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Reborn with Steve Stand

This FanFic Novel is about a Chinese Guy from Earth who died, transmigrated, and awakened with Steve (Minecraft) Stand (Jojo). Get overpowered by using Minecraft Mod, travel through different worlds, anime or movies. And also, because he's Chinese, he likes to make fun of... Black people, Hitler, Japanese Nuclear Bomb, etc. you name it, he dare make fun of it. Like all Chinese FanFic, this fic loves to make tons of Jokes that are unhinged and not "popular" to western people. = Worlds: Minecraft -> Marvel -> X-Men -> Naruto -> Bleach -> Jojo -> Chainsaw Man -> One Punch Man -> DNF/DFO -> Fate/Stay Night -> = This is TRANSLATION! (AND ALL MY WORKS ARE TRANSLATION) Support me Financially Here: Patreon.com/Bleam — 100 Chapters in Advance in Patreon.

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Steve Chapter 295

Hearing the prompt in his mind, Fang Mo also secretly admired his own decision. It seems his guess was correct; there's no need to focus solely on Earth, as the universe contains many modules for him to unlock.

The Kree civilization is the best example. He hasn't even descended on their planet, and he's already unlocking modules. It seems like another bountiful harvest of modules, but he wonders how it compares to the module paradise, Asgard.

Thinking this, Fang Mo began to look forward to it. So, he said directly to Rocket Raccoon: "Find a place to land quickly, I can't wait to engage in some cultural exchange with the Kree."

"You won't believe a word I say anymore," replied the Rocket Raccoon, lying on the console panting heavily and still shaken.

There was no helping it; the recent star-chasing was too frightening. A slight mishap in Rocket's operation, and everyone on the ship might have been doomed.

"It's just a little speed boost. Why are you so scared?" Fang Mo patted Rocket Raccoon's back. "A spaceship must fly as fast as flying, don't be scared. Even if we really capsized, I could pull you all back."

"What do you mean by pulling back..."

Rocket Raccoon began to retort, but before he could finish, a red light suddenly lit up on the console, and an alarm sounded.

"Hmm?" Hearing the alarm, Rocket Raccoon frowned and looked at the console. "Well, you can't land now. The planetary anti-aircraft firepower network has locked onto us. If this ship moves an inch, it'll be shattered by orbital Gauss cannons..."

"That won't do," Fang Mo waved his hand. "We can't just stay still; that's not an option. Drive the ship... isn't the airspace wide enough?"

"Do you not understand what I'm saying?" Rocket Raccoon said with a headache. "That's an orbital Gauss cannon powered by the Kree's helium core main energy tower. One shot and we probably won't even have ashes left..."

"Do you not understand what I'm saying?" Fang Mo replied in the same manner. "What did I just say to Quill? I said I could kill his dad with one punch, and Ego is an ancient deity, a living planet... do you get my meaning?"

"What do you mean?"

Rocket Raccoon silently looked at Fang Mo: "... You're more badass than Tyson?"

"Seems I have to do it myself." Hearing this, Fang Mo took a deep breath and then started flying the Milano chaotically with a gravitational field.

"Hey, are you serious?"

Seeing Rocket Raccoon getting a bit tense, Fang Mo said: "You don't think I want to destroy the entire Kree civilization, do you?"

"Ronan's Dark Aster I could shatter with one blow, why would I fear this?" Fang Mo retorted, "Now no one can stop me from unlocking the module..."

"What?"

A look of shock crossed Rocket Raccoon's face: "You shattered the Dark Aster's left wing?!"

"What?" Fang Mo was also startled: "You didn't know about this?"

"We all thought it was the white-haired old man."

Rocket Raccoon said confusedly, "You left with Drax first, then that guy named Di Fan immediately started boasting, saying something about how Ronan doesn't know the might of the Di Fan Group's military and will soon regret it... As we piloted the ship out, we saw a beam of light hitting the left wing of the Dark Aster, we all thought it was his secret weapon."

"No, Drax saw that scene too."

Fang Mo was a bit speechless: "He never mentioned this to you later? About my heroic moment?"

"That guy?"

Rocket Raccoon rolled his eyes: "What else does he think about apart from toilets now? Luckily his heart is big enough, otherwise it would have been pulled out."

"Damn... you guys really didn't know about this!?"

Fang Mo got upset, pulled out the Infinity Gauntlet, and wore it on his hand: "Damn it, can't stand it, I'll punch the planet to explode!"

And during their conversation, the Kree planet's anti-air weapons were also launched.

Suddenly, decks on the ground rapidly opened, and a mechanical tower as tall as a skyscraper rose from within, covered with dazzling high-tech pipelines. It locked, charged, and fired all at once, propelling a massive metal projectile to an almost ludicrous speed with a magnetic field, creating a majestic golden light streaking through the atmosphere, heading straight for the sky.

"Attack! Attack is coming!"

All the alarms in the spaceship were buzzing, and Rocket Raccoon hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up!!!"

"What's the panic..."

Seeing this, Fang Mo commented and then raised his hand towards the outside of the spaceship, his palm with the Infinity Gauntlet slowly rotating in mid-air: "Stop firing! Suck it back!"

A green magic circle lit up.

An unbelievable scene occurred.

The original golden-red light had already rushed out of the atmosphere and was about to hit the Milano in a few tens of kilometers, but strangely, it suddenly paused, then rapidly started to reverse back.

It was as if a movie was being rewound.

The golden light like lightning retracted back into the Gauss cannon tower.

Immediately following that, the entire turret began to sink until even the deck on the ground closed back up, as if nothing had happened.

"This... what is this..."

Rocket Raccoon was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

"How about that, isn't this move awesome?" After performing a little trick, Fang Mo turned to Rocket Raccoon with pride and said, "If you think I'm awesome... please call me 'Awesome Bro'."

"I don't know about being awesome."

Rocket Raccoon said blankly: "But I want to say, luckily you're not a woman..."

"That actually depends," Fang Mo said cheerfully. "If there's a beautiful, scared girl from the Lily Society who wants to get close to someone, then I can be..."

"You can change genders?"

Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but curse: "F*ck... what can't you block people not do?"

"It's not gender change, look at how vulgar you're making it sound." Fang Mo said: "I call it transforming, you know? In fact, for us block people, mere appearance means nothing. If we want, changing form is just a thought away, I could even turn into you... and then go sell instant noodles on Earth."

"So, you guys don't have a true form?"

Rocket Raccoon asked curiously.

"There is." Fang Mo thought for a moment, then smiled and shook his head: "But... you wouldn't want to see what lies beneath this skin of mine."

"Why?"

Rocket Raccoon asked strangely: "Is your body illegally modified?"

"No."

"Then why?"

"Because no one wants to look directly into the abyss."

"You mean deep..."

Rocket Raccoon opened his mouth in confusion, but just then, a bunch of alarm sounds burst out, and he had to look down, only to find that there was more activity from the Kree.

"The Kree have sent a communication message."

Rocket Raccoon slightly operated the translucent crystal display: "What do you plan to do? Answer it or..."

"Let's answer it first."

Fang Mo thought for a moment and then spoke.

"Hopefully, these Kree have some sense and don't have water in their brains." Rocket Raccoon muttered softly and then began to operate the display screen.

Very quickly, the image of a Kree appeared in front of them.

"Stupid invaders, I don't care how you got here, but you'd better surrender quickly. This is the great territory of the Kree Empire, and we have the right to dispose of all your stupid property and lives..."

"Before you say that, you'd better ask your planet what it thinks."

The other side was blatantly disrespectful, obviously not intending to have a proper conversation, so Fang Mo stopped pretending and got ready to react, "Do you know who I am? How dare you talk to me like this?"

"What does it matter who you are?"

The Kree obviously didn't take Fang Mo seriously.

"I am the renowned planetary SPA therapist." Fang Mo said with a smile, "I am here specifically to treat the indifferent will of your Kree planet. I give you three minutes to leave this planet, or you will bear all the consequences."

"Huh?"

The other party was stunned after hearing this, "What nonsense are you talking about? Are you here to joke?"

"You have two minutes and fifty-five seconds left to run."

Fang Mo reminded.

"What a mess." The other side was confused but clearly too lazy to think too much, "Since you fools are seeking death, then I will oblige you."

After saying this, the video call immediately disconnected.

"See, it's not my fault, right?"

After the video ended, Fang Mo turned to Rocket Raccoon and spread his hands, "You saw it, they started insulting first, I was just reluctantly responding..."

"Alright..." Rocket Raccoon sighed helplessly, "I thought I had seen enough fools."

As they were talking, the anti-air fire network of Kree planet had also been activated.

Compared to the initial anti-air Gauss cannons, now there were some installations that looked like helium-core missiles, along with high-energy laser towers, plasma anti-air weapons, and such. It had to be said that the Kree civilization was indeed a military one, and these densely packed weapons looked quite frightening.

"They're getting serious."

Rocket Raccoon noticed this and turned to ask Fang Mo, "Can you absorb all of these too?"

"Who said it was me absorbing them back, it was them absorbing back..."

Fang Mo couldn't help but retort, but before he could finish, Drax suddenly pushed open the door of the cockpit in a rage, "Who the hell sped up the ship just now?! I wasn't sitting steady and ended up on a flat pan!"

And just as Drax rushed in to speak, something completely unexpected happened to Fang Mo.

His system notification sound...rang.

[System Notification: 'Poop' concept studied, you have gained download access to a new module.]

"F**k!!!"