Well that was Unexpected

We were sleeping calmly while enjoying the warmth of each other's bodies.

We were brought out of our dream world by the annoying sound of the doorbell.

"Motherfucker!!!!", we both said simultaneously, Van was angry because it was the first time in several months that she slept peacefully, without any worries or tension, I was angry as I hate when disturbed during my nap time.

Due to anger, she turned into her monstrous form, which I noted to make it look more appealing and humane after I deal with the unwanted.

"Calm down lady, I don't want 10 stars wanted level as a first thing in the morning", I joked to calm her down.

"What?", she didn't understand the reference to my all-time favorite game in my previous life.

I shook my head and got up from the bed groggily and strode towards the door.

The doorbell started to ring continuously which made me angry, as I shouted, "Wait you sorry excuse for a huuummman beinnngg, yuck!!, it feels weird in my mouth".

"Your father must have facepalmed like the Chinese novels when you were born, he must have thought that it would have been a lot better if he just masturbated the night when he impregnated your mother with you, and let you flow in a place where you belong i.e. sewers". I shouted in one breath due to my anger.

I opened the door with a jerk and broke the lock in the process, I saw a handsome man in his mid-twenties wearing a black tuxedo and a lady of a similar age, wearing an office suit standing behind him. They both were awkward due to my previous insults, I could sense slight anger from the man in a tuxedo, but before he could say anything the lady in an office suit came in front of him and introduced herself.

"My name is Chloe Decker and I am a detective at NYPD, we would like to discuss a complaint about gunfire last night".

As I was about to reply to her, the man in the tuxedo came forwards and spoke his unwanted introduction.

"My name is Lucifer Morningstar aka The Devil, ruler of hell, currently the ruler of a bar and an assistant to Mrs. Decker", as he introduced himself he came closer, and while directly looking into my eyes he asked in a mysterious voice, "Now Mr...", and he looked towards the detective, she shook her head and replied in a defeated tone, "Wade Wilson".

He adjusted his blazer and asked again, "Now Mr. Wade, what is it that you desire?", I knew the drill, Lucifer's powers couldn't work on me but I decided to exact my revenge on them for disturbing our sleep.

"I want Chloe Decker's Pussy", I said in a monotonic voice, suddenly I felt a shiver down my spine and it was not coming from the front but from behind.

They both coughed at the same time due to my answer as I looked back towards my room with fear.

I saw two elongated yellow eyes glowing in the dark and sharp monster teeth smiling at me, this site could have been the nail in the coffin for heart patients.

I was not afraid of the Devil in front of me, as he was friendly and selfish just as I had seen in the series, but was fearful of what might happen if I return to my room.

The second reason for not being afraid was that I was a simple man with a simple wish to be able to leave the ward of the hospital and enjoy the life outside, able to go to different places, eat different dishes, have a girlfriend, and maybe marry her in future, in my previous life.

I was given a second chance so I would enjoy my life, and grow stronger at a steady pace, I had no fear of death as I had already died once.

I would not go to Lv 100 boss castle while being Lv 1 noob, it would be suicide.

I was not the one who want to break the clutches of destiny and be free, as many protagonists of the novels that I read. Everyone had a different meaning of freedom, my meaning was to live my life to the fullest without any fear.

I understood that this world was not just MCU but DC too by this confrontation, and if we go by the Bible then Lucifer's father must be One-above-All or simply The God, The Creator of the entire multiverse.

As I was thinking, I was simultaneously talking to the detective and the devil.

I asked them to come in and have a coffee, as I just got up from sleep and would not be able to reply properly.

This was not to be friends with the devil but to cool the angry Van, as she would do nothing in their presence and would hear my explanation.