This FanFic Novel is about a Chinese Guy from Earth who died, transmigrated, and awakened with Steve (Minecraft) Stand (Jojo). Get overpowered by using Minecraft Mod, travel through different worlds, anime or movies. And also, because he's Chinese, he likes to make fun of... Black people, Hitler, Japanese Nuclear Bomb, etc. you name it, he dare make fun of it. Like all Chinese FanFic, this fic loves to make tons of Jokes that are unhinged and not "popular" to western people. if you don't take this thing seriously, it's funny. = Worlds: Minecraft -> Marvel -> X-Men -> Naruto -> Bleach -> Jojo -> Chainsaw Man -> One Punch Man -> DNF/DFO -> Fate/Stay Night ->
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Due to the atmosphere in Hell indeed being very detrimental to Devils, and with Santa Claus still causing trouble in the human realm, everyone was quickly transported back to Tokyo by Fang Mo.
However, although it was called teleportation, one must know that this is the world of Chainsaw Man, where Fang Mo couldn't use the Space Stone, so he had to come up with the most foolish method.
That was to use the Geochest, to carry everyone back in one go.
But...
How should it be put?
Pulling out a big box in front of everyone, to be honest, was a bit too silly.
So, to maintain his own dignity, Fang Mo simply raised his hands, activated The World to stop time, and then, just like Dio moving Polnareff, first gathered everyone together, then used the Geochest to pack everyone up in one go.
Once everyone was... after everyone was packed into the box, Fang Mo put away the Geochest, used Brown Magic to teleport to his villa, and then swaggered onto the street, throwing everyone out.
Since all of this was done under the premise of time being stopped.
To everyone else, it seemed like with a wave of Fang Mo's hand, they had already returned to the real world.
Fang Mo didn't even call upon the Devils of Hell, nor did he make any other move, leaving everyone completely clueless about how they returned, which really brought his dignity to a whole new level.
As for Fang Mo himself.
He immediately returned to Hell after releasing everyone.
Currently, everyone has basically returned to the human realm, except for Nya, Himeno, and Kishibe.
Nya has run off to who knows where, while Himeno was taken back into the sword by Fang Mo, and Kishibe alone stood silently in Hell, obviously planning to have a serious talk with Fang Mo.
Fang Mo thought so too.
After all, the Sex Devil was still in the other's hands, and he had already chosen his bell, so not talking was not an option. Moreover, compared to the human realm, there were no eyes and ears of Makima in Hell, so the two had no worries in their communication.
"I have a few questions I want to ask you."
Upon seeing Fang Mo return, Kishibe got straight to the point: "If you help me solve my doubts, I'll give you the Sex Devil."
"You and Quanxi are impossible, don't even ask."
Fang Mo waved his hand directly: "Someone would dare to lick shoes for the woman he loves, unless you dare to eat shit for the woman you love, otherwise there's no chance."
"I neither want to eat shit nor be with Quanxi."
Kishibe's face seemed a bit dark: "I've already been buried halfway, I can't compare with Quanxi's undying body, I've long lost interest in her."
"Really?"
Fang Mo asked: "Then should I chop her head off and give it to you?"
"...I don't want to discuss this topic with you." Kishibe directly said: "Now it should be my turn to ask, can you stop talking nonsense?"
"Alright, then what do you want to ask?"
Fang Mo asked with a smile.
"The berserk armored warrior just now..." Kishibe glanced at Fang Mo: "She's Himeno, right?"
"No."
Fang Mo shook his head: "She's Himeyes."
Kishibe stared deeply at Fang Mo.
"No, what I said is indeed the truth." Fang Mo spread his hands in response: "Himeno had signed a contract with me, willing to devote her life to me so that I could save Hayakawa Aki. So, she indeed lost her life, calling her Himeyes is appropriate, isn't it?"
"You said Himeno offered everything to you."
Kishibe said: "But I've observed her, she seems to still retain her own thoughts."
"I can't help it."
Fang Mo spread his hands: "My mind clearly tells me, I like those cute and petite girls, but when I see someone like Makima with curves, I can't control myself... Do you know why?"
"Why?" Kishibe asked subconsciously.
"Because my heart doesn't listen to me."
Fang Mo said seriously: "It has its own thoughts."
"Is there another possibility?" Kishibe immediately countered after hearing this: "That is, you're just simply lecherous?"
"Isn't being lecherous a human nature?"
Fang Mo retorted: "How do you think the Last Devil was born, you have no idea, do you?"
"Weren't you claiming to be the Happy Devil?" Kishibe asked sharply: "Why are you calling yourself human now, so what exactly are you?"
"What's the difference between Devils and humans?"
Fang Mo laughed in response: "There are two things in this world you can't look directly at, one is the sun, and the other is the human heart. Sometimes, the things you humans do... heh, are much more unscrupulous than Devils. Otherwise, how could the Control Devil become so powerful?"
"The Control Devil?"
"That's Makima, the one you've always wanted to kill."
Fang Mo said, "It was born from humanity's fear of the concept of 'Control,' and is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The other three are War, Death, and Famine."
...
Kishibe remained silent, his gaze flickering, seemingly lost in thought.
"As a child, I was afraid of ghosts because I thought they were fierce and terrifying, but as I grew older, I started to fear people, because people can appear respectable and well-dressed."
Fang Mo continued with a smile, "Do you know what really disgusts me in this world? It's not Makima. At least they harbor the thought of 'if all else fails, let Pochita me, to erase the concept of Control from this world.' But those politicians, they truly disgust me. They casually use the lives of ordinary citizens as bargaining chips... Honestly, they're more nauseating than a black Devil's private life."
"So, are you willing to help me deal with Makima?"
Kishibe did not pick up on the cue but asked directly, "I'm not talking about killing all the citizens of the Japan, but just killing her alone, without harming other humans."
"I do have a way, but as I've said, she is the Control Devil... Even if killed, she'll only resurrect with amnesia in hell, and once she reincarnates back to the human world, your Japan politicians will just create another Makima."
At this point, Fang Mo suddenly laughed maliciously, "So, might as well kill that group of politicians too. I've found that the Gun Devil is actually quite effective at restraining politicians, whether with a shotgun or a rifle... Just as the big president wildly dreams up Pearl Harbor, and the Little Boy has a broad-minded Hiroshima boy, what do you think, want to consider my suggestion?"
"Sorry, I don't want to consider anything."
Kishibe said with a dark face, "If things really are as you say, when the Control Devil reincarnates, I'll find a way to control it, preventing the cabinet ministers from contacting it again."
"Then you really are loyal to humanity."
Fang Mo heard this and laughed as well, "Why don't you just go into politics yourself? Once you become the Prime Minister, you can eradicate these dark aspects completely, oh... and remember to cancel that stupid mosaic censorship mechanism of yours. Playing the saint while being a sinner, isn't that disgusting?"
"I'm already over fifty, isn't it a bit late to get into politics?"
Kishibe took a swig from his bottle, "And to be honest, I don't really want to deal with those people in the cabinet. Sometimes... they are indeed very foolish."
"Then forget it."
Fang Mo shrugged nonchalantly, "Do you have any other questions?"
"I have three more questions." Kishibe didn't dilly-dally and directly held up three fingers, asking, "What is your true purpose in searching for the Sex Devil? How do you plan to deal with Makima? And... How are you willing to leave this world? I know you're not a Devil from here, so whether you're an evil god, a dimensional Devil, or some alien, in the end, how are you willing to leave?"
"The Sex Devil is just a tool I'm using to deal with Makima."
Fang Mo directly said, "As for this place... to tell the truth, I've really grown tired of it, so unless something unexpected happens, I'll probably leave on my own soon."
"That would be truly wonderful."
Upon hearing this, Kishibe immediately said, "Do you need me to hold a farewell party for you?"
"No need," Fang Mo waved his hand in refusal, "Anyway, I appreciate your kindness. By the way, I plan to train Makima into a perfect actor and give her to you. Then, you can rely on her to sell movie tickets at Himeno's shrine and make a fortune. What do you think?"
"You're not planning to kill Makima?"
Kishibe was taken aback.
"Why kill her? That would be such a waste," Fang Mo laughed, "An interesting soul can bankrupt a family, a beautiful skin can cost three thousand a night. Isn't it better for you to keep her and make money?"
"Her abilities are too dangerous..."
"It doesn't matter." Fang Mo waved his hand dismissively, "I'll erase her powers by then. She will be your angel of comfort, and might even solve your demographic crisis."
...
After a pause, Kishibe fell silent again.
After a while, he continued to ask Fang Mo, "You said you're leaving soon... How soon? And where will you go after leaving here?"
"Beyond the stars, to the end of all heavens," Fang Mo said.
"Huh?" Kishibe felt puzzled, "What's that?"
"It means leaving the universe you are in."
Fang Mo sighed, feeling concerned for Kishibe's intelligence, "You've heard of the concept of the multiverse, right? I plan to cause trouble in other universes. Can you understand now?"
"Although I don't quite understand, I think I got the gist of it."
Kishibe nodded slightly, "In that case, I'll give you the Sex Devil, but you have to send me away from hell first."
"Oh, no problem."
Upon hearing this, Fang Mo was immediately energized and placed his hand on Kishibe. The next second, with the activation of Brown's magic and the rapidly changing scenery, the two had returned to the interior of the villa.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry, I am the King of Urgent Needs. Take me to find the Sex Devil right away..."
Just after being teleported back to the villa, Fang Mo immediately said this to Kishibe.
"I can't wait, we must make a move first."