Mizukage

(AN: I saw the kazakage as an arrogant asshole so that's what I wrote him as.)

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Finishing my breakfast I looked over to see the others finishing up as well. Stretching I flicked a senbon needle at the roof piercing another bee. After doing this I grumbled "if we go to war with iwa I'm killing their entire clan." While my eye twitched. "I've killed 50 of those little shits since last night and the fucker just sends more."

Looking up and at the needle the hokage spoke "hmm don't worry I've been thinking the same thing their buzzing is annoying." Than looking at me she stated "leave a clone here and go check up on our mizukage maybe she'll be easier to deal with than our former ally. If she wants to talk let us know. If she doesn't well I'm tired of being the nice one we're shinobi not peace keepers. Also have your clone tell us more about the mizukage and her entourage."

Nodding I made a clone and disappeared in a body flicker. Appearing on the roof I located the mizukage's chakra signature. Heading that way I wasted a few more senbon on bees. 'Hmm they may be insects but they still breath air maybe I can gas them.' I thought as I mentally went through poisons I had on me. After arriving at the mizukages chakra signature I noticed that ringo was hiding in a bush while Ao and mei were on a park bench. Also seeing the obvious wire trap connected to ringo's needle sword I sighed. 'Well flashy entrance time.' I thought as I walked out of a trees shadow. After using my sensor ability I noticed that Ao's byakugan activated for a second before disabling it. Smirking behind my mask I thought 'dumbass should of kept it on.' As my clones who were out of his range moved in.

"Oh the little fox has come at last." Came the mizukages sweet voice.

Looking around I asked "oh and where is your little gremlin I think her name was dingo." I asked back.

"She's busy now why don't you come over here and talk to us." She stated adding a seductive tone while puffing out her chest, making her cleavage known. Shrugging I walked over as I get ringo pull her wire as it wrapped around me.

Struggling a bit I looked at the mizukage and asked "what is the meaning of this mizukage?" In a stoic monotone

"Simple I didn't like your tone last time and wanted to demonstrate that we won't be picked on by the other shinobi villages." She replied while getting up with a superior and smug tone.

Looking at her I thought 'got she's stupid how doesn't she know and why hasn't Ao activated his byakugan are they really that arrogant.'

"What no reply? Not that tough when you're trapped are you." She said with a shit eating grin.

"No just thinking that protecting you would cost more than it's worth if you can't even tell your in a genjutsu." I spoke as our positions switched with me in her place and her tied up in the wire. While Ao was on the ground with chakra suppression and paralysis seals on him. Lastly ringo was hog tied and practically foaming at the mouth as she watched a clone of mine mess with her needle sword. "Because this is pathetic."

As she looked around with wide open eyes she gulped down some saliva as she regained control over her emotions. "Do you understand what I meant when I said you are the weakest kage here and should play to your strengths. I am but a elite jonin in strength yet I was able to disable you a kage and your bodyguards without getting a scratch. There was a saying that the sandaime used to tell me all the time 'even a genin can kill a kage' your arrogance blinded you. Now your fate will be the hokages to decide." As I finished a clone popped sending all the information to the clone that was with the hokage.

A minute later the hokage and lion arrived with my clone who just went to join the other clones in messing with the needle swords while the frothing ringo watched. "Hmm your clone wasn't lying when he said she was stupid." Came the hokages amused tone. "Now what to do with you." She mused while looking at the sheepish mizukage.

"I made a mistake we are ready to talk out an alliance." Was the mizukages reply while grinning "come on we're the first female kages we have to stick together."

"Hmm you make a good argument." Came the hokages reply making Ao look at the hokage with surprise. While ringo didn't look like she cared as she growled at my clones. Me and lion on the other hand didn't even look at her we expected something like this. "I'll tell you what if we set up some trade agreements as well as a mutual military support contract I'll take that alliance."

'I should of had her drunk off her ass for this meeting arrogant and selfish titan tits would of struck a better deal that would of given us more profit.' I thought while thinking of the amount of money and supplies we could of extorted from them. 'Well there goes my free sushi.' I thought internally crying over not having the food of the gods. 'Speaking of sushi I know there has to be a sushi bar around here I have s shit load of money with me so..hehehe.' I mentally giggled at the prospect while sending some of my clones for scouting.

"Fox where are your clones going." Lion asked from my side

"Scouting for more bees." I lied smoothly.

He looked like he was about to say something as "fox let them loose they're our new allies." The hokage interrupted him

Nodding I snapped my finger as a clone pulled on some wires and the mizukage fell down while ringo was let loose as she immediately killed my clones and held her needle sword close. I than made a hand sign as the seals on Ao disappeared making him groan in relief while cracking his back. "Good now let's go back to your hotel to hash out our alliance and all the paperwork." The hokage announced as she followed the mizukage out of the park square.

"Ao, ringo come on." The mizukage ordered as they grumbled while following the mizukage.

"Lion go with her I have one more thing to deal with I'll join you in a minute." I stated in a serious tone.

Hearing my tone he nodded before catching up with the hokage and whispering something in her ear. She nodded once not even breaking the conversation with the mizukage. As they got out of eyesight and earshot I asked "you ganna come out or just hide behind that tree old man."

"Oh so your a sensor huh." Came his reply as he walked up and took a seat next to me

"That saying that hiruzen told you I remember him saying the same thing to me a long time ago. I never believed him till I watched my sensei get cut by a genin. He got arrogant and sloppy." He replied while looking up. Feeling my instincts flare up I brought out Benihime and blocked i sword strike from the old man who was now on the other side of me. "Oh the uzumaki clan sword Benihime I thought I felt it earlier."

"Nothing gets past you huh." I asked not at all bothered by his attack there was no killing intent directed at me nor was it aimed at anything vital it it hit it would of just been a scratch at most.

"Yes but you should be careful not unlike the bijuu inside of you Benihime is a real demon." He stated

"I know I read about her origins in one of the scrolls I have. She may be a demon but as of now she's my demon and partner. As long as she says that was and points her bloodlust at my enemies I don't care who we cut down." I replied as I slowly sheathed Benihime as mifune did the same with his katana.

"I see you don't seem to be affected by her bloodlust. Even her last wielder had problems controlling themselves." He stated curiously

"Hmm yes Kushina-sama and all of benihime's previous wielders never accepted her bloodlust they either tried to control it or pushed against it. In order to truly use her to the fullest and use her strongest attacks you don't reject her and try and control her bloodlust, you accept her and her bloodlust." I replied in a calm tone as Benihime was fully sheathed and so was her bloodlust as my eye stopped glowing red.

"I see you ability with the sword is good but some experience will do you good boy." He replied as he started walking in the opposite direction. "Never loose that fire in your eyes boy and you'll be great just like your parents."

Sighing I thought 'by the log my parentage and identity are some of the worst kept secrets ever. How the fuck hasn't iwa figured it out yet.' As I headed towards the mizukages hotel room.