Prologue, Introduction

have you ever had a dream so vivid you wonder if it isn't a dream but reality? A dream that encompasses months? That makes you wonder if reality as you knew it was the dream all along? Then you can understand what I've been going through.

It's been 6 months since I woke up in this crazy anime version of Earth... I'm still not sure if I'm just dreaming. As more time passes however, I begin to wonder if it even matters. After all, even if I'm dreaming, are the things I felt and the lessons I've learned any less real simply because they were experienced in a dream? I I don't know but I guess I've begun to sympathize with Kirito and Asuna.

But I'm getting ahead of myself here. If I'm going to do this 4th wall breaking narrator thing, I should at least do it right- don't you agree Deadpool sensei?

So anyways here goes:

It was a Friday like any other, boring and soul numbingly routine. iZombie my way through yet another day of my dead end menial labor job and rushed home to binge-watch the newly released season 4 of Seven Deadly Sins; and play a little Skyrim and Minecraft maybe. so I've been watched the whole new season before playing in Skyrim for a while (that is to say, until I broke my PS3 controller over getting one punch by Alduin when I was a level 60 orc warrior) after which I played Minecraft. By the time I went to bed the sun had long been up.

I barely remember falling into bed. What I do remember is that all of this started the moment my head touched my pillow. That was the moment normal disappeared and this whole bizarre thing began.