Avengers academy

I got a telepathic message from my sword, my sword can talk forgot to mention that.

"Master, are we really going to leave without cutting the bitch?"

She can be a bit dark.

"No we're not going to cut the bitch, you know mom's rules and the most important one is never kill an innocent person"

"Just a little stabby-stab."

"What's with you and stabbing people?"

"I am a cursed sword, I got the power to communicate by slaying 1000s, if you didn't have a strong will you would go on a killing spree."

"Ah! Forgot to get that wallet."

Really sucks to walk out and then come back in when you forget something.

I shift Kurohime back into her necklace form and, come back to the villain to steal his wallet. Can't have myself wasting my own money to fill my wallet.

"You've really wasted my time today, so I'm taking your whole wallet."

I summon Kurohime and rip a whole in space to my favorite cafe the home.

"Master, I think she knows."

"We plead the fifth, no evidence."

"Is there anything you want to tell me about what happened after school?"

"Just went to get a snack like usual."

"Are you sure you wanna stick to your story?"

"Yep."

Mom takes out her phone and shows me a video on YouTube. "Teen thug robs super villain."

"Am I in trouble?"

"Oh big time, how could you rob a small time villain."

"He was shooting fire at me."

"Really? Looks like he had no powers."

She's not mad that I used my powers and Kurohime, she's mad that I got caught. Assasin mom problems.

I am in my office when I hear Jarvis 3.0, he's my android assistant I built years back. He enters the room.

"Good evening Mr. Stark."

"Jarvis."

"It appears one of our students, got involved with a villain and someone stole the show."

"Great! This going to be horrible publicity for the school! How could our studen lose the spotlight!"

"There's a clip sir."

"Play it Jarvis."

The Video starts with a kid with light brown skin and he has his long black hair in a ponytail. He also has three sets of piercings on his ears. The video shows how he summons a sword and pierces Arsonist's shoulder then he robs him.

"That kid is quite skilled, has he ever applied for Avengers academy?"

"Scanning, no sir."

"I can't have a loose cannon like him out on the streets. He could be killed or worse; he could kill somebody. Jarvis, run the facial recognition software. I want to know who this Kid is."

"Scanning. Information found. His name is Zen Shade. His Mother is Reiko Shade and his father is Daniel Shade. He never knew his father. They moved over from Okinawa, Japan when Zen was still a baby. He now goes to Middleton High school as a freshman. One more thing Sir, Reiko Shade's maiden name is Reiko Onizuka, the Fairy of the Dark Blade and former assassin."

" I have heard of her. That woman is as scary as Natasha Romanov when she is angry. She has killed corrupt politicians, warlords, and cartel members. There are not many people who do not know the Fairy of the Dark Blade in the underworld. I heard she retired fourteen years ago. Now, I know why. Jarvis, clear my schedule for tomorrow. I am going to make a house call."

"Yes sir."

My school day sucked even worse than usual. The kids are more scared of me now than before since that video went viral. I decide to drown my sorrow in junk food. When I come home, my mom is serving tea to an old man. Who the hell is this old geezer? They noticed me.

"Hello Zen, I am Tony Stark, principal of avengers academy. How would you like to go there?"

"Hah?"