"F*ck! This is going to hurt like hell, but who cares, dying while looking cool is all that matters..."
Urmas gaped in disbelief at Ash's sudden outburst, his jaw dropping in shock. Even if he combined his entire life's worth of experiences, he hadn't been insulted as much as Ash did in one go. Although 60% of Ash's words were too nonsensical and completely out of his database, one thing he understood very well was that the kid in front of him didn't deserve a painless death.
Ever since Urmas had become the vice leader of the bandit gang a few years ago, this was definitely the first time someone had called him "shit" or "little dick". Yes, his dick was small, but that is normal; because his entire body structure is small. If he had a giant dick like a troll, he might end up dying buried under his own.