Bad Sanses

It was just another….day?…in my empty Universe. Not really much to do.

So I decided to pay Error a Visit

*I'm sure he would be "super" excited to see me*

I laugtet a bit in my head and walked outside. Instead of teleporting to another AU, I just thought of teleporting to Error.

And not to soon after that I found myself in some sort of….castle?

I decided to look around.

After some walking I found two Sanses in a room, both somewhat resembled Classic, just the one had black stuff flowing out his eyes and the other one had his hood over his head and one eye was red.

Even tough they didn't really look friendly, I decided to approach them, it couldn't possibly get worse than the encounter with Error.

Fresh (Mike): „hey broskies, watcha doing?"

Both looked at me and immediately entered fighting positions…..great.

???: „who the hell are you?"

Fresh (Mike): „wow calm down bro, I'm just visiting an…friend, oh and call me Fresh!"

They seem to relax a bit, But nonetheless were still sceptical.

???: „I'm killer, and this is dust"

Said the one with the black stuff flowing out his eyes.

Fresh (Mike): „alrighty bros, you know where Error is?"

They both looked at me

Dust: „ha! Why do you want to see error? Do you have a death wish?"

Fresh: „just tell me where he is"

Killer: „I don't think you understand where you are!"

Killer suddenly had a knife in his hand and dust summoned some bones.

Dust: „HAHA, let's welcome him Killer"

They both attacked me, I just dodged.

Fresh: „woa calm down bro"

Killer: „don't call us that!"

He threw some knives at me that I easily dodged, suddenly a gaster blaster appeared and was shot at me.

*This is going worse than I expected, oh well*

I dodged all of their attacks with ease, they were definitely weaker than Error.

Our fight, or more their attacks, lasted a bit until another Sans entered the room, he was completely covered in black goop and had four tentacles coming out his back.

Killer: „Boss! There is this weird guy in here"

Dust: „Ha now you're done, Nightmare will destroy you!"

*so the goopy guy was nightmare?*

Nightmare: „what in the….GOD FLIPPIN HECK!"

Everything stopped and dust and killer looked at nightmare

Nightmare: „what the….why can't I curse?!"

Fresh: „yo bro, no cursing in my presence"

He looked at me and two of his tentacles shot at me, which I also dodged

Nightmare: „you little…!"

Nightmare attacked me and the other two just watched, after some time I had enough.

Fresh: „alright bro, that's enough"

I dodged his attack and shot a blaster at him, since I only dodged and never attacked before he didn't expect it and was directly hit

Nightmare: „oh you little!"

He was still standing, but visibly weakened.

*Are my blasters really that strong?*

Nightmare: „ERROR! COME HERE IMMEDIATELY!"

*Oh so error is here?*

After he screamed his name, error also came into the room

Error: „wh@t is ís Nightmær? Yõu know you'rê not my boss!"

*He didn't seem to have noticed me*

Nightmare: „I know, just can you take care of this pest!"

Error: „whø…?"

He looked up, and I just smiled at him and waved

Error: „oh Heçk nø! I'm not gøîng near that pârãśite!"

*this little, is he going to blow my cover?*

I teleported next to error and laid my arm around his neck

Fresh: „Error, bro, I thought I visit you. How are you?"

He looked at me a bit….scared?

Error: „don't toùch mê"

Fresh: „oh come on, bro, aren't we friends?"

Error's eye twitched, but he didn't said anything and just growled.

Nightmare and the other just looked at us rather confused

Error: „whãt are yøu løòcking at? I can't délête him or evén harm him, sø what do yøu expeçt me to do?"

He said to the others and took a few steps away from me

Error: „just īgñore him, we can't dø anythíñg about it!"

Nightmare didn't seem so pleased with that answer, but shrugged it off and left. The other two also left, leaving me and Error in the room.

Error: „so why ãre yøu rèally here?"

Fresh: „well bro, I didn't lie when I said I wanted to visit you. Oh and I meet Ink the other day, he didn't seem to like you"

Error: „of cõursd he doesn't liké me, he's thê creator, añd I'm the déstrøyer of AUs!"

Even tough he kept his distance, I was quite surprised that we had some sort of conversation.

After some time Error went to his void and I stayed at the castle annoying some other Sanses since they couldn't really do anything about it.