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Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

TheLastMan · Fantasy
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The Elf Queen

The elf queen wore a loose and silky dress that clung to her skin in enticing places. Her dress also showed a fair amount of cleavage, and she has relatively large breasts, compared to the other elves I've seen.

She wore an ornate robe over her dress, and she had a crown circlet on her head. Her hair is a pale blonde and her eyes are a bright blue.

"Greetings." said the queen as she stood. "I am the elf queen Sera."

"Greetings, your majesty." I replied. "My name is Titus."

"I must say, it is refreshing to have a visitor who is familiar with our customs and shows us the proper respect."

I don't know what she's talking about, so I look to Lily and Iris for a hint, but the two of them are just standing there looking bored. This seems to be going well, at least.

"It has been a while since we received a visit from the fairies." Sera continued. "Thank you so much for coming."

"We're just here because Titus wanted to come." replied Lily, still looking bored.

Sera looked a little annoyed at this, but she maintained her cordial smile.

"Well, I'm happy to see you, all the same."

There was an awkward pause because the fairies did not reply.

"Anyway, Titus, you must have heard about our predicament." Sera continued. "And, I assume you have come to me to negotiate terms. What are your requests?"

I definitely haven't heard about their predicament, but I'm not sure it's a good idea to ask. Also, this seems like a good opportunity to ask for the things I came here for.

"I was hoping I could live here." I said, even though I'm not sure I want to anymore.

""Here?"" said both Lily and Sera.

The fairies, queen Sera, and the two elf escorts all look surprised. I think Lily and Iris probably wanted me to live with the fairies, but I don't know why the elves are surprised. I think living with the fairies would be kind of nice, but they don't seem to have some things I need. The elves, on the other hand, definitely have what I need: clothing and a normal diet.

"I was also hoping you would give me something to wear." I said, scratching my head.

"Something to wear?" said Sera, raising her hand to her forehead.

Sera crossed her arms and paced back and forth for a moment, then she said "Hmph, I understand" before turning back toward me.

"It is rather presumptuous of you, but we will consider your request," said Sera. "Until we decide, you may stay as our guests. Daphne, please show them to our guest rooms."

"Yes, your majesty." replied Daphne, one of the elves who escorted us. "Please follow me."

We followed Daphne out of the throne room and through one of the doors leading to the building's wings.

"We only need one room," said Lily. "With a big bed, please."

Daphne looked shocked. Her mouth hung open and her eyes darted between the three of us. I averted my eyes out of embarrassment. Then, she silently composed herself, and led us up some stairs to a room.