 1 [Naruto]

 'What the fuck! I already bought an Anbu mask shitty system.' Looking at what she got, Jasmine felt dead inside.

"Oi, Cat, what did you get?" Her dead voice called out to her friend.

"Oya?" Yoruichi was surprised hearing Jasmine's tone and couldn't help but tease her. "Not get anything good~?" 

"I got an empty notebook and a mask that I already own..." Jasmine informed dejectedly.

"... You weren't kidding about your luck, huh?" Yourichi joked before telling Jasmine what she got.

"I got something called Full Primordial White Tiger Bloodline from Against the Gods and I got 5x Healing Elixir."

"..."

"Really?" Jasmine Deadpanned.

"Yup~" The cat affirmed smugly.

"The Primordial White Tiger Bloodline, that went extinct over a million years ago... and you got the whole thing, not a diluted one as well..." Jasmine wanted to strangle the cat for being so lucky.

"Sigh, Forget it." Jasmine gave up caring at this point.

"Let's just go grab a bunch of food and shit that I can't get in my world so I can go home, dealing with your smugness is going drive me insane if I stick around too long."

Constructive Critism is Welcome.

This concludes the sort of 'Tutorial' Mission?

Future arcs I plan to be more indepth, fleshed out and deviating more from Canon.

So yeah, lets see how it goes.

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