Hotdog Ketchup Bun
Arnold was searching for the princess from pillar to post but she was nowhere to be espied. Arnold asked the royal guards, but no one seemed to have a hunch where she is.
Being clueless about where the princess might be Arnold decided to check the outside domains of the kingdom.Arnold found the princess on her feet on a mulus and was not expecting to see her in this neck of the woods.
Arnold approached the princess from behind as she was standing still looking at something.The princess noticed Arnold and looked astray in an attempt to avoid him."Why are you trying to give me the go-by", asked Arnold looking at her with a question filled expression."I know what you're trying to do if it's a date you want then it's pooh-poohed".
Arnold went closer to the princess and holded her hand tightly and asked her aloud,"What is your problem?"."My problem? before that tell me why are you holding my hand?", asked the princess.The princess shook off Arnold's grab and distanced herself from Arnold.
The princess was silent for a while and then told Arnold, "Ok then, I'll date you if you can find the bling-bling blue Swallowtail.Arnold accepted the offer and left saying, "It's a deal then, I'll show you my modus operandi".
After some time, Arnold thought to himself why did he accept the deal?, besides how will he find the bling-bling blue Swallowtail? and why did he suddenly hold the princess's hands?.His face became all red as he was blushing like a girl.
"Are you there Impundulu?", asked Arnold looking at his shadow."Yes I am with you, I heard the conversation between you and the beauteous"."Do you know where to find this bling-bling blue Swallowtail?", asked Arnold with hope-filled eyes."Is there a dungeon nearby?", asked Impundulu with a striking voice."Yup, the dungeon's on the north side, So I can find it in the dungeon?", asked Arnold looking up to avoid suspicion of the passerby.
"Do you know the bling-bling Swallowtail you're looking for is mainly the fave pet of Vampire Lords?", asked Impundulu as it took the form of a tiny bird and sat on Arnold's shoulder."There are Vampire Lords in this world?",asked Arnold while petting Impundulu as a tiny feathered friend on the cheeks."Stop petting me on the cheeks", said Impundulu being ticked off. Ok! Ok!, I'll stop don't get hopping mad.
Thenceforth, Arnold left for the dungeon and while walking he was passing beside a tree full of fruits." Eat one of my fruit boy", a sound echoed.Arnold was looking here and there to figure out who said that."I'm speaking to you boy look behind".Arnold looked behind and saw the tree looking at him with its eyes.Seeing this Arnold stepped back a bit and asked, "What do you want?".
"The fruits on my branches, take and eat them"."Why are you telling me to eat the fruits you're bearing?",asked Arnold looking at the fruits."The fruits are heavy and my branches are not strong enough to hold so many fruits at once so, take some fruits and eat them".Arnold looked closely at the tree and told," Judging by seeing your branches I think you're quite in the pink".
"Are you not going to eat the fruits?".Oh, I will but I need to first understand if it's edible or not.Arnold walked a bit far away from the tree and started murmuring in Impundulu's lughole to make head or tail of whether he should eat the fruits or not.
"The fruit that tree is bearing is called - Vampire fruits, the favourite fruit of Vampires"."Can humans eat it", asked Arnold with susurrations." "Nah! It's a cursed fruit which doesn't affect vampires but brings demise for Homo sapiens when they eat it".
Wait! From where did you learn the scientific term?."I have formed a pact with you so I can access your memory and I'm learning many things from your memory as every detail are blow-by-blow in mint condition".
Ok,I understand but don't ever access my dream and don't tell me that it's pie in the sky if you do." Don't worry I may be a monster but I'll be a proper valet-de-chambre for you", said Impundulu holding his head high."Oh we'll see about that",said Arnold letting out a sigh.
"Are you done talking with yourself boy?"."That's churlish of you Mr. Tree", said Arnold looking in the eyes of the tree."I'm sorry for what I said take this fruit as an amende honorable", said the tree.Thanks for the offer I appreciate it, I'll take 2 fruits then."Go on, take the fruits by pulling them from the lower branches"."Thanks for the fruits",saying this Arnold took 2 fruits and tucked them in his pocket.
Afterwards, Arnold started to walk for the dungeon.After a while, Arnold reached the dungeon and entered inside doing the Christian crossing in his chest.
As he walked on touching the walls his hand became dusty and sticky for some yellow substances layer.Arnold went deeper and deeper inside the dungeon.Later, he reached a door with a bat logo designed on it.Arnold opened the door and found a sarcophagus in the middle of the room.
Arnold opened the sarcophagus and found a vampirina lying inside it.Eyah..!! You lucky bastard! only encountering cute girls Arnold's inner mind screamed out.Arnold tried to touch her with his hands but she opened her eyes and looked at him.Arnold backed a bit and started mumbling," I'm sorry I wasn't trying to harm you I was just trying to see if you were alive or not by touching you".
The vampirina sat on the coffin and looking at Arnold told,"I know you didn't mean harm but what are you doing so deep inside the dungeon?".I came here searching for the bling-bling blue Swallowtail for the women I love. Arnold's face became all red as he told the vampirina he loves the princess as his woman.
"Oh! I see!, Did you mate with her?".No,I'm still as pure as the driven snow,why did you ask?. Do you want some help from me I'm on my period though but big sister will help you either way". You're on your period but how? you just woke up from your god damn slumber right now!."I know don't mind the details just tell me if your down to do it or not".No, I don't wanna be a Hotdog Ketchup Bun.
"Well, that's unfortunate I was hoping to loosen up a bit after waking up,Tsk! that's why I hate virgins".Tears were falling from Arnold's eyes creating a rillet throughout his visage because he rejected an invitation of graduation from virginity."Don't cry I'll help you find the bling-bling blue Swallowtail",said the vampirina standing outside of the casket.
"I'm not crying because of the blue Swallowtail",said Arnold rubbing off the tears from his phiz."You're quite an enigma".I know but you'll get to know me better little by little.
"Whatever,give me blood now and I'll give you the bling-bling blue Swallowtail".Blood! What?!, Did I hear wrong?."You heard it right I need blood to rebound my energy".
"Ok, go on", saying this Arnold went closer to the vampirina.The vampirina bit on Arnold's hand and started to suck out his blood.After a while, the vampirina put the kibosh on bloodsucking and told Arnold that her name is "Sredula".
"That's a noteworthy name demonstrating your lustfull beauty big sister Sredula",speaked out Arnold slowly as he was tired."Rest for some time after that, I'll give you what you desire"
20 minutes passed
Arnold rested long enough and was full of pep."The tiny bird on your shoulder is it your blood pact?".Yes, it is."I formed a blood pact with you as I drank your blood".Ok, I understand but you should have told me first."Aren't you happy that a virgin like you got an elegant lady vampire like me as your blood pact?".I'm happy but please don't hurt me like that."Ok,I'm sorry".
Now, where is the blue Swallowtail?."Take some blood of Impundulu and give it to me"."How did that lady figure out that I'm a monster?,asked Impundulu in the ear of Arnold.I also don't know."Well if you're thinking about how I figured it out it's simple I'm as old as dinosaurs".
Arnold took a few drops of blood from Impundulu's body and gave them to Sredula.Later, she performed a ritual and the blood formed together and turned into a blue Swallowtail.The blue Swallowtail sat on Sredula's finger.Arnold took it in his hand.The blue Swallowtail pinched one of his fingers and started to drink blood.
Aaah!!! screamed Arnold as one of his finger got a hole because of the Swallowtail."It will stop after drinking a bit of your blood"."Ok,I understand but why is it hurting as it's drinking my blood?",said Arnold while gritting his teeth because of the pain.
After a while, the blue Swallowtail stopped and became an ornament that shone dazzlingly as bright as the sun."Now that you've acquired the bling-bling blue Swallowtail it's time to leave the dungeon".
Arnold left the dungeon and Sredula took the shape of a ring on his left hand's finger.Arnold was jumping while walking out of happiness and started blowing whistles to express it as he stepped out of the dungeon.The princess was standing at the same place.Arnold went behind her silently."I know you're there",said the princess while gently caressing her hair.
Arnold then gave the bling-bling blue Swallowtail ornament to the princess.The princess took it in her hands and raised it higher where a ray of sunlight was falling on the ground nourishing the small plants.The ornament started showing black colour.
"It seems it's not fake,I guess I'll give you a chance for your effort",said the princess with a benign smile on her face following the redness of her fluffy cheeks.Arnold kinda blushed and looked away while the princess left.