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Redacted Retardism

Lol, Imagine making a novel about your school life. Couldn't be me.. Wait-

Radolf_Ratler · Realistic
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Volume.1 "You need paper?"

-----[POV: The Fat Rat Himself, The Author.]-----

Dang, first day of school huh..?

What time is it. -I say while grabbing my phone

He takes a glimpse at his device and sees that it's 7:30

.

..

...Isn't school at 6:30?

"5 more minutes of bed couldn't hurt"

I said, it would be fine I said.

Suddenly, I hear a distant voice

"birds are singing, flowers are blooming

days like these, teens like you, should be going to school." -Megahighpainia theme-

You encountered an angry mother

[ 10000DMG ] [ ∞HP ] [ DESC: Blud is Dead]

As I learn my lesson through a tough beating with a lot of my mom's equivalent of Garp's Love Punches, I ride a Motorcycle with my dad to the front of my school, as he dropped me off at the entrance, I saw the school, and as I gazed upon it.

I could only see hell and immense torment.

once I got to the classroom it was already the 2nd subject. Why you ask? Well, remember I woke up Early. fyi(Early to me was [Late] to normal people.)

For our 2nd subject the first task handed out to us was to introduce ourselves in a summary using paper to write our past experiences at school, our strengths, weaknesses and such.

There was problem I ran into..

"Well Sh¡t." popped up into my head when I i finally noticed that I have no paper to do the summary in.. I stared blankly into the wall in front of me while holding my pen, the guy sitting right next to me looked me straight and dead in the eye and offered me a piece of paper without saying anything, his body language was easily readable.

7:43

I nodded in response and he gave me 2 pieces, he told me one paper because you asked, and another just in case you mess up or need another one later, I gave him a look of respect and whispered thank you, I started writing as fast as I could and tried reaching the time limit but was still late at finishing my summary, I finished at 8:34, right after the start of recess.

8:35

I bought a snack at the cafeteria Near our Classroom, when I arrived back at the classroom after purchasing the food and saw that the guy that helped me was eating alone, I sat back at my seat which was right next to his that I implied a while back, and offered him a piece of the food I just bough. He accepted the offer and continued eating his own food, it was slightly awkward for a moment, but after a few minutes he said Thanks, I was surprised that he'd say that after he was the one that helped me more, after all I just gave him a piece of something cheap that I like stuffing in my mouth. Wait- let me rephrase that.

That I like consuming. Much better.

anyways, at that moment, 8:42 I gained my very first Ally/Friend in this current year.

9:00 nothing special happened here, aside from me falling flat on my face when I entered the classroom again.

9:30 - 15:30 Nothing and I mean nothing that was really needed to be spoken happened in these time periods, and so I'll just skip this day.

The next day my seat was switched, And I was now farther from my first Ally. Another predicament, ofcourse. More suffering was needed for a trash human being like me.

Dang, Kind of nostalgic.

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