5 Time Skip To The Future!

The years have definitely been odd. I do believe I have ruined the time line. But do I mind? Not really. I enjoy life as it comes.

So to share what has happened. Me, Kim, and Bonnie have a new friend. Her name is Tara. Tara King. While Kim has been rather tomboyish for the most part, Bonnie was not. So Bonnie found a girl she related well with. They both kicked it off well with doing what girls born in the 90s do.*

When we became eight, I asked my parents if I could learn some self defense. They were rather adamant against it, seeing as they were pacifists. But I fought hard on it. And by that, I mean I brought up the incident when I was four. That shit gets me so many free passes, it ain't even funny.

But it is funny. Heh heh heh.

Now did I tell them it would be the same krav maga dojo that the twins were teachers in now? Nope. And it was wise not to; as the relationship with the Rockwaller's went south way back then. Good points and bad points were raised on both sides. But once Mrs. Rockwaller called them bad parents, shiznit got bad. It got this bad after I was released from the hospital. When they both resolved themselves to do better. So it may have been guilt on their minds that made them react negatively to everything

The years the twins had put into keeping in shape has done them well. By keeping limber with yoga, strong with krav maga, but quick with judo, they have become two of the top instructors in America.

So I told Kim and Bonnie what I wanted to do, so Bonnie told Tara and the Twins, and now we four were being tutored by two extremely hot sisters. I mean hot. Like if a water drop had fallen on that ass, it would evaporate before touching. Now I am not entirely a pervert. But hot damn.

So while Connie and Lonnie look similar to Bonnie, they have different hair colors than her. Lonnie has the same eye color and skin tone as Bonnie while Connie has paler skin than both of her sisters and has blue eyes rather than blue-green eyes. Connie has brown hair like Bonnie does, but her hair is much wavier and is a bit lighter on the shade of brown - Lonnie's the only one of the three sisters to have a mole and the only one to have blonde hair (I wonder why she dyes her hair?).

They have a butt that Kim Kardashian wished she could have again; their stomachs were both soft and yet still strong abs could be felt. And their thighs. Oh my god those thighs. They could crush a watermelon and the watermelon would beg them to do it again. I would describe more but I have already perved enough.

When they shared what they did, it helped Kim to start her studies in multiple martial arts. Bonnie and Tara incorporated their gymnastics and cheerleading (same thing in my opinion) skills into the lessons they were taught.

I think guys were gimped in this world. Or at least all the ladies I have been surrounded by are so dang multi talented. And excel at what they strive in.

So I had to work hard to keep up. I tried to keep up at least. Until I get the mystical monkey powers I'm going to lag behind.

Even though we were all friends, it became apparent who were the duos. It was me and Kim, while Bonnie and Tara did their thing. I hope we were not growing apart. That honestly would be kind of sad. But to show the girls how much they meant to me, I got them gifts. Kim got her infamous pandaroo. Bonnie got a pack of DIY coloring scrunchies. Tara, funny enough, was a girl who loved magicians. So she got a deck of trick cards. Connie and Lonnie got a few free massage coupons.

Those two laughed when I handed it to them. They learned quickly not to take these magic hands lightly. Almost every week they made me take 'extra lessons' after class. Just ti dedicate to... well them. Yep, that sounds naughty no matter how I try to word it in my head.

The day came when I had to go to Camp Wannaweep. I hated it. Not just hated. Fucking loathed it. Well, mostly. The best time was when they had me bunk in a cabin with the camp mascot, Bobo the chimpanzee. We had a rocky relationship at first but, once I shared some peanut butter I snuck in, he came to be my buddy. If any kid tried to bully me, he made their life hell. The kids were quick to pick up on that. Well, except for Gil. But no one likes Gil. So it's fine.

And then came middle school. The seventh grade was me seeing Kim change. She was becoming... a girl. Now don't get me wrong. I already know that's what's supposed to happen. HELLOOO~.

I just wasn't ready for it. Is this how a father feels when his baby girl is growing up? Kim went to Bonnie and then came back a changed girl. Yep, definitely changed things in the time line.

Kim still got braces and Bonnie at least jokingly called her tin mouth, rather than being mean towards her.

Then the day finally came.

The day she started kimpossible dot com.

Kim: "It's so great we both got new computers, Ron."

Me: "New? Nah, my dad gave me his old one. At least it works."

Kim: "Oh, sorry Ron."

Me: "No big. I'm looking up hairless pets, what are you up to K.P?"

Oh yeah, I started calling her K.P a while back. She took a liking to it right away. Bonnie still hates Bon Bon, but I enjoy calling her that. Tara is princess T. She always liked that. But I rarely say it so it isn't over used.

Kim: "Your dad's allergies?"

Me: "Yep."

Kim: "Well I am making my own website."

Me: "Well that's cool. What for?"

Kim: "To get my name out there. Duh. I named it kimpossible dot com, I can do anything. Take a look at it and tell me what you think."

Me: "Sounds a little braggy doesn't it?"

Kim: "It's called presentation and marketing."

Me: "Well make sure no weirdos call for 'help'."

I even did the whole air asterisks while talking over the phone.

Kim: "Eww Ron. Come on, you know I am not gonna respond to those. Ever!"

Me: "Well you wouldn't mind if I keep an eye on the website to play it safe then? Can't let a best bud get caught in a stranger danger scenario."

I could hear the smile over the phone.

Kim: "Thanks Ron. Hey, what kind if pet did you find?"

Me: "Not many unfortunately. Apparently there are alot of animals with fur. I am not getting a naked cat. Reminds me of Uncle Ezra when he takes his shirt off at the beach."

Kim: "Oh my god, Ron. Eewwwww."

Heh heh, still got it. Boys are gross indeed.

So I kept up with my training at home when Kim went over to Bonnie's. I remembered it was time to finally get the awesome naked mole rat. The magnificent Rufus! I hope I can find him. I'm Ron, but not Ron. If that makes any sense. So to Smarty Mart!

Now the show never did this place any justice. It really does have EVERYTHING. If it exists under the Sun, they have it! And it is so organized! Not like a Home Depot or Menards... Ugh. Bad memories.

So off to the animal section! Is that a monkey? Dude, I miss Bobo. He was a cool monkey. Err, chimpanzee.

Eventually I found the naked mole rat section and something weird happened. Not like the planets aligned or something... or maybe it did? But I could feel a tug that led me to Rufus. He was so adorable. I knew it was him, I could feel it in my soul.

Needless to say, the 'rents were fine with it. But I get away with near anything. Or at least they are still kind of distant; I know they at least care about me... They changed alot over the years. So a point in their favor.

Monday came quickly and Kim was auditioning for cheerleading at Bonnie and Tara's behest. Since it was after school I had headed home alone to check the website. I knew her first big mission was coming, but I could not remember when.

Funny enough, today was that day! Hot dog! And a booyah!