1 Reborn

"So I was walking down the street with my grocery bag, and I was ready to make dinner. *Help get off of me anybody help.* I hear cries for help I run looking for the person I hear crying for help.

I see a girl trying to escape an alleyway but someone Is pushing her back, I run towards her to help I suddenly think *wow what a sudden cliche it's almost like those fanfics I read where the mc saves her but dies* I thought to myself Only I Can Kill Her* as I finally approached them I look towards the old fat man pulling the girl I look at his hand he has a gun *I have to be careful I thought to myself* I find my body moving before me as I punch him, Aagh the man suddenly says, *I will kill you for ruining my fun he says* as he shoots, I miraculous dodged his shot.

I take out my pocket knife from my pocket as I rush towards him *I suddenly remember Obito Uchiha when he rushes towards the mist shinobi to save rin* I stab him in the neck but the knife is not deep enough to kill him *He takes out his gun as he shoots me.

I'm dead I thought to myself This can't be happening I want to live I still haven't discovered how to be immortal I can't die I start panicking as I start seeing the light.