The Sleepy Senpai

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His life wasn't the worst... okay, it was pretty shit.

In his old life, Yagami, now known as Kumagawa Misogi, had been abandoned by his parents ever since birth and had grown up in an orphanage. Of course, after he was old enough, he had to be forced out and make a living for himself, like any other person.

Maybe it was just him, or the people in his old world were all complete fucking assholes. Even though he didn't do anything that would incite anything like bullying, he would always be on the receiving end of bullies, and he'd end up getting beaten by them for their own amusement.

He had literally endured such torture for years, and even if he did end up fighting back, what was the fucking point? The bullies get in trouble, and he gets in even more trouble, it was just so damn unfair. This was one of the main reasons he was glad he didn't live in that world anymore.

Though, whether or not his current life was any better was beyond him. Having been reborn into the body of Kumagawa FUCKING Misogi was not what he'd consider ideal, especially because of the fact that he had this constant smile he couldn't get rid of no matter what.

Well, it wasn't that he couldn't stop smiling, it was just that the original Kumagawa had kept a fake smile on his face for so long that it had permanently etched itself into his natural expression. Even whenever he was just being neutral, the smile on his face would never go away unless he did so intentionally.

His life may have been really fucking shit in his old world, but he didn't think it was shit enough that he'd be compared and become Kumagawa of all people. Well, not like he could do anything about it, the only thing he wished he could do was remove his freaking fake ass smile!

Though, there were many positives to being Kumagawa, first off being his freakishly overpowered abilities, that being All-Fiction and Bookmaker. Along with his insane physical strength as an Abnormal, as well as his ridiculous, if not completely non-existent, resistance to any form of fucking pain.

Speaking of the All-Fiction, he had decided to test a few things out with it, and he had come to learn that it was actually the more improved version, being Non-Fiction. Non-Fiction allowed him to not only erase, but also bring back the things he's erased. He'd just call it All-Fiction though, he preferred that name over Non-Fiction.

Even though the guy regarded himself as the weakest person ever, his physical strength was no doubt far beyond anything human. Kumagawa honestly never truly showed how strong he was without his Minus and his screws, but the fact he can easily throw and hold such huge screws without any difficulty speaks volumes of his strength.

"Kumagawa-senpai!"

"Oh boy..." Kumagawa didn't bother to lift his head off of the desk as he was enjoying the warmth of the sun that shone through the window he was seated next to. It didn't take him long at all to recognise the voice that called out to him. "...What do you want now, Miko-chan?"

In front was him was none other than Iino Miko, his kouhai and also one of the females from the anime series known as Kaguya-sama: Love Is War. He knew the school he had arrived in a few years ago sounded familiar, and it hadn't taken him long to find out why.

Honestly, transferring to this school after getting some funds, which he totally didn't use his powers to steal from the bank, was a pain in the ass. He was considered 'impure' by the students, simply due to him being a transfer. They did eventually come to accept him though, and while he didn't know it, he was probably one of the most popular guys in the school.

Back to the story!

Miko here was one of the people he spoke to since first transferring into the school back in middle school, and she was an... interesting character. He wasn't even sure how himself, but she ended up getting him roped into becoming one of the Public Morals Committee members.

"You need to stop sleeping in class, you're a part of the Public Morals Committee, so you should act like a member and be responsible!" The one known as Miko shouted as she stood next to Kumagawa. Her hands on her hips as she did so. "I can't let you wear that armband and be sleeping in class!"

"Did you really come up to the senior classrooms just to yell at me like a banshee?" Kumagawa sighed as he sat up on his chair and turned to look at her with a small frown. "Let me guess, we have more troublemakers you want to deal with? Why don't you just ask Kobachi-chan to help? I'm busy..."

"Sleeping isn't being busy, and she's actually busy unlike you!" Miko shouted as she grabbed onto his arm and began tugging, attempting to force him to get out of his seat. The pulling didn't at all affect Kumagawa, Miko wasn't exactly the most physically powerful. Not even considering the fact that Kumagawa was an Abnormal, so his physical strength was inhuman. "G-Get up!"

"Fine, fine..." Kumagawa sighed once again as he stood up from his chair and stretched his limbs. Shaking his head, his face returned to normal, his smiling face being the normal... "So, what trouble do we have today? People getting bullied? Students being idiots on school grounds? The bodybuilder club harassing the girls again?"

"No, not this time... Also, I think the bodybuilder club are still scared of you."

"Yeah, I screwed them real good."

"S-Screwed...?" Miko seemed to stutter for a second as a visible blush formed on her face, Kumagawa just deadpanning when he saw that as he had a good idea as to what was going through her mind. "A-A-Anyway, we need to get going! The plant smelling club are causing trouble!"

"Is that actually a club? Are you sure they aren't just a drug syndicate in disguise?"

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Boring wouldn't even begin to describe how the school day went, nothing changed, everything was the same as it had been for all his school days now. Seriously, what was the point in being Kumagawa and having powers if there wasn't any true reason to use them?

From what he knew, there was absolutely nothing supernatural about the world that he now called home, it was just the same as his old world. The only thing that was supernatural that he knew that did exist in this world was himself, and that was it.

As the school day went by, also did Kumagawa's brain cells. If there was one thing in this world that he truly appreciated, it was the fact that the curricular in this world seemed to be much easier compared to his old world. The mathematics, the English classes and more were all easier here.

"I still can't get the feeling out of my mind that, that club is just a drug syndicate..." Kumagawa muttered to himself as he adjusted the bag on his shoulder. He was heading back to his apartment since school was over, and he didn't have any club activities. Well, the committee was a thing, but meh.

"Oh shit, it's Kumagawa!"

"L-Let's get out of here!"

"Losers..." Kumagawa snorted slightly as he saw a bunch of the delinquents from school start running away as soon as they noticed him. From the looks of him, they were about to start bullying one of the male freshmen. "You okay there, kouhai-kun?"

"Y-Yes, thank you, Kumagawa-senpai!"

"Don't worry about it, I didn't even really do anything. See ya." Kumagawa waved off the thanks as he turned and continued walking. He ignored the looks he was getting from the other students that happened to be walking in the same direction, he did glance around for a second though before sneaking into an alleyway.

Once he did that, in an instant, he suddenly found himself in front of the door.

"I just love these powers." Kumagawa continued smiling as he opened the door and entered the apartment. By simply erasing the time it takes for him to walk here, he had instantly arrived at this location. Very convenient. "I'm home, not like anyone is here."

True to those words, he didn't have any relatives in this world, he had literally woken up here in Kumagawa's body when he was a middle-schooler. It may have been wrong to just steal money from the bank, but since he couldn't be traced and found out, might as well take advantage of that.

The only real reason he even decided to attend school was because he was interested in getting his own proper education like any other kid... okay, that's total bullshit. The only reason he decided to go to school was to screw around with people, and also that he was curious to see just what a prestigious school was like.

Holy hell, is it boring.

"Time to sleep!" Kumagawa chucked his bag to the side before jumping onto the couch with both hands crossed behind his head. The apartment he lived in was definitely quite expensive, but nothing not worth its money. He didn't really understand the people who bought things that honestly aren't even worth the money they spend on it.

『Cross-Dimensional Chat Group now installing』

『Please standby』

"Huh, the fuck?" Kumagawa rose an eyebrow and turned his body slightly when he heard the voice. "Must be my imagination, I need to get some sleep..."

『Cross-Dimensional Chat Group installed』

『Welcome to the group, admin』

『Please send the invites』

"Did visiting that drug club make me go insane? Fuck me..."

『Please send the invites』

"Leave me alone..."

『Please send the invites』

"Am I not getting enough sleep?"

『Please send the invites』

『Please send the invites』

『Please send the invites』

"Fuck off! What do you want?!" Kumagawa felt a vein pop on his forehead as he sat up and instantly formed a massive screw before throwing it in front of him. The screw, thankfully, wasn't thrown hard enough that it smashed through the wall. The wall now just had a massive coat hanger. "What the hell...?"

Kumagawa's natural smile that had contorted into one of comical anger soon melted away instantly, replaced with major confusion as he stared at a glowing floating blue holographic screen in front of him. Was he surprised? No. Was he confused? Hell yeah.

If it weren't for the fact that he had been reincarnated as Kumagawa, and also had superpowers now, then maybe he'd be a bit surprised. But, considering everything that's happened to him thus far, a floating blue screen was not nearly enough to make him surprised.

『Please send the invites』

"I heard you the first time, bitch!" Kumagawa twitched his eyebrow when the mechanical voice kept repeating the same thing over and over. Sighing, he tapped on the screen curiously. Which upon his touch, reacted and it soon displayed what looked to be an empty chat box you'd typically have on social media. "Cross-Dimensional Chat Group, huh? Sounds like a fanfiction concept..."

Kumagawa scanned his eyes over the screen, aside from the empty chat history, there were a few icons which he could easily tell the purpose of, though the labels beside them also helped in that regard. There was a photo option, something about a quest, and also a list of chat group members.

Of course, the first thing he decided to do was tap on the chat group members list, mostly because it was flashing and was seriously going to make him have a fucking seizure. Once he clicked on it, a list of members was shown, though it wasn't anything special, he was the only one.

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『Chat Group Members』

● The Minus King - [Admin]

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"The Minus King? Meh, at least it's fitting." Kumagawa shrugged at the name he was generated for this chat group. He did see the option to change his name, though he'll do that after, he was more interested in the blinking notification next to the screen. "Three available invitations, huh? Might as well."

With a shrug, Kumagawa tapped on the notification, causing it to disappear.

『Invites sent, please standby...』

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『Gothic Lolita Apostle has joined』

『Godspeed Assassin has joined』

『Lil Wang of Chi has joined』

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