Damn I really am in MHA

Koze-ts. Damn God really just left me on voice mail. It Izz what it izz but anyway I rlly need to find out where I am -

Proceeding to get out of his bed in the orphanage he puts his clothes that he finds in the closet beside him he walks down the stairs but he struggles but makes it eventually

He has made it to the main floor.

Koze- damn I know im ina five year old body but damn them stairs felt like mountains-

He proceeds to see a couple talking to the owner of the orphanage about you

Koze- I guess I did ask God to be born in a middle class family but it would be a bit troublesome for a five Yr old to be born out of nowhere at least-

Random caretaker : koze you are very fortunate your getting adopted by a financially stable family today so be on your best behaviour and pack your stuff.

Koze "so that's what God set me up for well it's way easier to not actually act like I love them because they definitely cant replace my old family damn I rlly do miss them"

Koze proceeds to get all of his essentials and comes downstairs again

Jason : you must be the little lad ill be adopting I look forward to our father son relationship in these following years.

Yuuki : kawaii he's so cute and adorable look at his little tubby little legs when he walks don't worry as your mom ill make you'll eat delicious food and grow into a handsome man like your father

Koze- hold tf did this woman call me fat ill eat your mf ass bro come to the streets and damn my 'dad' is tall and black more darkskin then my old best friend jj-

After leaving the orphanage he realising the outside of the orphanage he realises he is in England.

Koze- are u serious I have to make a lot of money if I wanna make it to Japan and buy a house the including imagration taxes sh**-

Koze "mom and dad where are we going now?"

M & J " wait did he just call us mom and dad..... YAAAAAAAY!"

Koze" is something wrong do you not want me to call you mom and dad? "

M&J" no no no it's just that because we can't have any baby's we're just so happy that some one actually called us mom and dad so thank you son"

Koze- they seem like good people so I guess I can relax a bit I must always be serious-

Koze "mom and dad what do you do for work?"

M&J "your dad is a martial artist on the national level but he's going to break into the grandmaster realm soon and your Mom is a pyschisian and a biologist one of the best in the world".

Koze- that's good I guess they'll be quite resourceful and useful in my training and future my mum could possibly church if my bones crumble every time I use quake-

It was a long journey home and thankfully a peaceful one at that.