Shopping disorder

After a while the old mens argument just turned into random complaints about things...

Is this what happens when you get old?

Don't these guys have somewhere to be?

It took them a while three hours to finally run out of things to complain about

And that's when they STOOD UP!!!

The animals that were around them quickly jump off and some leave but some stay at their feet or stare from a distance

But Dear god you don't know how surprising that was when I saw them actually stand

I just thought they would somehow never move from that spot

I stare dazed for a moment the prance over and follow them from a distance

1 hour later....

THEY MUST HAVE A FUCKING SHOPPING DISORDER!?!?!?!?

They aren't normal!

They went from store to store buying so much stuff just to go to the next store and buy even more!

I think at some point they even asked one of the shop owners if they could buy the store from them

Their spending is making me feel financial pain even though I'm not even the one buying anything

Maybe these old men are secretly teenage girls with to much money on their hands?

Let's see

Do they...

- Overly Complain

Check

- Insult their own friends

Check

- Spending problem

Check

- Major gossips

Check

- Have pointless conversations

Check

This must be it they are clearly teenagers disguised as cranky, slow, crude, strange, shopping addicted, old men!

No other explanation

Case closed!.....

....It took until the moon was in the sky for them to finally stop shopping

Only after I watch the funny scene of the old men walking away into the distance while shaking their old hips back and forth with a small portion of their their shopping items in hand do I decide to go back to that crappy inn and see what everyone's doing

We should be hitting the road again tomorrow so might as well sleep

After a few minutes I managed to find my way to the inn but instead of finding sleeping guys and a kid I see all of them playing some game like poker or something with the little kid and hunter while dinking together

I don't think that's what anyone back where I come from would ever call that good parenting but I guess it could be worse...

I just jump on the cleanest looking bed and watch as they laugh and drink and play the game looking like ridiculous fools... but definitely happy fools

I don't know when I go to sleep but at some point I do

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I wake up to an even stranger sight then when I went to sleep

The little kid is hung up on the wall by who knows what

And all the knights have officially lost all the respect I had for them at least half of them are hugging something, The items that are being hugged in question very from nearly falling apart chairs to each other

And some even have stuff written on their faces

Hunters the only one sleeping on an actual DAMN BED!?!?

Dear god...

I was expecting to wake up to people ready to go back on the road but instead I see everyone including a no older then FIVE YEAR BOY still asleep and probably gonna wake up with hangovers

For some reason I felt sad , although I had no reason to be cause it is a funny scene I don't know

I sigh and decided to clean up a bit of their mess before they wake up

I wonder if those old men are still where they were yesterday that could be entertaining until these fools wake up

After considering I decided that instead I could go back to the woods for a bit to finally get some well needed PEACE AND QUIET