Troubles at school 2
(Shirou's pov)
The three of us started to go in the direction of principal office but the moment we saw one of the students Truck-chan stopped us.
Truck-chan: "Wait, we can't let them see us."
Shirou: "Why?"
Truck-chan: "ROB can see everything they do so if they spot us so did he."
Shirou: "I thought that most of his abilities are sealed, besides his mind reading."
Truck-chan: "It's only partially true. ROB doesn't have mind reading at the moment. The only ability he have access to is the power of his eyes. Thanks to them he can predict what you think tkanks to his huge observation power."
I placed a hand on my face.
Shirou: "Does everyone in your family needs to lie to, troll or confuse me?"
She put a hand on her chin to think about it.
Truck-chan: "My brother problem wouldn't do it. He is very serious about almost everything."
I don't want to know anything about he family. If her mother is anything like her and from what I hears she is even worse then I don't want to meet her.
Shirou: "By the way, please don't tell me that ROB has sharingan."
Truck-chan: "No, no, no. I mean he could have them if he wanted but he said that they are to cliche, his words not mine. He is also a lot more comfortable with the eyes he uses at the moment."
Shirou: "Can you tell me at least what kind of eyes he possess?"
Truck-chan: "Weell, they are blue."
Shirou: "So you can't tell anything."
Truck-chan: "Sorry, mum's rules."
Shirou: "Figures."
We then resumed our journey the principal.
(Rin's pov)
Together with Emiya-kun and new acquaintances Toyota-san we went in the direction of principal office.
During our short walk Shirou and Toyota-san talked about some strange things about ROB-sensei. What I understood from their conversation is that's it's ROB-sensei's fault and his powers and we need to meet principal because he loves... asses a lot? Yep, I'm dreaming. There's no way it's happening for real.
I mean yesterday I dreamed about me and Emiya-kun being married and having two children but this dream is more... bizarre. Well, we'll see what's going to happen.
And if it's a dream why is Shirou more aggressive than in reality. Does my subconscious try to tell me something? If yes then what is it? Trying to think of a reason my cheeks started to redden.
No Rin, you are not a pervert. It's the fault of these magazines that you read hoping to learn something useful. It's not your fault.
(Shirou's pov)
We arrived at the principal office and I knocked.
???: "Password."
The girls looked confused but I was calm as I knew what I needed to say.
Shirou: "Ass, boobs and thighs together to overcome all obstacles."
Silence falls for a few seconds until I hear whispers behind the door.
??? 1: "Shit, it's better than our password. What do we do?"
??? 2: "They didn't say anything about wheels so they shouldn't be on their side at least.
??? 1: "But seriously who came up with Abghs as a password. Combing three words is almost never a good idea.
??? 2: "...It was you."
??? 1: "...And who was an idiot who agreed with me. You should know to no trust me with names. My dog was named Adolf for God's sake!"
??? 2: "It doesn't sound so bad."
??? 1: "It's German Shepherd."
??? 2: "..."
??? 1: "..."
??? 2: "...You should not be allowed to name anything."
??? 1: "I know... Are we forgetting something?"
??? 2: "Don't change topic now, you need to change your dog's name."
??? 1: "Don't worry about it. We already changed it. His new name is Mr.Whisker."
??? 2: "...You need help."
??? 1: "I tried going to church at some point but they chased me away after I said that their God is dead."
??? 2: "...Why would you say that?"
??? 1: "Because it's true."
??? 2: "...You need Jesus."
??? 1: "He is also dead."
??? 2: "...Why am I friends with you?"
??? 1: "Because you don't have more friends ro hang out with because you are alone in feet faction but nobody knows that besides me because you are scared that you'll be even more alone than you already are."
??? 2: "...Can you not be so blunt about it."
??? 1: "My therapist said the same thing."
??? 2: "You go to therapy?"
??? 1: "I used to."
??? 2: "What happened?"
??? 1: "Now he goes to therapy and doesn't have time for my sessions."
??? 2: "...I don't want to know what happend. Wait, why are we next to the door."
??? 3: "Did you two checked who knocked?"
??? 2: "...Shit."
??? 1: "Ok, but can I do it in the toilet?"
??? 2: "...I don't want to talk to you anymore."
And so the door opened.
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Shirou: "Take us to your leader."
I said with a serious face.
They all looked at me strangely besides one of the guys who let us in.
??? 1: "I understood this reference."
Shirou: "You do?"
??? 1: "No, but I felt sorry for you."
Shirou: "Just take us to the principal."
??? 1: "Aye, aye."
The guy did a salute while the other shook his head with a his face covered by his hand.
??? 2: "Who are these two beauties wit you by the way. Ate they... in one of the factions?"
Shirou: "This one..."
I pointed at Rin.
Shirou: "...is my girlfriend and the other one is a stalker."
Truck-chan: "Hey, don't call me stalker."
Shirou: "Are you not?"
Truck-chan: "I am but I don't like that you call me that."
Shirou: "I don't want to talk to you anymore."
At these words the other boy who let us in grabbed my shoulder with teary eyes.
??? 2: "Comrade."
It got weird quickly.
(A/N Am I writing Fate fanfic at this point. I think I'll do 1-2 more chapter of this arc before I move on.
Some of you may wonder why did I even begin this arc and to answer your question it's to try something new.
I wanted to test my limits, Sasu- wrong fanfic.
To be honest I just wanted to write more of principal and he didn't even appear yet :p.)