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Rabbit Must Die

Ever since a despicable rabbit arrived at the Heavenly Court, banners have been hung up in the residences of all the major Immortals: beware of fire, theft, and rabbits. At the same time, the God of Food's Complete Rabbit Cooking Guide started selling like hotcakes. One could often see a bunch of Immortals waving various magic treasures, chasing a rabbit all over everywhere, shouting, "Although group beating is unfair, we can lose face, the rabbit must die!" Passerby A: Why is that rabbit so freaking famous? Almost all the Immortals know him, is it because he's cute? Passerby B: No! It's because he's a jerk! No, that's inaccurate, he's totally a mega jerk!

Yimeng Huangliang · Eastern
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Chapter 286 Peanuts, Beer, and Mineral Water [Subscribe Please]_1

But let's talk about Ao Bing. He emerged from the East Sea Dragon Palace, marshaled his troops, and deliberately brought a withered man with him as he charged out and asked the sea patrolling Yaksha, "Where is that rabbit?"

"Your Highness, look! Over there!" the sea patrolling Yaksha pointed to the sea surface.

Ao Bing glanced over and saw a rabbit standing up on a wave, poised with hands behind its back, head held high and chest out, its ears fluttering in the wind behind it, looking quite dashing and at ease, singing a poem to itself, "I, the noble rabbit, roam the world, carefree for life, not relying on wind, nor on rain, but on the waves! Ah—hahaha..."

Upon hearing this, Ao Bing couldn't help but laugh: "It turns out to be a foolish rabbit!"

In the midst of speaking, with a whoosh, the sea water exploded!

Ao Bing rode a column of water out of the sea and, timing his speech perfectly, he bellowed loudly...