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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings - whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society - do, when a mysterious application pops up in a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out 'Red Packets'; while spouting nonsense the entire time? Release Schedule: 14 chs / week *There is something wrong with the system. We are currently working on it right now. Thank you for your patience and support.*

Young Leader · Urban
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4890 Chs

Do You Want Another Slap?

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Bite marks, scratches and curious blotches of slobby liquid were strewn all over the pillar. There was even a hole the size of a finger, covered in a strange, sticky fluid. 

"I... I dare not tell you."

Old Meng looked down at the floor.

"My Old Meng, you watched me grow up. After all this time... there's been no inhibitions between us! No matter what you say, I won't blame you, eh?" Ximen Dingjun said.

"Oh? Hmm... If that's the case, then I will tell you." Old Meng gulped. "That pillar is your beautiful woman."

"What? The pillar is a woman? Old Meng, are you alright? This joke is not funny at all!"

Ximen Dingjun frowned.

"I'm not joking," said Old Meng. "You were hugging and humping that pillar the whole night."

"What?! I humped the pillar the whole night? Why did that happen?"