Time skip till 5th birthday

(AN: a bit of a time skip because I found writing the training a little boring I'll just give a brief summary of his training and move on.)

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Waking up to to the morning sunlight in my eyes and a fox nuzzling into my neck as well as the smell of cooked eggs and bacon I couldn't help but grin and think back on the last couple of months. Training with my sensei's has been hard especially when when they decide to all ban together and hunt me down in the forest while I do my best to run, hide, and set up ambushes and traps. As well as the individual training I have with them. Itachi's been teaching me how to better my accuracy with kunai and shurakin as well as putting people in genjutsus for distraction. Shisui has been teaching me different Justus that don't use any elements as well as consealing genjutsus, the normal body flicker, and due to me tru king him with puppy dog eyes I managed to get the secret anbu camouflage technique that only they know. I chuckled at his guilty look when he and the others were hunting me down in the forest and I kept disappearing making them all use their sharingans or other senses to find both me and my traps that i his with it. While kakashi kept drilling me on nature transformation as well as a few low ranking lightning Justus, and after thousands of shadow clones I finally was able to inject lightning chakra into that damm leaf and make it shrivel up further increasing my proficiency and lessening the chakra consumption that lightning Justus take. And finally with mikoto well she taught me all I needed to know about how to move stealthy as well as a few assassination techniques and a little about poisons but she said poisons were never her go too. When kakashi heard that he mumbled something about talking to a woman named anko about poisons only to be shot down by a frantic itachi and shisui. But mikoto also showed me a bit of her kenjutsu and helped me with my stances once I showed her the scroll with the uzumaki kenjutsu scroll and she used her sharingan to perfect my stance. The old man also visited every now and then sometimes showing me useful elemnatal Justus like the mud wall jutsu and a water jutsu I remember from the anime that zabuza used it was the hiding in the mist jutsu. We also all either ate dinner at my house after training or put on a henge(transformation) and ate at a restaurant called Yakinaku Q that was owned by the akimichi clan and their food was delicious. I licked my lips at the memory of their Korean style ribs. But all in all my physical strength is that of a last year academy student so pretty much a chakra powered 12 year old but that's ok I'm five years old tomorrow and my main strength comes from my massive chakra reserves, stealth, and my trapping and ambush skill. My sensei's say I would be able to beat most fresh genin or genin with only a bit of experience due to my myriad of ability's surprising them but any experience genin would be able to beat me in a straight up fight with no traps or anything like that.

Getting up while holding the sleeping kurami in my arms I passed her over to a clone as I got dressed in my normal gear noticing with some amusement that I haven't taken off my mask aince I put it on since when I take a shower water will go through the mask if I will it it seemed to be a hidden ability I wonder if my other anbu clothes have hidden abilities as well. Than seeing little yonaka still sleeping on the bed. I remembered the stalking, hunting, and tracking training the wolf clan has been putting me through. Also I thought about finally reaching level 4 in my fuinjutsu books and practice I can now make a few useful seals like storage and explosive seals. But as I headed downstairs I was met by the sight of mikoto cooking with kakashi, itachi, and shisui sitting at the table discussing on what training I'll be doing today as well as drinking some coffee. Joining them I smiled thinking of 'what are they planning for my birthday tomorrow it's been impossible to figure out what they were going to do they were all elite shinobi when they wanted to be. The only thing I know is that kurami is planning something that will probably please her more than me based on the way she's been looking at me.' Giving up on that train of thought when mikoto started serving us breakfast. While we were eating itachi spoke.

"You know we are doing something for your birthday tomorrow so can I bring my girlfriend shes getting suspicious of me spending so much time away from her when I'm not on anbu missions?" He said in a tired tone of voice long since dropping the monotone he used before.

Raising an eyebrow in amusement I answered "sure why not make sure you tell her who I am before hand so we don't make a scene just in case though."

"Thanks and I will." He replied, and like that the day past like every other with training and dinner at my place.

*the next day*

Waking up I felt someone sitting on my stomach usually it would be kurami and yonaka laying on my chest but this was a human ass sitting on my lower stomach. Blinking the tiredness out of my eyes I looked up to see crimson red hair and eyes as well as the nude form of the one and only adult human form of the kyuubi staring down at me in both amusement and expectation.

Widening my eyes I asked now almost fully awake "Kurami what are you doing?"

Grinning she answered with a question of her own while grinding her ass on my stomach "oh am I not allowed some skin ship with my mate hmm?"

'She's really horny.' I thought as I felt her lower region getting wet.

"Oh yes, yes I am and your going to help me get rid of this fire burning feeling from within me MATE." Her voice was like honey as she put extra emphasis on the mate part.

Shivering at what she was insinuating I didn't know weather to laugh in joy at a beautiful woman wanting to bed me or cry at the unfortunate fact that I'm in the body of a 5 year old and can't get a boner yet.

"Don't worry you may not be able to pleasure me with your tool yet" she said while reading my mind and putting a hand on my groin. "You have plenty of other ways to quench this fire." She reminded me while licking her lips and staring at my mouth.

Widening my eyes and grinning like a loon I opend my mouth and she got ready to place her dripping spot on it when….

*slam*

The door slammed open as mikoto, itachi, kakashi, shisui, hiruzen and a black haired teen around shisui's age I've never met before barged in and yelled out together

"SURPRISE HAPPY BIRThdayyy" only to trail off with wide eyes at the scene in front of them. The worst part was the nine long crimson tails that were raised up in the air behind kurami