French Letter
"What?, you figured out about the thing you're going to invent thanks to last nights feast",said General Luka being flabbergasted.Yes,that's right."What exactly is that your going to make can you tell me in detail".I'm sorry but it's confidential wait for it till I show it to you firsthand."Okay,I'll wait for it if you say so".
Arnold left the fort alone since Militis and Sirelt were yet asleep like a baby.Arnold started researching for trees like rubber trees in this world to get the main ingredient latex to make the peel of every man's little brother's pal.
After all, as a man of culture, Arnold felt the need of extra thickness and length for his fellow man to gratify their women with a display of owning a 6-7 inch cucumber even if it's bogus.
Arnold believed in cloaking the joker before you poke her.
Arnold first asked farmers about it but they said they have never seen any trees like that.He then went to the merchants guild to check if they know about the tree.The answer of the merchants was unfortunately no as they never needed to provide such materials not even once in their life. Being disheartened Arnold started to walk beside a cerulean lake bordered by tall trees.On the other side of the lake, there was a forest which was quite visible from Arnold's stance.
Arnold decided to check the trees of the forest in hope of finding trees similar to rubber trees.There was only one way to go inside the forest and it was by swimming from the side he was standing on.
Arnold swam and reached the forest side of the lake.His clothes were wet but he didn't give it much thought as he was busy finding the rubber trees alike.
As Arnold kept on checking the trees one by one a sudden voice was heard of a beast most probably.Arnold went there to check and found a unisus.Arnold wasn't expecting to see a unicorn but he moved towards it silently and noticed it was screaming in agony as it's left-wing was wounded.
There was one thing strange about the unisus and it was it's colour being as black as the dildo of Lexington Steele instead of being white.
Arnold approached the unipeg and touched it with his hand gently in a manner of caressing the manes of the neck.
Later Arnold started to take a better look at unisus to identify whether it's a male or female but Arnold was bamboozled since there was no trace specifying that it's a male or female.
Arnold thought on his mind unisex should be the name of the unisus which is having a gender crisis of not being a male or female.
Arnold formed a beast pact with the unicorn and it got healed for entering the pact.Being done with the problem of unicorn he embarked once again on the search for the tress containing the Latex substance.
After evaluating several trees Arnold didn't find any trees identical to the rubber trees.Arnold didn't give up,he had hope that he's going to find it soon.The Unisus became small and followed Arnold to the other side of the forest swimming side by side.
Arnold returned to the fort as it was almost nighttime.The unisus was kept in the horse artillery.
The next morning there was a scream of a woman was heard.The scream woke up Arnold from his sleep and he went to check the reason for such loud screaming.As he walked on the sound started to become louder.Arnold was walking while yawning that he didn't notice the fact that he arrived at the horse artillery as he followed the scream.
Luckily there was a well in front of the artillery, he first washed his face and later upon searching found the woman lying unconscious.Arnold took the woman to the office of the fort doctor to get her treated.While the doctor was examining the woman Arnold went back to the artillery to check on the unicorn.
The unicorn was not to be found in it's place there was a little rainbow slowly fading away.Arnold went to the lake forest to check but it was not there also.Arnold checked the status of the beast pact and it was still in it's place.Arnold tilted his head and started looking for footprints on the ground however there were no footprints.
Arnold searched for a long time and upon failure, he returned to the fort to let General Luka know about the incident.The woman who lost consciousness was awake and described the reason for fainting after screaming.
According to the woman a strange beast was fighting with a black unicorn in front of the horse artillery which resulted in the unicorn getting hurt, after receiving a large cut on its body the unicorn then flew to the sky and the beast followed afterwards to claim the meats of victory.
Arnold rushed to the throne room of General Luka and explained the situation to him."What?, you formed a beast pact with a unicorn and now it's being chased by some unidentified beast".Yup,that's the case,I need some of your men to help me find it."Take 20 men with you and don't forget to take Militis and Sirelt".Thanks a lot, General Luka, saying this Arnold gathered up a team of 20 men and including Militis and Sirelt it was a squad of 22 people except Arnold himself.
Arnold became an ant and used the skill " Antena Logic".Ants with wings came to pick him up and he commanded them to spread out and send signals if they find the unicorn.Using the skill "Antena Logic",Arnold implemented the looks of the unicorn inside every ant's mind as a short term memory with the right side antenna.
The 20 men team,Militis and Sirelt were spread out by Arnold before he transformed into an ant.As the search continued Arnold received a transmission from a ground ant that identified the unicorn in the sky.Arnold commanded all the ants to gather at that location.The Unisus was flying in the sky 5 kilometres away from the Anteria Region.
After reaching the spot Arnold identified the monster which was after the unisus, it was the infamous "Mystic wolf".The wolf was enormous and had sharp claws which the wolf was using while jumping repeatedly to strike down the unisus from the sky.
Arnold as an ant landed on it's body and bit on it's skin.The wolf was too big so it would take long for the poison to work.Arnold started to think of other ways.Arnold was not willing to take help from Impundulu or Sredula, he wanted to be stronger,he wanted to gain strength to face bigger enemies in future.
Arnold couldn't think of any way of taking it down so he decided to bite on it's skin as many times as possible.After biting it 30 times Arnold started to feel exhausted.His transformation got undone as he fainted.
After a while Arnold became conscious and found the wolf dead lying on the ground.A screen was in front of him with a message saying
[Congratulations]
[Evolution to Carpenter Ant is complete]
[You can now identify different trees and medicinal herbs]
[New skill obtained:Woodpecker]
[Detail:Let's the user to cut through any types of trees skins and grants sharp mandibles for 5 minutes]
Arnold was thrilled to see that he defeated the mystic wolf without anyone's aid.The unisus came down and tilted its head to be petted by Arnold.There were trees nearby and the claws of Fenrir cut a few of them.Among all tress Arnold found one leaking the substance Latex.Arnold finally found the trees he was searching for.He created a wooden Pitcher by carving raw tree materials with his ability woodpecker.
The soldiers which were given by General Luka reached the destination along with Militis and Sirelt.Arnold told two of the soldiers to stay and accumulate the rubber-like substance for his new invention.
Later that day, the two soldiers returned with the Pitcher full of rubber substance.After receiving the material Arnold toiled day and night and at last he did it, the invention of French letter,in his mind melodious music was heard by him after the invention.
Now all that's left was creating a perfect slogan to attract people to buy his French letter.
After cracking his brains he finally came up with two slogans.
1st:We know yours isn't big so get new drills.
2nd:Don't think it's just for show you need to grow.
After the launch of his product at first few people purchased it and the next three days the number kept on increasing because of the natural habit of women's.
A man came and started to argue why such products is being sold,the man labelled the product as a man's disgrace.Arnold handled the situation with clear mind.The man was told to stop but he kept on with his revolt.Arnold talked with him and he claimed his banana boy was naturally big.
Arnold just said,You say yours is big but your not Jhonny Sins.The man didn't have the slightest idea about the man Arnold was talking about.Arnold then shouted in front of the crowd, this man dosen't know jhonny sins how can you believe him?.
People of the crowd didn't also know who Jhonny sins was but they followed Arnold's flow and started saying this man is a fake, he dosen't know Jhonny Sins, in reality none of the crowd also didn't have any idea who Jhonny Sins was.After getting cornered by the people of the crowd the man ran away crying uttering,"I just wanted to find someone gay like me".