Bungle In The Jungle

Arsh and Rena were on the move now. They had to find a place to stay soon, but before that, they had to find something to eat.

They had to pass by a forest to reach the next town. A forest has many resources and is always abundant with food products.

"Should we stop by and rest a bit?" Arsh said, stopping the horse. His face was clearly depicting that he had some ulterior motives.

Rena jumped down the horse and replied, "We can find some food here too. The forest is abundant with food."

Arsh nodded, jumped down the horse and tied it to a tree before saying, "Okay, let's go. I have yet to taste…" Rena moved ahead of him, making his eyes fall on her ass. "…some products of this world," He continued with a lecherous face.

They walked into the forest in search of something to eat.

"Beware of wild animals," Rena warned while walking ahead.

Arsh was not afraid of wild animals when he himself was the wildest there.

"I have heard there are wild gorillas in this forest and they don't like men, according to some legends," Rena continued.

Arsh found it weird. Why gorillas won't like men? Were those gorillas sexist?

"And why do you think so?" He asked to know if there was a reason behind these legends.

"Many men have disappeared in these woods," She answered, making chills run down Arsh's spine. "Also, there are bears in this forest who are rumoured to be quite intelligent than other animals. Some people say that they could even talk."

He smiled awkwardly and said, "Why don't we get out of here and search for food in the nearby town?"

Rena turned to him with a smug face and said, "What happened? Are you scared?"

"Ah… Scared? Me? What are you talking about?" He tried to act confident with his chest held high, but his forehead was still sweating.

"Don't worry. I will protect you," She said. Arsh was impressed by how quick the changes in her facial expressions were. She just had a smug face and suddenly her smile turned into a kind and innocent one.

"Who does she think she is? She will protect me? Wasn't I the one who saved her from that giant animal?" He thought while walking behind her.

After walking for a few minutes, they saw a huge tree that had weird shaped fruits at the top.

"Those fruits are called monster dicks," Rena said, looking up at the top of the tree. "They are really tasty."

He was staring at her and the fruits with his eyebrow raised. Before he could think of anything, Rena started climbing up the tree like a monkey and reached the top in no time.

"What is she? Is she a monkey?" He muttered while looking at her plucking and dropping the fruits. He thought that it would take her time to get down from there, so he should just take a look around and search for something else to eat.

As soon as he turned, he got stunned when he saw that a gorilla was standing in front of him. His legs were unable to move.

The gorilla was staring right into his eyes and he was getting more and more frightened.

The gorilla put its hands on his shoulders. He prayed the last prayers of his life. He was damn sure that they were his moments.

The gorilla moved its face closer to his, making his eyes closed in fear. His heart was beating too fast. It moved even closer…

Suddenly, a smooching sound was heard. Yes, the gorilla did a lip lock with him. It was better for him to die by its hands, he won't have to taste a gorilla.

He wanted to scream but couldn't. The gorilla lifted him up on its shoulders and carried him away. He was trying to struggle but all of it was in vain.

"You filthy animal, leave me!" He was shouting, but it could not understand a word.

It took him into the bushes and made him sit on the ground padded with grass and leaves. It wrapped its arms around his shoulders and started giving pecks on his cheek.

He wanted to cry, but couldn't. He was hoping that someone should come and save him.

"Oh God, where did this creature come from?" He muttered. To think that his first kiss after coming into this world would be with a gorilla, it was making him regret his decision to choose this world over hell. The hell would have been better.

While he was thinking, suddenly something poked near his ass. He got startled, his eyes got widened and he started sweating badly. He didn't have supernatural abilities but for some reason, he already knew what poked him.

He was hoping that it shouldn't turn out to be the thing he was thinking about. He didn't want to turn but somehow he did.

Yes, it was the thing he thought of. He stood up and took a run. The gorilla followed him at its full speed.

"You filthy animal, stop following me! Don't you have a female gorilla in this forest?" He shouted while running.

He somehow tricked the gorilla by hiding behind the bushes. It went ahead with full speed and missed him.

He sighed in relief and turned. "Thank God… It went away." His relief didn't stay for long as he saw a bear coming his way. His balls got dried in fear. He knew he couldn't outrun it, so he had to think of something else.

He had heard a tale in his childhood that bears don't eat dead animals. If you stop your breathing, just lie down on the ground and play dead, the bear would go away thinking that you are a dead animal.

He did the same. He lied on the ground and played dead. He was confident that the bear would go away after sniffing him.

The bear came closer and started sniffing him. After a few seconds of sniffing his body, it moved its mouth closer to his right ear.

"Do you think I am an idiot?"

Arsh couldn't believe that the bear spoke. So, the legends were all true which Rena talked about. He started regretting his decision of stopping in the forest.

"Do you think I haven't heard about this stuff? Do you think we bears are brainless?"

Arsh was now sure that it was his last moment. He was about to die again, but he still was playing dead hoping that bear would leave him for his fabulous acting.

"You are lucky that I just had breakfast. Run bitch, before I change my mind…" The bear spoke. "I will turn my head for a few seconds, I don't want to see you here after that."

As soon as the bear turned its head, he stood up and took a sprint at his full pace. He never had run this fast in his life.

He was continuously thinking about what kind of animals were they? They weren't the creatures he knew of. He was just lucky that he was still alive.

After a while, Rena and Arsh left the forest with a bunch of monster dicks. Rena asked him where he was but he didn't answer and just told her that he was roaming around.

They had to reach the town before dusk or they would have to spend the night under the sky again.

Meanwhile, the bandits were searching for Arsh in the whole cock town. They turned the whole town upside-down just to search him.

"Don't worry, Baldy. We will find him," Afro said to Baldy while moving on the horse.