Tut-tu-ruh!

[User agreement to read graphomuti].

Before you start diving into the layer of text, you agree to provide your =============== data for a period of ten years to ============================= without any obligation ================== the author is not responsible for disturbed psyche ======== even if you ========== 'onii-chan, you w-will take responsibility' ======== any haemorrhages from the eyes and other ============== the author does not guarantee anything =========== enjoyable reading.

Click 'Yes' if you agree to the requirements presented.

Click 'No' if you do not wish to agree to the requirements presented, but will continue reading anyway out of a sense of stoniness.

Click 'Something' if you're not sure of the sanity of what's going on.

So, have you chosen your path as a shinobi? No? Neither have I, but you have a choice to continue reading or close the 'contract *selling* your soul into the hands of a starving author'.

Are you... sure you want to continue?

Press 'Yes' or 'No' or 'Something.'

Are you sure? Are you sure you've read the user agreement?

What do you mean, 'unclear?' Do you possess the language of %@#%^&?

No?! Well... it's your choice and no one else's. I warned you.

Do you agree to the terms and conditions of this 'graphomuti'?

Data processing...

Goblin, hentai, undead, oyash, harem, graphomuti, blood from.

Processing complete.

'Have a good time. You've been handled by 'Some demon-eating demon-chick-eater-chan.'

Wzhuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh~~~~ magical sounds and a rainbow bridge in front of your eyes.

You see the majestic gate flaps just waiting to swing open in front of you. With a creaking sound, they open, and you are blinded by a bright light on the other side of the gate.

Are you sure you want to continue your journey?

'Yes'/'No.'

What do you mean you don't understand? Are you sure you've read the user agreement?