Consultation 6.

Consultation 6.

"Greetings God, I would like to know how I can have my husband's twin sister for myself? She keeps refusing me."

Fuck if I know, "Drug her and make her star in a homemade low budget Bukakke style porno. Blackmail her with the recording and tell her you will reveal the tape to her family if she doesn't comply with your demands. With that dirt on her, force her into repeatedly performing whatever fucked up degenerate acts you have in mind over and over again until all that remains is a broken soulless doll, a slave to her lust. Turn her into a nymphomaniac like this and she will be yours in no time."

"..."

"Just to be clear, this is exactly what you shouldn't do."

"What I shouldn't do? But it's ingenious. My friends weren't joking when they said you had an answer for just about anything. I wish I knew about you sooner."

"There are other options you know. They're much more normal. Don't you think you should maybe reconsider and think of an alternative solution? I just threw out the first thing that came to mind."

"There is no need. You have already given me the perfect plan. What else would I need to consider?"

"Haaaah. Whatever, do what you want. I don't even care anymore. At least you're better than the crazy fetus chick I had recently. Ah, ehem, please forget you heard me say that. Client confidentiality, I have to maintain that bullshit after all."

"Thank you for your guidance god."

"Whatever, scram."