Goddess Chang'e: Brother Xiaobei! I know you're hiding the truth to protect me… But today is the Qixi Festival. I think it's time for us to be open about it!
Sheng Gongpao: Open up about what?
Zhu Bajie: Open up about what?
Everyone: Open up about what???
"Open up about what?" Chen Xiaobei stared at the screen, confused. "Today is Qixi festival. Chang'e cut Shen Gongpao off for a reason. She must be helping me! Right now, the only thing that can help me is… I know!"
Chen Xiaobei: Fine! I cannot hide it anymore! Actually, Goddess Cheng'e and I found each other to be very agreeable and have been in love for a while now. We're actually a very loving couple!
Sheng Gongpao: What?! How is this possible?!
Zhu Bajie: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! How can my goddess be in love with someone else?!
Everyone: No way! Goddess Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in all of the three realms! We still think of her!